Chapter 170 I'm Britney

Jiang Yifan listened to Wan Ke's words, put down the wine bottle in his hand, and said with a cheap smile, "Little Keke, how do you know so clearly?"

Wan Ke paused for a moment, then sneered, "That...boss, I also heard it from others."

"Really?" Jiang Yifan put his arm on Wan Ke's shoulder, "You said if I tell your father about this, what will happen?"

"Don't...don't, Boss, we are related, right? You can't tell my father, don't look at him lying on the hospital bed, but if he knows, he has to stand up and kick me." Wan Ke looked scared Look, shrank his neck.

"What do you think girls think now? How can they be so materialistic?" Jiang Yifan murmured in a low voice.

Wan Ke spread his hands "It's very simple. Everyone likes to live a carefree life. Although college is much easier than high school, compared to it, there are certainly not many new things in society. Besides, everyone Everyone loves thrills! Students even more so.”

"Your boy is really clear." Jiang Yifan gave Wan Ke a blank look, "Tell me, how many times have you done this kind of thing?"

"Just once, I was caught by the Xiaotian dog." Wan Ke scratched his head, with a look of embarrassment on his face, which obviously brought back the unbearable past.

"Shoutian dog?" Jiang Yifan heard a new term.

"Back when you didn't come to Chenbei University, almost none of the students and some teachers in the school dared to provoke him. This guy is notoriously ruthless. He always hits students directly and never talks nonsense. .”

Wan Ke curled his lips and smiled, "There are many deeds about Xiaotiangou on campus. Now you catch a student who is a sophomore or above, almost none of them don't know him. Take the previous incident as an example. A third-year couple was caught doing that kind of thing on the playground, and Xiao Tiangou caught them, and directly carried the two of them to the stage of the school assembly."

Wan Ke spoke with a cigarette in his mouth, and continued, "In front of tens of thousands of people, the Roaring Dog beat that boy into a pig's head, and that girl didn't let her go, and her hair was pulled off a lot. It hurt to watch it all off stage, and since then, no student has dared to do that kind of thing on campus."

"Then why is there no news about this Xiaotiangou now?" Jiang Yifan grinned when he heard the words, if it was as Wan Ke said, then this Xiaotiangou was cruel enough.

"One of his uncles is still an uncle, anyway, a relative who was originally a member of the school board and served as the vice principal in our school, but later disappeared because of some things. He was originally the leader of the school affairs office, so he also plummeted. After all, there is no backstage behind it, and later, because of an ambiguity with a female student, in fact, it was danced by a fairy, and finally he was expelled." Wan Ke spread his hands.

"Oh, then you were also looking for female students from the school gate?" Jiang Yifan asked.

Wan Ke nodded, "You know, I like lolitas like Tang Guo, and there was one in school at the time, and I thought about chasing her, but she ignored me, so I called a few people outside My friend is going to wait at the school gate, trying to scare him."

"You want a hero to save the beauty?"

"Well, that's what I thought at first, but before I could be rescued, the Roaring Dog appeared and beat all the people I called to death. I didn't look for it afterwards." Wan Ke lowered his eyes, a little disappointed.

Jiang Yifan patted him on the shoulder, and just as he was about to speak, he saw a girl walking towards the man next to Mazda.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

The moment Jiang Yifan and Wan Ke saw the girl, they swear at the same time!
Because this girl... the whole body is almost the same diameter... the waist is like the mouth of a water tank, and the legs are even more like elephant legs.

While walking, she was still jumping and jumping, and flew straight into the man's arms!
It can be clearly seen that when the man was hugged by the girl, he was pushed back two steps by the force of inertia, and the car next to him shook a few times!

"You you you...you step aside, who are you!" the man stared angrily.

"I'm Xiao Tiantian!" The fat girl blinked her big eyes. Although her appearance was not that satisfactory, her movements were quite cute.

"You're Britney? Are you telling me you're Britney?" The man exploded immediately, took out his cell phone from his pocket, fiddled with it and found a photo, compared it to the fat girl and said, "You're so special!" Why tell you it's Britney?"

"It's me!" The fat girl named Xiao Tiantian replied with a smile, without the slightest anger.

At this time, the man suddenly turned his head, looked towards Jiang Yifan and Wan Ke, then pulled Xiao Tiantian over and grabbed Jiang Yifan's arm, "Come on, buddy, help me see, is this a person?" ?”

Jiang Yifan took the phone and glanced at it. The girl in the photo is delicate and cute, with some baby fat on her face, and her body looks a little smaller and more exquisite. Overall, I can give it [-] points!

Then compared to the girl who is thick up and down in front of me, I really don't feel that this is the same person.

With a sneer, "This should not be a person."

"Damn it, the photo is not called a photo, it should be called a cheating photo now!" The man immediately threw his phone on the ground, and then ran towards the Mazda without looking back.

Britney at the back was still not angry, and ran over, shouting, "Brother Lang, I'm really Britney, have you forgotten, you called me the other day and kissed me, and said we met today , wanted to take me to eat a lot of delicious food, and said that I would go to the hotel tonight and give me your most precious thing. How can you run away..."

"puff!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

After Jiang Yifan and Wan Ke behind heard these words, they couldn't hold back and laughed. At the empty school gate, in front of many people, they sat on the ground and laughed while covering their stomachs.

After a long while, Jiang Yifan laughed with a cigarette in his mouth and said, "These two are definitely online dating."

"Well, the Internet kills people." Wan Ke nodded, then squeezed his throat and said, "Brother Lang, I'm Britney~ Don't you want to go to the hotel with me!"

"Damn it, stop talking, I'm going to die laughing." Jiang Yifan held his stomach, feeling like he was about to cramp from laughing.But when he raised his head to speak, an orange Wrangler screeched to a stop at the school gate.

"Hey, hey, don't laugh, with such a good car, the girl who will come out in a while will definitely not be ugly." Jiang Yifan said, tugging on Wan Ke.

"Boss, look who is walking out of the school gate!" Wan Ke stopped laughing suddenly as he was speaking, and then his face was covered with chills...

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