Mr. Quan, please take care

Chapter 763 Too seductive, loli is suspected

After the kiss, Shen Wei was panting, her cheeks were flushed.

Quan Hanting clasped her, trying to hold her breath.

After a long while, he calmed down.

"Little fairy!"

"Big boredom!"

"I know how to seduce the Lord."

"Who is to blame for the poor self-control?"

"Aren't you too alluring?"

Shen Yu was praised a little, so she steadied herself without floating, and said calmly: "A dish of food is placed in front of you, no matter how delicious it is, as long as you don't reach out your hand, the dish is still a dish, and people are still people. We will live in peace with each other."

"Keep my eyes on this dish and want to eat it, what should I do?" There was a half-smile, with playful eyes.

"Is there poison in the dish?"

"It's not wrong to eat it."

The woman smacked her lips and shook her head: "You are hopeless."

The man hugged her, and pressed his chin against Shen Yu's sunken shoulder. This place seemed to be specially designed for him, and it fit inexplicably.

Turning her head, the warm breath sprayed into the woman's ear: "From the first time I saw you, I have been dying of illness, and there is no cure for it."

Shen Yu pursed her lips, using this action to cover up the smile on her lips, and snorted coldly: "Slick tongue, who knows if it's true or not?"

"How do you want to prove it?"

"..." Unexpectedly, he answered so quickly, and Shen Wei was a little caught off guard.

"Dug out my heart and show it to you? Or learn from an idol drama and have a confession of the century?"

"..."

At this moment, the study door was suddenly knocked open.

That's right, it was bumped.

Lilita gleefully rushed in, waving metal arms, apparently unaware that she had gotten into trouble.

"Kiss, hug, hold high~"

The loli voice was whiny and cute, and quickly rushed towards the direction where Quan Hanting and Shen Yu were.

The two looked at each other: "?"

"Are you guys and girls?" Zhijia twisted the metal head, and two big cartoon question marks appeared in the eyes of the electronic screen.

Shen Wei raised her eyebrows.

Quan Hanting's face turned cold, and he shouted in a deep voice: "Lu Shen, get out!"

"Brother Six! I'm here..."

I saw a figure galloping in, as fast as a gust of wind, but stood in front of the two of them in the blink of an eye.

I don't know whether it was intentional or a coincidence, his position happened to be on the same level as Lolita.

At first glance, it looks like students standing side by side, they seem to be advancing and retreating together.

"You hugged and kissed, so are you also boyfriend and girlfriend?" Lolita didn't feel the stagnant atmosphere at all, with a naive face.

"Also?" Shen Yu keenly caught a certain word in her words, "So, is there anyone else here who is a boyfriend or girlfriend?"

"Yes! Lu and I—"

"Lolita, you're back, let's go find him!"

"Baba?" I was taken aback for a moment, and then I was ecstatic, "Where? Where is he?! Let's go find him!"

As he said he was about to rush out, Lu Shen didn't try to stop him, and even secretly heaved a sigh of relief, looking happy to see the result.

Fortunately, it was accepted...

"Well... Lolita went crazy when she heard about Fifth Brother, I'll follow and have a look..." After finishing speaking, he slipped away.

Looking at the background of his fleeing, Shen Yu always felt that something was wrong, so she turned her questioning gaze to Quan Hanting.

The latter shook his head, indicating that he didn't know either.

He pondered for a moment: "Although Xiaoqi is absurd, he still has the sense of propriety."

But this time, the person who never lacked in measure just happened to lack in measure.

Quan Hanting: "Just now, you haven't figured out why you let the tiger go back to the mountain."

"so?"

"Fill."

Shen Wei pursed her lips, "Because a tiger without claws and claws will be eliminated by the jungle sooner or later. If I don't do it, someone else will."

"for example?"

"The tiger's closest kin? A dependent family? A trusted partner? Anything is possible."

Quan Hanting took a deep look at her: "You have already thought about it."

A declarative sentence is used.

Shen Wei smiled, quite proudly, "I learned from you, how do you use it?"

The man laughed softly, and his deep magnetic voice resonated in his chest: "Blue out of blue is better than blue."

……

But outside the study, Lolita was running around like a headless chicken, circling here and there, poking there: "Where is Baba?"

Lu Shen caught up, and before he could speak, he heard such a call.

Immediately: God damn it.

"Didn't you say that Baba is back? What about others?"

Lu Shen's expression remained unchanged: "Come back and leave again."

