The strongest Tang monk fights westward journey

Chapter 136 Tell your dog to be quiet, or it will be stewed for hot pot

"Master is not here, go away."

At this time, Monkey King below opened his mouth and reluctantly soared to the sky. In the sky, he stood taller than Erlang God.

At this time, Master taught that even in the sky, you should fly a little bit higher than your opponents, let yourself look down on others, and let others look up to you.

Just like a gathering of ordinary people, the high-status sits at the top and the low-status sits at the bottom. This way of dialogue, where I am high and you are low, is also suitable for the gods who often fly around in the sky.

"Wang Wang~"

Erlangshen hadn't spoken yet, the roaring dog barked first, bringing the tradition of vicious dogs to the extreme, barking ferociously at Monkey King.

"Puppy, Grandpa Pig, I'll swallow you in one gulp!"

Zhu Bajie and others also rushed to the sky. He didn't like that dog very much, he was born to be aggressive, especially the folk saying "Pigs are not as good as dogs", which made him dislike Xiaotian Dog even more.

What the hell, old pig, I am wise and mighty, how can a dog compare to it?

"Sun Wukong, don't forget, you are my defeated general. Hand over Tang Seng obediently, and I will let you live."

Erlang God opened his mouth, his fine iron battle armor was shining brightly, his voice was indifferent, and he looked at Sun Wukong with a cold aura. The third eye on his forehead opened and closed slightly, and a terrifying killing light shot out. You can see that in the vertical eye All around, a trace of pitch-black space cracks are spreading.

"Zhenjun Erlang, you don't have to worry about the wind flashing your tongue when you speak big words. Our monkey brother was attacked by your dead dog back then, which made you win such a small amount and pay back the defeated opponent. You are ashamed to mention it again, why not? Play a game to see who wins and loses?"

Zhu Bajie said that when he was working in the Heavenly Court, he couldn't get used to Erlang God. He always looked high above him and put on a bad face, as if everyone in the Heavenly Court had a grudge against him.

"Canopy? It's so funny. Now that you've been reduced to a pig, what right do you have to talk to Master Ben? I'm afraid it's even worse than my dog."

Erlangshen spoke, his indifferent eyes were full of sarcasm, he looked down on Zhu Bajie at all, as if Zhu Bajie was a real pig.

"Damn hell, I'll give you a lung."

Zhu Bajie is arrogant, he has become a pig, but he was the Marshal of the Canopy at any rate back then, even now there is no god who doesn't have eyes to bury him in person like this, only this Erlang God humiliates him like this.

Now, his ears are stretched straighter than before, puffs of white smoke rush out from his ears and nose, and his face turns bright red. He is really angry, never before.

"Zhenjun Erlang, although my brother was cast in the wrong fetus, I'm afraid it's not good for you to talk like this. According to what you say, aren't you also a monster with three eyes?"

Xiao Bailong's mouth has always been very mean, this time he did his part, he spoke first, it's rare to help Bajie, a brother who cheated on his cousin, to speak.

"A little snake, I will roast you and eat you later!"

Erlang glanced sideways, as if born with a kind of nobility, compared the little white dragon to a little snake, a lowly creature, and threatened to roast him, his words were simply lawless.

"Fuck you, three-eyed, what am I doing, you stinking hello!"

Before Xiaobailong could explode, Drifting stepped forward and said.

He is a person who is not used to things that he wants to say. He is very uncivilized when he speaks, and he is full of swear words.

"Dead Yuzi, I will kill you first!"

God Erlang got angry, his body was filled with immortal spiritual energy, and he threatened to kill the Drifting Monk first, this time, even the people in the Heavenly Court observing the battle broke out in a cold sweat.

The quartet of Buddhist scriptures are all people hand-picked by Lingshan. How can they kill them? Killing, this is the "sincerity" sent by Heavenly Court to Lingshan for cooperation.

"This Erlang God doesn't take me seriously at all. He always ignores what I say."

The Jade Emperor was furious, and the Lingxiao Palace trembled.

Back then, it was not easy for Heaven to come forward and kill Sun Wukong. That was because he was a disciple of Patriarch Bodhi. People don't know, after all the immortals in the heaven knew it well, they affectionately called Sun Wukong the great saint, half of which were written by Sun Wukong himself, and the other half, of course, was due to the identity of the ancestor of Bodhi.

But Tathagata is different, Sun Wukong is a scourge, his master is also a teacher and friend with Tathagata Buddha, Tathagata made a decision, it is also a matter of Xiniu Hezhou, it has nothing to do with Heavenly Court, it is considered a family matter.

As soon as the words came out, Erlang flashed across the sky like a long rainbow, and the three-pointed two-edged knife cut towards Drifting Monk's head with the power of lore.

"You bully me, Lao Sha, to be honest and honest?"

Sand Monk was furious, and his reaction was even more violent than that of Zhu Bajie and Xiaobailong. He swung his demon-subduing staff horizontally to meet the attack of Erlang God.

boom!
At this moment, Sun Wukong came to him, the speed was not slower than Erlangshen, stopped his sharp knife, turned around, and the golden cudgel swept Erlangshen with explosive power, trying to cut him in half.

call out!
Erlangshen also reacted quickly, backed up hundreds of feet, looked coldly at Drifting Monk and said, "If you are as timid as a mouse, you know how to hide behind a dead monkey, and you will lose the face of the general rolling shutter."

There was contempt in his eyes, and he looked down on Drifting nakedly, thinking that he was just a useless piece of trash who could only use his tongue for nothing.

"Eldest brother, why are you stopping me? You asked me to kill him. Fuck him, three-eyed, hybrid."

Sand Monk was furious, and Erlang God's aloof look and contemptuous eyes aroused his inexplicable anger.

"Junior brother, calm down, you are not his opponent yet, let me do it!"

Sun Wukong shook his head, disapproving of Drifting's actions, stepped forward, the golden hoop cudgel rang in his ears, and endless fighting spirit surged, he said: "Three eyes, we haven't done anything for 500 years, my old grandson is also curious, you How far has it grown?"

"Wang Wang~"

Next to him, the Roaring Dog barked fiercely, wanting to bite Monkey King again to prove his status as the king of dogs.

God Erlang shook his head, his battle armor clanged, and he said, "I said before, you were not my opponent 500 years ago, and you are still defeated today. I don't know the current affairs. I will kill you together in order to promote my name as God of War." .”

He was smiling, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, full of sarcasm and disdain. Even though it was rumored that Sun Wukong had advanced rapidly, he still felt that he was not his opponent, but that history was repeating itself.

Just when Sun Wukong raised his stick and was about to fight, a figure in the distance approached quickly, and a faintly playful voice came to everyone's ears in a blink of an eye:

"Wukong is no longer alone, and you Erlang just have an extra dog. Tell your dog to be quiet, or it will be stewed into dog meat hot pot."

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(End of this chapter)