Chapter 145 Robbing Taibaijinxing and going to heaven
"Oh, I'm sorry for Mr. Tang. Although my grandfather is handsome, please don't let your eyes shine. It's easy to get goosebumps."

Taibai Jinxing was startled, covered his vital parts with his hands, and jumped up and down to hide behind Monkey King.

"What are you doing, go away."

Seeing this, Sun Wukong hid far away, leaving Taibai Jinxing nowhere to hide, and was watched by Tang Sen all at once.

"You don't need to hide, you can see everything clearly, there is a penis, short and sharp."

Tang Sen closed his eyes, shook his head, and said disappointedly.

Except for the white spot, Taibai Jinxing looks like a girl, but actually has a penis and is a real man.

"I'll do it, old Tang monk, what do you say, what is short and sharp, please explain clearly."

Taibai Jinxing quit and wanted to be anxious with Tang Sen. No matter how he looked at it in the Tongtian Realm, he couldn't appreciate the true demeanor. He didn't realize it until he saw Tang Sen himself. Why is Erlang God so pitiful.

This Tang Monk is too cheap, actually looking at a man's body, he is the one who has clairvoyance.

"Old Xing, I'm not talking about you. You don't look like this. Your muscles are all trained. If you don't practice, how can you not shrink. Since you have come to the country of daughters, don't leave. Have a good few days and spend a lot of time. The hot girl is waiting for you."

Tang Sen opened his mouth, bewitching Taibai Jinxing not to do good things.

"Forget it, I, Lao Bai, have kept myself clean all my life. It's not what you think, don't!"

Taibai Jinxing was very arrogant, waved his hand, and said unwillingly.

"What, you don't even give the third master face, Wukong, teach me a lesson," Tang Sen said.

"No, Great Sage, Lao Bai is really your fan. As an idol, you can't hit people, it's out of style!"

Before Taibai Jinxing finished speaking, a pair of panda eyes appeared on his face, and then another appeared on the other side, forming a pair.

"Great Sage, why didn't you listen to persuasion! I tried my best back then, so I really don't blame me for that!"

Bang bang bang!
Taibai Jinxing was punched a few more times, and his rosy and shiny face like a baby swelled into a pig's head. It was as miserable as it could be. These days, he has suffered a lot from Monkey King. The old injury was just right, and the new injury was added.

"Do you mean to blame me? Don't forget, you recruited my grandson to the Heavenly Court. You know exactly what the Heavenly Court does to my grandson."

It was fine if Taibai Jinxing didn't say anything, but Sun Wukong got even more angry when he mentioned it, and he beat Taibai Jinxing violently again. This guy's cultivation has reached level 53, he has thick skin and thick flesh, so a beating is fine.

"Wukong, stop beating, and ask a question for the teacher."

Tang Sen rubbed his nose and said, "Old Bai, why did the Heavenly Court ask you to go to the lower realm? Could it be that they asked you to let me go to the Heavenly Court?"

"Exactly, the Jade Emperor said, as long as you go to the Heavenly Court, you will be treated with fine peaches and wine, and will never treat you badly!"

Sun Wukong stopped, and Taibai Jinxing finally got up, as if he was all right, strong and healthy, even if he punched another hundred and eighty times, he would be fine.

"Really? The Jade Emperor is so good? And the flat peach wine, you won't cheat me!"

Tang Sen was suspicious, wondering what the Jade Emperor was trying to do, he had asked Erlang God to go down to earth to catch him just a moment ago, and once Erlang God was defeated, he invited Taibai Jinxing to come to Huairou policy.

Isn't this slapping Erlang in the face?
It's really shameless to be such an uncle!

"In this case, then I will drag my family and bring my disciples up together. Anyway, there are plenty of delicious food and wine in the Heavenly Court. Wukong, go and call the monkey grandson from Huaguo Mountain, and let's go to the Heavenly Court for a feast."

Tang Sen said, since the Jade Emperor invited him, he must show sincerity, why not bring a few more people, Xianzhen, one more bite is one bite, and it is sure to make a profit.

