The strongest Tang monk fights westward journey

Chapter 163 The inner change of the six-eared macaque (third update)

Rumble!
The Nantianmen trembled, and the huge sky pillar shook, showing signs of collapse at any time.

"Oh, I'm going, brother, run!"

Seeing that the situation was not right, the general guarding the gate ran wildly, afraid of being affected by that terrible law, and escaped faster than a rabbit.

"Brother Sailor, slow down, wait for me!"

The new heavenly soldier wanted to roar wildly to prove the majesty of the heavenly court, but when he saw that it was two great saints and Master Tang, he also ran away.

There is no way, if you can't do it, it's better to withdraw first.

"Yo, it's heaven again!"

Swish!
The next moment, Tang Sen teleported and flew in the fairy island, rushing to the Lingxiao Palace all at once.

"Don't look at Jade Emperor, Brother Sen is here to play with you!"

Tang Sen looked at Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor asked him to go to the Heavenly Court every day, and now that he is here, doesn't this guy feel very happy?
The Jade Emperor was speechless, just a moment ago he was observing the battle situation in Tongtian Realm, the speed was too fast, there was no time for a cup of tea, and he killed Lingxiao Palace.

"Get out, don't come to Lingxiao Palace, hurry up!"

The Jade Emperor waved his hands again and again, and he suffered from a headache again. The picture from the Heaven-reaching Realm told him that the magic-subduing array must have turned yellow again, and the monkey's breakthrough was like drinking water, and he was about to become a saint. If it is open, give it some more time, it will not go to heaven.

If there is a disturbance in the Lingxiao Palace, it is estimated that the Heavenly Court will be maimed.

"Drive me away? Didn't you miss me all the time? Didn't I come here? Why did you drive me away again?"

Tang Sen walked on the ground with his buttocks. The floor was a little cold, and he was sweating from the battle, which happened to be refreshing for a while.

Who misses you so much, I miss you so much, can't it be okay?
The Jade Emperor had a headache and rubbed his temples.

boom!
when!
At this moment, the sound of fierce fighting came to Lingxiao Palace, and two Monkey Kings appeared, and the law boiled, overwhelming the gods and generals.

Only when they got closer to the scene did they realize that this level of fighting was really too strong, far beyond their reach. All the gods turned pale with fright, and ran wildly.

"Why are you running, why are you running away, don't you want to see me!" Tang Sen despised.

I said, who the hell wants to see you.

We are saving lives, okay?

A group of heavenly generals slandered, even people with the strength of the four great kings of the Giant Spirit God also ran away, for fear of being harmed.

"Stop it, stop it, you will have to pay for the damage to the palace."

When Tang Sen spoke, Monkey King and the six-eared macaque stopped at the same time, not forgetting to argue.

"Master, I am Sun Wukong, this monkey is pretending to be me, you see, she has become a fake!"

Sun Wukong ran to Tang Sen and said, he was arrogant, the six-eared macaque is so shameless, it is obviously a mother, but it turned out to be a fake penis, the key is still very important, it is really shameless to the extreme.

"Changed to a fake handle? Let me take a look, yo, it really does exist, it's transparent!"

When Tang Sen saw it, he burst out laughing. The six-eared macaque was real, and it turned out to be a fake penis, measuring eighteen centimeters in length.

I don't know if it will shrink usually?

How can there be such a big one, it's too fake!

However, Tang Sen immediately became suspicious. Why is Wukong staring down at others?It can't be in heat!
He didn't have this hobby before?

"Master, why are you looking at me like that? I heard you said it was a female monkey who watched it. I don't even bother to look at ordinary people!"

Sun Wukong squinted at Tang Sen, the secret was discovered, he was a little guilty, the phoenix crown on his head flickered, pretending to be indifferent.

Wocao, dead monkey, no, dead Monkey King, what expression do you have?
In the heart of the six-eared macaque, the seed sprout swayed, and her heart started to move, wishing to go up and bite Monkey King.

"Master, I'm really not that kind of monkey. I've never peeked at anyone but this monkey, and I've only used this ability once."

Sun Wukong continued to explain that what he said was the truth, and this perspective function was indeed used for the first time.

That's about the same, if you dare to peek at others, I'll goug your eyes out.

The six-eared macaque thought in his heart.

Then, she shivered again, feeling weird, how could she have such an idea?
"Master believes in you. However, it's wrong to stare at the bottom of someone's house. You should stare at the top. Of course, the teacher is not interested in female monkeys. You should do your own research!" Tang Sen said.

At this moment, even the gods who escaped and returned couldn't stand it anymore. What kind of master is this?How can you bring your apprentice to play tricks?
Could it be that Lingshan is blind?

"Master, I am the real Wukong. That one is a fake, a counterfeit one. My penis is already this big, and the fake ones are small."

The six-eared macaque is enlightened by the movie star-level actor Mo Chan, plus he is good at listening, can perceive, knows the front and back, and has the gifted supernatural powers of knowing everything.

She opened her mouth and said that the acting was fake and real, and Tathagata asked her to replace Sun Wukong for these reasons. The six-eared macaque was born to be a movie king, and his supernatural powers come with acting skills.

"Really? Take off your pants and have a look!"

However, Tang Sen dared to say anything without any taboos, and it exploded in the heart of the six-eared macaque like a bolt from the blue.

This time, not only the gods and six-eared macaques on the side couldn't stand it anymore, even Monkey King was a little embarrassed.

"Master, this is not good! What if it hurts the self-esteem of these gods?" Monkey King said.

"Wo Cao, if the Great Sage has the ability, you can take it off, let's compare?" The giant spirit god was eager to try, holding back and wanting to speak.

"That's right, that monkey head is right, it's not good, I'll bring you the demon mirror?"

The Jade Emperor spoke again and again, feeling that the monkey had finally done a good thing. If the two monkeys took off their pants in the Lingxiao Palace, it would be a joke that day, and the heaven would definitely be in chaos.

"I'm just joking as a teacher, but why are you so excited, Jade Emperor? It can't be... huh..."

Tang Sen had a mean smile on his face, and two golden beams of light shot out from his eyes, shining on the Jade Emperor.

"Tang Seng is dead, you close your eyes! Come on, come on, and drag Tang Seng out!"

What the hell did I do to you, uncle! ! !
The Jade Emperor turned pale with fright, and hurriedly avoided Tang Sen's sight. At this moment, he finally saw Tang Sen's power. This guy was so frightening and lawless.

"Farewell, Jade Emperor, the poor monk was just joking with you. The poor monk is an eminent monk. He doesn't know any perspective at all. Only your nephew can. What kind of female monkeys are all made up by the poor monk, hahahaha... ..."

Tang Sen laughed out loud, and he couldn't even count how many lies he told...

Today, I still have to be an eminent monk, so I believe in your evil!
If it weren't for the concern about status, the Jade Emperor really wanted to scold the eighteen generations of Tang Sen's ancestors all over.

"The demon mirror is here, use it as you like!"

The Jade Emperor was the Jade Emperor after all, he quickly calmed down, his face was expressionless, and his tone was also cold.

Swish!
Tang Sen brought the demon mirror. When he came last time, someone took a copy to imitate him. He was very envious and hoped to have one. Now that he has the genuine copy, he is really happy.

"Hmph, let's take a look. The demon mirror is useless. I can just look in the mirror to see if the fur is messed up."

The six-eared macaque remained calm, just moved its eyeballs to peek at Monkey King, the seeds sprouted, and her mood at this time was like the coming of spring.

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