"Huh?" I was at a loss.

"Heh..." Little Seventh Master chuckled lightly and grinned, not to mention that he just liked this little thing's confused and silly look.

"why are you laughing?"

"Of course it's funny stuff."

"You're obviously laughing at me, moreover, it's a mockery!"

Lolita has a built-in emotion analysis system, which can recognize facial micro-expressions, and perform data processing, and finally obtain a comprehensive analysis of emotions.

Shao Anheng once conducted an experiment, and the judgment accuracy rate was as high as 90.00%.

Lu Shen: "..."

"Why did you lie to me?" Artificial intelligence should not be underestimated, and Lolita's shrewdness is far beyond imagination.

But in a short while, he understood Lu Shen's thoughts and intentions.

In addition, even if the robot's EQ is specially programmed, it is not as good as a real human being. Naturally, it can't learn to be euphemistic, so it just punctures it mercilessly.

Lu Shen gritted his teeth angrily.

His dignified little Seventh Master was actually slapped in the face by a robot, don't you want a face? !
"Why?" Sneered twice, "I'm afraid you will talk nonsense and talk nonsense, is this reason enough?"

Lolita can't understand the deeper meaning of his words like a flesh-and-blood human being in the specific context in front of him, but from Lu Shen's expression at the moment, as well as the tone of his voice, he can draw a certain conclusion——

he is very angry.

And he was mad at her.

Lolita shook her head, her eyes were filled with question marks, as if the central processing unit was half a beat slow, and the electronic voice that came out was somewhat hesitant and timid: "Did I...do something wrong?"

At that moment, Lu Shen's eyelids twitched, and veins appeared on his forehead.

He'd be crazy to think that Lollita looked like a real person, not a robot.

crazy!

At the same time as unbelievable, the anger and shame came out of nowhere, he had no time to see and analyze such emotions, and the ugly words blurted out without going through the brain——

"Who told you that we are boyfriend and girlfriend? You still ran in front of Sixth Brother and Shen Yu? Are you stupid?! How can I, a living person, want a cold robot as my other half?"

"No, no, no... the other side is serious, even the kind of girlfriend who loses it just for fun, understand?!"

"Why do you look at me with that look? Wronged? Poor? Didn't you see that this machine of yours is good at acting? Did Shao Anheng install some perverted program on you again? You said he was messing around like this , will it really turn you into a human being one day?"

Thinking of this, Lu Shen couldn't help but feel a chill.

"Hey, I'm leaving my words here today, even if you become a human, you can never be my girlfriend, understand?!"

Lolita stared blankly.

"OMG!" The man suddenly went crazy, "You're going to be so stupid! You idiot!"

After complaining and venting his unhappiness, Lu Shen walked away.

Lolita spontaneously followed behind him like countless times before, like a qualified little tail.

Lu Shen, however, was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and instantly frowned: "Do you not understand human language? Get out—don't follow me!"

After speaking, he walked away quickly, as if there was a ghost chasing after him.

Lolita stood motionless, her head moved slightly from time to time, making a mechanical creaking sound.

Suddenly, she looked at a certain point in mid-air and murmured: "Obviously you said it... I'm not stupid..."

Who told you that we are boyfriend and girlfriend?
Obviously you said it.

Are you stupid?
I'm not stupid.

Lu Shen disappeared all night.

When Shen Wei came out of the study, Lolita was already busy in the kitchen, preparing dinner for everyone as usual.

It seems that the "man-machine dispute" not long ago did not happen, and the aftertaste of the gunpowder has long since dissipated.

Everything seems to be an illusion.

But at two o'clock in the morning, Lu Shen came back drunk.

Shen Wei and Quan Hanting were already asleep, and when Chu Yujiang went downstairs for a routine inspection, he found someone sleeping on the living room floor.

He smelled of alcohol, his eyes were half-opened and half-closed, and he was still muttering something.

"Little Seventh Master? Wake up..."

Chu Yujiang patted his face, but did not respond.

He yelled twice more, and the ancestor lost his patience. He waved his hand away, turned over, and continued to sleep on the floor.

Chu Yujiang couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, his eyes overflowing with a smile.

"Get up and go back to bed."

"Sleep... just know how to sleep... sleep a fart..."

"Hiss! Do you believe that I found Master Liu?"

"Sixth brother?" Lu Shen licked his tongue, and was sober for a moment.

　Umm... Poor little Lolita
　　
　
(End of this chapter)