Chapter 139 Erlang God Receives Retribution

He was telling the truth, as described in the Encyclopedia of Curses, as long as the Eye of the Needle Curse enters the eyes, the effect of the Hot Eyes Curse will disappear.

Sure enough, Erlang was dazed, and felt a rush of fresh air flow into his eyes, and instantly it was not hot anymore, it was cool and comfortable, his feeling was like rubbing essential oils on his hands, very refreshing.

Erlang got up and tidied up his battle armor. He was rolling in the sky earlier, and his armor was misplaced, which made him look very ugly.

After tidying up the battle armor, he summoned the three-pointed two-edged sword back, as if suddenly, he returned to the domineering and aloof Erlang Zhenjun before, and said:

"You are wise, come back to heaven with me!"

"Go back to Heaven? I'm not born and bred in Heaven, why go back? No!"

Tang Sen shook his head and refused directly, his hands were more flexible than a pendulum clock.

"Surnamed Tang, the account book master of the eyes hasn't settled with you yet, are you disobedient again?"

Erlangshen spoke, with his tone, he regarded Tang Sen as a mischievous naughty boy, who even came out disobedient, with the appearance of an elder.

At this time, the Xiaotian dog next to him wanted to say: Master, what Tang Seng gave you just now was not water, but a curse!

It can speak, however, its jaw was crippled, and it could not open its mouth. Tang Sen integrated the soul-suppressing scripture into "Six Nine Heavenly Skills". The whip leg contained a strong mental attack, which caused him to repeatedly Spirit transmission doesn't work either.

This is the power of Liujiu Tiangong, which integrates the strengths of hundreds of schools and operates according to the heart. Every kind of exercise obtained before can operate like the heart, like the arms and fingers.

"long!"

Tang Sen was too lazy to talk nonsense with Erlangshen, as he opened his mouth, Erlangshen's third vertical eye responded, and within a short moment, a fleshy ball appeared at the bottom of that eye.

Needle eyes, medically known as stye, is an eye disease. Tang Sen suffered from that eye disease when he was studying.

Today, the majestic God of War in the Heavenly Court, Erlang Zhenjun has also grown, and he is still an evolved version of the sty, which is very large and dazzling.

what?
Erlangshen was a little dazed, he looked down vertically, and rolled his eyes up, trying to see what was going on, but that look was really a bit funny.

"Don't look at it, it's a sty, do you really think the poor monk will bring you water? What a joke!"

"Grow one more!"

Tang Sen opened his mouth again, and following his words, he saw a small fleshy ball protruding from the top of Erlang's vertical eyes, red like a pimple.

He drew twelve needle-eye curses in a row, that is to say, at least twelve styes would grow out. No matter how strong Erlang Shen is, this is the most conservative figure.

"What the hell? A stye?"

Erlang God had a question mark on his face. For God of War, this was the first time he had heard of a stye. The first thing he felt was not fear, but curiosity.

Stye, what the hell is it?
How does it feel like the eye of a needle?
Didn't you see the girls taking a bath?

He didn't know why, and thought it shouldn't be the eye of a needle, but he felt that it looked like it.

"Damn donkey, explain to Master Ben, what the hell is this, why does it feel like the eye of a needle?"

After thinking about it for a while, Erlang became furious and thought it was the eye of a needle. He is a high-ranking God of War, and it was rumored in heaven that the eye of a needle would grow only after looking at a girl's body or taking a bath.

Although it is said that the probability of having three eyes with needle eyes is relatively high, but for thousands of years, have you never seen that fairy with needle eyes?
On weekdays, he is cold and indifferent to all kinds of gods, but this time, if the old bones in the heavens know about him, they will definitely feel that he peeked at a certain fairy taking a bath, and was tortured. Nemesis.

It is really impossible to wash it off by jumping into the Yellow River! ! !

"What's wrong with the eye of the needle? It's not a rare eye disease!" Tang Sen said indifferently. After all, he has had that too. As long as he takes the medicine on time and rests on time, it's not a serious illness. If it's the most serious, he needs a minor operation, and he will soon recover. It will be better.

"Isn't that unusual?" Erlangshen said with a stunned expression, "What the hell, there are rumors that only after seeing a girl taking a bath, will you get the eye of a needle if you get retribution!"

???

Do you get needle eyes when you see a girl taking a bath and getting retribution?
Is it that serious?

Isn't it a joke?

Seeing Erlang Shen's frantic look, Tang Sen thought of a brilliant idea. He remembered that his martial arts eye had a magical function, that is--see-through function.

This function is good. You don't need to be sneaky to see girls. As long as it works, you can see it openly, and others don't know it yet.

He wondered whether people like Sun Wukong and Erlangshen also had this ability.

"It doesn't matter, whether he has it or not, just treat it as if he has it, hehe..."

Tang Sen muttered, and the next moment, he shouted in the sky:

"It's not good, everyone, come and see, God Erlang has been punished for watching the fairy bathing, he has the eye of a needle! There is more than one eye of a needle, there are many eyes of a needle, he must have seen a lot of fairies!!!"

He had noticed earlier that there were many heavenly soldiers and generals around the sky, and some of them were holding the heaven-reaching state that King Tota Li Tianwang held in Baoxiang Kingdom. It was the same as the video conversation on a mobile phone, and it would definitely be transmitted to the heavens. .

As he shouted, many heads popped up from the surrounding clouds, among which the one of Zhang Mo, the sailor, was the most conspicuous.

At this time, he shouted at the top of his voice: "Master Marshal, I don't believe you at all when you say that Erlang Zhenjun watched a lot of female fairies taking a bath, at most, I only watched one, and you can't talk nonsense."

He has good intentions, and wants to help Erlang God clean up. Erlang God was unfriendly to him before, but he sees it in his heart, and this is considered to be a stand for Erlang God.

However, he has a brain and only one tendon, and he said everything he only looked at, and the more he said, the darker it became. He couldn't whiten it, but it turned Erlang Shen's face black.

"Hey, you are that Zhang Mo, right? I remember you. Let me tell you a secret. In fact, Erlang's eyes are unpredictable. They may have a see-through function. They can ignore the clothes on their body and look directly at the source." Tang Sen said.

"What, Zhenjun Erlang's divine eyes still have such abilities, it's really amazing, my little brother is convinced, really convinced."

When Zhang Mo heard it, it was a good opportunity!
It's a great time to flatter, don't miss it, and start yelling with a loud voice, whether it's appropriate or not, it's a bullshit to Erlang Shen, and it's all blown up to the sky.

Next to it, a few heavenly soldiers fled wildly in the clouds, and they really regarded Zhang Mo as the god of plague. They felt that the farther away from the former navy army, the better.

"What do you mean! Why do you run away as soon as I speak! Are you sick? What a mess!!!"

Looking at the atmosphere, Zhang Mo's voice became three points higher, and his face was bright red because of too much force.

Next to him, Erlang Shen was on the verge of going berserk.

(End of this chapter)

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