"No, no, old Tang Seng, if you look like this, the Jade Emperor will definitely turn his neck in anger. The Jade Emperor said, don't bring people, especially the Great Sage, he is afraid of the old man!"

"what?"

"I'm only allowed to go up alone? Is this obviously a Hongmen banquet? Don't go!"

When Tang Sen heard it, he said that the Jade Emperor was really stupid, and he was stupid too. This is a blatant act of bad deeds, and anyone with a discerning eye can see it at a glance.

"Oh, anyway, that's what the Jade Emperor said. Third Master, Lao Bai, if I can't complete the task, the Jade Emperor said that I will be demoted, so you just run away. At worst, I will give you the Golden Pill!"

Seeing that Tang Sen refused to go, Taibai Jinxing was immediately embarrassed. Before leaving, the Jade Emperor confessed that he would be reincarnated if he could not complete the task. That was not a joke.

"Hurry up to reincarnate, don't hinder the poor monk from making love, bye!"

Tang Sen left without hesitation, striding like a shooting star, walking like a dragon and walking like a tiger. That posture meant that Taibai Jinxing was going to reincarnate as soon as possible.

"Brother Seng, San Ye, Tang Wudi, please help me, old man, I really don't want to be reincarnated, look at your second disciple, Marshal Tianpeng, they are all pigs, I guess I am also the fate of a cat and a dog, please !"

Taibai Jinxing fell to the ground, hugged Tang Sen's thigh, snotted and burst into tears, saying that his heart was broken, his heart was broken, and he burst into tears, as pitiful as he could be.

"What are you doing? Are you still a fairy? Can you maintain a little demeanor?"

"Fuck you, a person who is about to be reincarnated, what kind of demeanor do you need? It's not easy to be a god. There are more constraints than ordinary people. Life is hard."

Taibai Jinxing wiped his tears, but almost wiped them on Tang Sen's pants.

What he said was indeed the truth. He ran fast in the world before, but he was dragged back in the end. The Jade Emperor ordered Tang Seng to be killed if he did not bring him back to the heaven. Taibai Jinxing trembled for a while.

"Hey!" Tang Sen sighed, very helpless, this Taibaijinxing is too shameless, he doesn't have the demeanor of being a fairy at all, how can there be such a fairy, he is almost as good as a hooligan.

"Give seven or eight gourds of your golden elixir, and the poor monk will accompany you for a walk."

In the end, Tang Sen let go and said, in fact, with his current strength, it doesn't matter if he goes to the Heavenly Court. At worst, if he goes to the small world of the system, he will not be a stable horse.

Since this Taibai Jinxing wants him to play in the heaven so much, why not use his tricks and trick him first, wouldn't it be beautiful!
"How can I have seven or eight gourds, just a few grains."

Taibai Jinxing was unhappy when he heard it, and said with a bitter face, but in fact he was very happy inside.

Ma De, this Tang Monk is not so bad!
Crying, making trouble, and hanging himself three times can also impress the other party!

"I believe in your evil!"

Tang Sen didn't care, and started to search Taibai Jinxing's body. When he used his martial arts eye, he discovered that there were only a few places on this guy that he couldn't see clearly, and he was definitely a treasure.

Swish!
Swish!Swish!
"Old Tang, don't make trouble, itchy! Ouch, ho ho ho ho!"

Taibai Jinxing was groped by Tang Sen for a while, jumping up and down, but in the end he still couldn't escape the clutches and was searched.

"Small~ I really believe in your evil."

Tang Sen took the three small gourds he found and said, he opened them and saw that there were glistening golden pills inside, and there were 28 pills in total.

"That's my ration for the next few years..."

"Stop, brother will take you to heaven!"

Tang Sen quickly stopped Taibai Jinxing from crying for poverty, his spiritual consciousness was transmitted, he said goodbye to everyone, and soared into the sky with a swish.

"Tianting, Brother Sen, I'm coming!"

(End of this chapter)

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