Tsundere general's peasant wife

Chapter 686 How long does it take to pee
"Brother Ergou! Others don't know me, but I know you. Your brain has more than a dozen twists and turns. I'm not afraid to follow you!~"

Li Ergou patted them on the shoulder and sighed:
"Okay! Good brothers!" Then they looked at Heizi and they said in a deep voice: "Heizi, what are you doing! If you go back, I won't say anything to the general, but if you go with me, I will let it go, it's very Think about the danger, too!"

Heizi lowered his head and hesitated for a moment, looking at Li Ergou with determination, and said:

"I became a soldier to kill the barbarians. This life has long been handed over to the barracks and the general! If I can burn the food and grass of those barbarians, it will be worth it even if I really die! I will go with you!"

"Yes! That's what I said, I'll go too, we all go! We can't let the barbarians harm the people of our Liangcang City!" The others agreed excitedly.

Li Ergou pursed his lips tightly and assured:
"Okay! With your words, we are still good brothers. Although I, Li Ergou, have no great skills, it is not for nothing that the market has been following the road for more than ten years to escape! I, Li Ergou, will try my best to bring you alive. Go back! Go!"

"Yes!"

The closer you get to the barbarian camp, you can faintly hear the sound of killing in front of the camp. Li Ergou took the safest and farthest road and detoured to the back of the barbarian camp. good luck.

Li Ergou really didn't dare to relax at all, he was not only carrying the lives of his brothers but also the mission of the general!So brothers dare to breathe a sigh of relief, he really can't do it!

Seeing that they were getting closer and closer to the barbarian's rear camp, when everyone was excited, Li Ergou suddenly stopped and made a gesture of lying down to everyone.

They were so nervous that they could hear their own heartbeats, but they only dared to lift their eyes slightly to see the situation ahead.

Li Ergou gestured to the others to stand still, and he crawled forward slowly, looking forward from behind a dry tree trunk. Two barbarians were drinking a pot of wine together. They drank and chatted in one sip.

"It was so noisy earlier this time, it seems that Tubing has a lot of people coming this time!"

"Hey! We are the strongest 10 horses in Hulu, and the tea soldiers are all sick. It's easy to crush them to death! Don't worry! Just drink your wine!"

"But I always hear something wrong... I really don't need to check it?"

"You bastard! I want to see you! Let me take a piss first!" Then he stuffed the wine jug into the opponent's arms and walked into the bushes while unfastening his belt.

Li Ergou saw that the situation was about the same, so he crawled back and retreated to hurry up and said:

"There are two savages at the gate of the back camp. One just happened to go to pee, so I took the opportunity to do him! You come with me, big cow! The rest stay put and stand by!"

Li Ergou yelled at all the people who had trained with him in March. If you want to say that the flexible use of assassination and escape is probably their opponent, they need to cooperate more tacitly in this operation!

With a soft grunt, the old man pulled out the dagger that Sanyue had forged for them from his right leg, and followed Ergou bent over towards the barbarian's position and groped quietly.

The wait is long, especially when lives are at stake, but Heizi and the others can't do anything now, so they can only pray that they go well!

Jager was whistling while urinating, looking left and right, there was no change, and he was about to tie the rope when he put on his pants. At this moment, there was a slight rustling sound of leaves behind him. Jager was vigilant and just about to turn his neck when he felt a chill. !
Jager, who felt bad, was in a hurry and wanted to yell at his camp partner, but as soon as he stretched his neck, blood flowed like a faucet, and his trachea had already been severed!
'Hiss' Jager let out a hissing whimper, and the blood was flowing faster and faster, and he couldn't control it with both hands!
Turning his head to look at a small, ordinary-looking Tu Bing, Yage stretched out his hand to catch him unwillingly, but he couldn't hold back and fell down before his hand touched him!

Seeing that the strong Jager fell to the ground and was about to make a loud noise, Li Ergou hurriedly tried to stop it, but it was still a step too late!
'Boom..'

This sound could not help alarming Jager's partner, even Heizi and others who were hidden at the other end heard it, and their hearts were suspended!
"Yage! Why does it take you so long to pee!"

Li Ergou frowned: What should I do!he made a mistake
Seeing that there was no answer, the other party took two steps forward and stood at the edge of the bushes, and instead of going in, he continued to shout:

"Jage! If you don't make a sound, I'll call someone!"

Li Ergou scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration and whispered:

"You lift him up! Turn your back to the outside! Let that barbarian see him standing!"

Upon hearing this, the two big cows hurried to fight, helped Jager up and made the bushes rustle. The man saw that there was no answer at first, but he wanted to go back and call for someone, but when he heard a voice, he rushed Dao asked:

"Who's there? Jager is that you? Talk!"

Just as he was talking, he saw Jager's figure shaking, and the NPC said with a sigh of relief:

"Your old man! Why don't you talk! You drink like this grandma! You're so full of urine that you haven't finished peeing yet! Hurry up, I want to pee too!"

Seeing that the other party was not suspicious, Li Ergou reached out to wipe the cold sweat off his face, and changed his mind.
Standing in front of Yage, he stretched out his hand and waved to the people outside. Li Ergou, who dared not speak, could only show grace.

"Enenn!"

That man originally wanted to retreat and wait for Jager to come back after urinating for him, and then urinate on his own, who knew that Jager had to find a partner for every pee!

"Whatever you do, you have to lift your pants up for me, hahaha, anyway, I want to pee just one piece!"

The man said, holding the scimitar in the creaking hole, and walked towards Jager while unbuttoning his trouser belt. When he got closer, he saw two people around Jager supporting him, but he still didn't react!
"You." After only two words, a knife pierced his chest from behind, and his huge body knelt straight down due to pain and suffocation.

Li Ergou drew out a long knife from behind, wiped the blood on the other side by the way, and said to Daniel and Lao Ba:
"Go call them over!"

"Yes!"

After a while, Heizi and others came over to see the two dead people on the ground, took a look and didn't ask anything.

Li Ergou looked around the crowd and said:

"Now there are no guards behind the camp, so it's easy for us to go in! But there must be a lot of savages on duty inside. I think there are still too many of us, and our actions are easy to be exposed! Some people are outside to support some people and come in with me!"

"I'll follow you in!"

"I am coming too!"

"Me too!"

Li Ergou hurriedly reached out his hand to stop their noise, thought for a moment and said:

(End of this chapter)