super training system

Chapter 12 I'm Actually a Wet Man

Ye Yiming said that, although Prime Minister Wu agreed in his heart, but Prime Minister Wu did not believe that Ye Yiming would have any talent, so Prime Minister Wu pretended to be surprised and said to Ye Yiming: "Oh, that's my fault. I don’t know, but the Duke of the Little Kingdom would also recite poems to make right!”

Speaking of Prime Minister Wu secretly gave General Li a wink, General Li saw Prime Minister Wu's wink and added Prime Minister Wu's last words, he nodded secretly knowingly, and immediately said to Ye Yiming: "Oh, is that right? If that’s the case, then the little duke asked the Prime Minister to come up with some simple questions, let us see your 'talent', little duke!"

General Li spoke extremely fast, without giving Ye Yiming any time to repent, and even added a strong tone to the word "talent" in the last sentence.

As soon as General Li finished speaking, Prime Minister Wu immediately said, "Oh, if that's the case, then I'll make some pairs for Xiaoguogong first, right! How about Xiaoguogong?" He looked at Ye Yiming with a smile.

The two sang together without giving Ye Yiming any time to talk, and they caught Ye Yiming in an instant.From their point of view, this Ye Yiming was just talking nonsense. A dude who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun since he was a child, would he be able to match up with the match made by the prime minister?

I am afraid that most of the people present think so.Well, maybe all of them!At this moment, even Old Man Ye was dumbfounded. He couldn't understand what his grandson was like.

Heh, are you still reciting poems?tell a joke!

If he was really a dude who was ignorant since he was a child and only knew how to eat, drink and have fun, then he would naturally not be the right match for Prime Minister Wu.

It's a pity that this Ye Yiming is not that Ye Yiming!
ha!Right pair?Ye Yiming laughed when he heard this!

Back then, Ye Yiming worked hard on poetry and couplets in order to chase after a liberal arts beauty. Although Ye Yiming did not catch up with the beauty in the end, he had a lot of poetry and couplets in his mind.

"Why are you scared?" Seeing that Ye Yiming didn't speak, General Li thought he was scared!
"Afraid?" Ye Yiming shook his head lightly, and said, "Why would I be afraid? Your Excellency, please come up with a question!"

"Oh!" This time it was Prime Minister Wu's turn to be surprised. Prime Minister Wu did not expect that Ye Yiming would really ask himself to ask a question.I froze for a moment, feeling a little unsure in my heart.After all, what Ye Yiming did today was very different from the Ye Yiming he knew.

snort!He must have read that article by accident, did he really think he was a genius?Want to play tricks again?I'd like to see how you end up.Prime Minister Wu thought about it for a while, and finally made up his mind. He glanced at Ye Yiming and said softly, "Well, I'll ask you a question."

After Prime Minister Wu finished speaking, the people present immediately started making noises. After all, as Prime Minister Wu, how could he pose a question to an ignorant dude?
Wu Cheng took a step towards Ye Yiming, and said to Ye Yiming, "Young Lord, listen carefully, the old man's Shanglian is 'Shuishuishanshan, everywhere is bright and beautiful.'" Wu Chengxiang glanced at Ye Yiming after publishing the Shanglian. The contempt in the eyes did not hide it at all.

As soon as Prime Minister Wu's Shanghai couplet came out, everyone turned their attention to Ye Yiming. Although everyone thought Ye Yiming was wrong, the world always expected a miracle.All of a sudden, the atmosphere in the hall immediately became dignified.

So simple?Just when everyone was looking forward to Ye Yiming, these four words popped up in Ye Yiming's heart, and he was speechless for a while.

"I can't fight like that! Ha, pretending to understand if you don't understand, you, my dude, want to discuss the match with the Prime Minister? Hmph! You are really overconfident!" Here Ye Yiming was a little speechless, while that General Li at the side immediately jumped out and taunted.

"**!" Looking at the clown-like General Li, Ye Yiming cursed in a low voice, and then replied to Prime Minister Wu: "Listen, Prime Minister, this is my second couplet. .'"

As soon as Ye Yiming finished speaking, Prime Minister Wu was completely stunned.From his point of view, as soon as Ye Yiming uttered the second couplet, Prime Minister Wu knew that the pair was very neat, so he was stunned.

how come?Although General Li was not very good at pairing, he could tell from the expressions of many ministers present, especially Prime Minister Wu, that Ye Yiming was right.But he still didn't believe that Ye Yiming was a talented person, but he said loudly: "No, you must have seen similar sentences before, so you can answer this question, it doesn't count! Your Excellency, please ask a new question, He definitely won't!"

yes!Prime Minister Wu also realized this. Since he, Ye Yiming, was able to say that kind of article before, he might have seen the second line just now.Thinking of this, Prime Minister Wu breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at Ye Yiming, the meaning in his eyes was self-evident.

Looking at the suspicious look cast by Prime Minister Wu, Ye Yiming still doesn't know what he means!Oh, really shameless!

Ye Yiming didn't bother to be too long-winded, and said directly: "In that case, then please ask the Prime Minister to ask another question!"

This time, Prime Minister Wu thought for a while before he said: "Young Lord, this question was just thought up by the old man, you have to listen carefully!"

When Prime Minister Wu said this, he sneered secretly in his heart and said: Humph, I don't believe in this question, you can also meet good luck to answer it, this old man wants you to show your true colors.

