The school flower wife of the soldier king

Chapter 405 Being cute is a disease and needs to be cured

The old magic stick was not too greasy, and he didn't care about any image. After finishing the sentence with Jiang Yifan, he picked up a pig's trotter and took a bite. He narrowed his eyes in great enjoyment, and chewed for a while. The greasy mouth He even kissed the girl on the right cheek!
Jiang Yifan raised his eyebrows, walked over, sat on the sofa, lit a cigarette, and patted the shoulders of the two girls, "Go out first."

"Ah?" The two girls were obviously taken aback.And set his sights on the old magic stick.

The old god stick raised his head abnormally, "Xiao Fanfan, if you have anything to say, just tell me, their souls have been cleaned by me, and they are the purest people in the world."

Jiang Yifan frowned, "Old guy, if you're pretending to be a master, I'll do it."

Hearing the words, the old magic stick cut it, and immediately waved his hand bigly, "Do it with me? The children tell him my identity and my status!"

The two girls said in unison, "Baye is the reincarnation of Yuanshi Tianzun, who came to the world to save all living beings, and his status in the world is more powerful than the emperor!"

"Damn, this is the rhythm of being brainwashed!" Jiang Yifan cursed subconsciously, pointing at the old magic stick, "It's really stupid of you not to be a salesman."

The old magic stick raised his finger and shook it a few times, "No, no, no, how can I do such a trivial thing with such a noble status!" He said and gnawed another pig's trotter.

Jiang Yifan really couldn't bear this guy's shamelessness, he had been accused of being shameless all along, and he admitted it, but today he met someone even more shameless than him!How can this be tolerated!

He jumped up in front of the old god stick, and then grabbed his collar, "What the hell are you talking to me about?"

"Hey, Brother Fan, Brother Fan!" The old magic stick suddenly changed his face, and said with a flattering smile, "Brother Fan, we are all our own people, don't do it, don't do it, it's okay if I'm wrong!"

"My younger brother and sister are here, save me some face!"

"Face your sister!" Jiang Yifan directly raised his fist to hit him.

The old magic stick hurriedly begged for mercy, "Stop, stop, you win!"

Jiang Yifan let go of the old magic stick and walked to the side, and heard the old magic stick say to the two girls, "You go out first, and I will tell you about my heroic deeds later!"

"Baye~" the two girls said coquettishly with some displeasure, their voices were bone-deep.

The old magic stick took out two wads of cash from his pocket and stuffed them into the chests of the two girls. "Okay, let's go out."

"You'll be looking for us then!" The two girls burst into smiles when they saw Qian, and then walked outside.

At this time, the old magic stick looked at Jiang Yifan, who still had the complacent expression just now, and said flatteringly, "Brother Fan, they are out."

Jiang Yifan sat back on the sofa with a cigarette in his mouth, looked at the old man with a strange look in his eyes and asked, "I said you are doing well, it's only been a few hours, and you have changed from a old man who picks up rags to a man who is a guest of honor! "

The old god stick smiled like a corner of his mouth, "It doesn't matter who I am, all living beings are like ants, here I am..."

"Cough!" Jiang Yifan's face immediately changed when he heard that this guy was about to start acting aggressive again.

"Hey, it's mainly because Brother Fan took good care of him, otherwise there would be no such treatment." The old god stick's face looked like it was made of a city wall, so it was absolutely shameless to the extreme.

Wan Ke and Ah Chen Yemao Huazi listened and watched quietly without interjecting a word.

Jiang Yifan glared at the four of them, "Xiao Ke, you are also the eldest master here, and you were fooled into such a trick by a magic stick!"

Wan Ke scratched his head, "Boss, I also thought he was a magic stick before, but only after getting in touch with him did I realize that Baye is so mighty and domineering!"

"How domineering?" Jiang Yifan asked angrily.

"Let me tell you, although he looks crazy, he can always tell you what's in your heart, and after you left, he even made a fortune for our blue enchantress, which was very accurate. I asked him to do it for me. Good luck, he said that I will make friends with a girl soon." Wan Ke said excitedly.

"Meeting a girl right away? What did he say?" Jiang Yifan raised his eyebrows, he had also experienced fortune-telling with the old magic stick, so there is no need to say more about it, but this luck...is a bit of a suspense.

Wan Ke clung to Jiang Yifan's ear, and said softly, "Ba Ye told me to go outside after eleven o'clock, and the No. 20 nine girls who passed by me will be my true love in the future. When the time comes, shout out my name loudly, and the girl will throw me into her arms!"

Jiang Yifan rolled his eyes, glanced at the old magic stick, and then asked, "Is he still asking you?"

"That's for sure, the secret must not be leaked, Baye must compensate him because I leaked the secret." Wan Ke replied very simply.

"What request?" Jiang Yifan asked with a trace of anger.

"It's nothing, just pick a few girls for him, and then give him 10 yuan." Wan Ke spread his hands and said indifferently.

"Damn!" Jiang Yifan kicked his eyes, and immediately became impatient, turned around and pointed at the old magic stick, "How dare you cheat my brother!"

"How can this be called a pit? I calculated it for him. You have to believe in my fortune-telling skills!" Tianzun is reincarnated, and God will punish me."

"Your sister! Are you telling him to tell fortunes? I can do what you said!" Jiang Yifan was really angry, saying that Wan Ke is innocent, he is not, he used to be cute, but now It feels a little silly to be fooled by the old magic stick!
Wan Ke tugged at the corner of Jiang Yifan's clothes, "Boss, what are you doing?"

"What am I doing?" Jiang Yifan pointed at Wan Ke with some resentment, "You actually believe his deceit?"

"How can this be called cheating?"

Seeing Wanke spread his hands innocently, Jiang Yifan took a deep breath, tried to calm his mood, and explained, "He said that he asked you to go out to find girls, and then No. 20 who passed by you is your true love, I I don’t know where he got this theory from, but I can explain it to you later.”

"En?" Wan Ke looked at Jiang Yifan suspiciously.

"He asked you to confess your love loudly when you meet No.20 Nine, and then say your name! Let me tell you this, even if it's not No.20 Nine, 39 or Nineteen, as long as you call out your name and identity, she will Promise to date you!"

"Why?" Wan Ke asked blankly.

"Fuck, are you really stupid or fake!" Jiang Yifan was speechless, Wan Ke's cuteness is not a character, but a disease!

(End of this chapter)