"You're quick to speak!" Ye Yiming became a little impatient seeing Prime Minister Wu standing there alone after finishing speaking.

Hmph, Prime Minister Wu snorted coldly, and then said unhurriedly: "My Shanglian is 'Tianyang Kingdom, Tianyang City, Tianyang Palace; Tianyang City in Tianyang Country, Tianyang Palace in Tianyang City , Emperor Tianyang sits on a dragon chair in the Tianyang Hall, Zhenjiang Mountain!'”

"Okay!" As soon as Prime Minister Wu's Shanglian came out, someone shouted.If he dared to applaud so loudly and happily in Tianyang Hall, only Lin Wanjun dared to do so.

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Wu Cheng saluted Lin Wanjun, feeling even more proud!
This upper couplet was just a sudden flash of inspiration, and I suddenly thought of it.Although simple and clear, the artistic conception of this couplet is indeed rare.This upper couplet will not only make Ye Yiming retreat in spite of difficulties, but also be appreciated by the Holy One. It really kills two birds with one stone!

I don't believe you, Ye Yiming, have sentences similar to this couplet.Looking at Ye Yiming, Prime Minister Wu felt complacent.

Many ministers in the Tianyang Palace are also arguing about Prime Minister Wu's Shanglian at this moment. Prime Minister Wu's gaze became even more admirable.

The happiest person at this moment was General Li. He stepped forward happily, walked up to Ye Yiming, and said with a smile, "Duke Xiao, if you come up right this time, I will say to you, 'Yes. I was wrong, I apologize to you', but you have to be right! Hahaha!" At the end of the speech, General Li laughed triumphantly.

Ye Yiming ignored General Li and just looked at Prime Minister Wu and smiled.

For some reason, Prime Minister Wu looked at Ye Yiming's smile and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, what Ye Yiming said next made his premonition come true.

I saw Ye Yiming put his hands back, walked slowly, and said softly as he walked: "The lotus garden, the lotus pond, the lotus lotus; Lotus pod, Zixiang people!"

As soon as the next couplet came out, everyone was shocked!

The lotus garden is a place where the medicine building grows a medicinal material called lotus lotus.There are dozens of lotus ponds in the garden.This lotus lotus is very similar to ordinary lotus, so it is called lotus lotus.It is well known that the fragrance of the lotus is charming, and the fragrance of the lotus happens to come from the lotus seeds of the lotus.

This object, this scene, is exactly the same as what Prime Minister Wu said, this is absolutely!

Grandpa Ye woke up, Lin Wanjun was shocked, General Li was dumbfounded, and many civil and military officials were frightened.

A dude who only knows how to eat, drink and play but has no knowledge and skills, can actually match up with such a pair?If it was just a coincidence before, can it still be a coincidence now?
Don't say that everyone doesn't believe it's a coincidence, even Prime Minister Wu doesn't believe it, it's still a coincidence.Of course, Prime Minister Wu knew about the couplet that he wrote. He just had a flash of inspiration to make this couplet. Ye Yiming was not a man of gods, so he naturally wouldn't have predicted it in advance.That can only explain one problem.

That is the formerly extremely playful swinger brother in front of him. He really has real materials.He, Ye Yiming is really a talented person!
"Okay! Hahaha!" The person who laughed so boldly and gave Lin Wanjun such a headache is Mr. Ye.

Looking at Mr. Ye who was laughing wildly, Lin Wanjun was very depressed. Even if General Li laughed and spoke loudly before, it was only relatively speaking. After all, in this Heavenly Sun Palace, only Ye The old man is alone.

Hearing Mr. Ye's heroic laughter, Prime Minister Wu felt even more complicated.He didn't expect that Ye Yiming was really capable. Before that, he always thought that Ye Yiming was an ignorant dude, but now it seems that it is not the same thing at all.

Prime Minister Wu thought of his grandson Wu Yaolin again, and looked at Ye Yiming who was still calm.He sighed secretly in his heart: I have been fighting with Duke Wu for decades, but no matter what, I am always at a disadvantage.When it came to his son's generation, although his son was also extraordinary, he was far from Ye Wu.

Now, heh, to put it in a funny word, my grandson Wu Yaolin, not to mention his talent and learning, even his dandy side, is no match for Ye Yiming in front of him!Maybe his eldest grandson is comparable to Ye Yiming, but his eldest grandson has that strange temper again.

well!Thinking of his eldest grandson, Prime Minister Wu felt even more complicated.

"Oh, Lord Wu! I never thought you would be so secretive and teach Yiming so well in secret!" At this moment Lin Wanjun finally spoke.When he opened his mouth, Old Master Ye smiled even more happily.

After Lin Wanjun finished speaking, he turned his head, smiled at Ye Yiming, and said, "Yiming! I didn't expect you to have such talent and be able to make such a match. Why don't I make you a pair king, okay? "

To Ziwang?
Ye Yiming was overjoyed!However, Ye Yiming woke up immediately. He was able to match the couplet just now. There will be many people coming to pair with him.

This is the rhythm of death!
But it's rare for the Holy Spirit to speak, so you can't refuse directly, you have to think of a euphemistic way of saying it.With a movement in his heart, Ye Yiming suddenly thought of an idea.

When everyone was about to congratulate Ye Yiming, they saw Ye Yiming put on a gesture and shyly said: "My lord, this pair is king! I don't want it anymore. In fact, I am a wet man."

(End of this chapter)