Hilarious Mengfei: Princess, you should take medicine

Chapter 809
But this question is not too difficult for Lin Youyou.

After Lin Youyou and Jian Wu squatted in the grass for a while, Lin Youyou found a way to get in.

She watched two soldiers come out, as if they were going to buy something.

His pupils rumbled for a moment, his nimble eyes looked at Jian Wu, and he winked at Jian Wu.

Jian Wu immediately understood, it seems that the empress has another good idea.

Two people quietly lurked behind the two soldiers, who were going to buy vegetables, that is, food soldiers.

Lin Youyou followed all the way, and when he found out that those two were food soldiers, he was so elated!
The food soldiers are in charge of the food, so can they secretly eat more every day?When cooking every day, take the opportunity to taste a little more and eat a few more bites of meat.

It seems that life in the military is not so tragic!
Thinking of this, Lin Youyou became even more excited.From the very beginning, she had made up her mind that it would definitely be difficult to come here, and the conditions and food here must be far worse than those in the palace.

However, since she has made up her mind, it is absolutely impossible for her to be intimidated by the food.At the beginning, Nan Fengjin wanted to scare her with this, but she was not instigated, and she still strengthened her belief and her goal.

But now, when she finds out that she is about to become a catering soldier, she seems to feel like a rainbow has appeared in her life, illuminating her bitter military life in an instant!
It's good to have something to eat, and it's better if the food soldiers can eat more.

Secretly eat more, life seems to feel instantly complete in an instant.

Lin Youyou fantasized all the way, and then came back with the two food soldiers.Those two people have already purchased the vegetables they want to buy, and now they are pushing a cart to transport these vegetables back.

Seeing that he was about to reach his destination soon.

Lin Youyou gestured to Jian Wu.

It's too late, but it's fast.The two rushed forward at once, picked up a big potato and knocked it on the heads of the two.

With two bang bangs, the two food soldiers fell to the ground with a plop.

Lin Youyou and Jian Wu looked at the two of them.

Jian Wu was still a little hesitant, not knowing how to get started, how to do it.

However, Lin Youyou had already squatted down, stepped forward indiscriminately, and was already picking off the clothes of one of the food soldiers.

Layer after layer, the whole movement is flowing, without a trace of hesitation, without a trace of affectation.The whole process looks so calm, skilled, and unaffected.

How can you make the action of picking off a strange man's clothes so skillfully and so perfectly?

Jian Wu stood by and was dumbfounded.

"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and take off your clothes!" Lin Youyou saw Jian Wu standing there in a daze, and said to Jian Wu.

Jian Wu didn't know if his head twitched and he suddenly said, "It must be that practice makes perfect when picking the emperor's clothes."

After saying this, Jian Wu suddenly seemed to be struck by lightning, and instantly understood what he said.I just wanted to bite my own tongue.

Even if I think so in my heart, I can't say it so blatantly!

It's over, she's already got the same problem of talking to herself like Lin Youyou.

Also, why does she think so in her heart?Ahhh, why did such thoughts appear in her mind.

But Lin Youyou raised her head and stared at Jian Wu in surprise.

God, what did the damn girl say?This damn girl actually teased her?

Lin Youyou looked at Jian Wu.

Jian Wu felt this gaze all of a sudden, looked at Lin Youyou and quickly knelt down, "Mother, I was wrong, I said something wrong. I beg you to punish me."

Such nonsense, even if it is punished, it is justified.She would willingly bear any punishment.Who made her dare to say such things to the empress.Jian Wu thought so sadly in her heart.

However, in the next moment, Lin Youyou stepped forward and hugged Jian Wu tightly.

He said to Jian Wu with a weeping tone of joy, "Jian Wu, do you really make me so happy?"

So happy?Jian Wu was at a loss.Why are you happy?Why does it sound like weeping with joy in this tone?This is different from what she imagined in her mind!

"Jian Wu, do you know how long I have been waiting for this day? I always thought you were a serious person, and you have been so serious since you have been by my side for so long. I once thought that even if you followed me, it would be wrong after all. It can contaminate a decent person like you."

Lin Youyou sighed with emotion.

That's right, the people here are too serious, regardless of the status of master and servant, and the feudal ethics, everyone is serious.

Although Jian Wu said that she has been with her for a long time, she can accept a little joke.But it's never been so dirty!

Never made such a joke!
This joke about picking up clothes is of a level, and this dirty place is of a level.It's too dirty to be able to associate with that kind of picture all at once, and to draw inferences about other cases from one instance.

"Children can be taught. Jian Wu, under my influence, you are finally able to get to such a dirty point." Lin Youyou said while hugging Jian Wu in comfort.

Jian Wu was stunned when he heard that.

Although Lin Youyou's tone was full of relief and pride, why didn't she sound like she was being praised?
Where is she dirty?Where is she being dishonest, she is still a pure sword dance, she swears.

Wuwuwuwu... But after saying that, she seemed to be no longer the sword dancer she used to be.

Heart hurts.

She is no longer the sword dance she used to be.From what she said just now, she has undergone a qualitative change.

Jian Wu looked bitter.

Lin Youyou was extremely moved as if she had finally found a like-minded fellow Taoist.

Hugging Jian Wu, "Jian Wu, I will teach you all these slowly in the future. Believe me, dirty is healthier."

No!No!Jian Wu's heart was broken.

But in the next second, Lin Youyou had already started to strip off that group of food soldiers.

The top of the light, and the bottom...

Only one pair of shorts left.

Lin Youyou stared at the shorts, and finally chose to give up with difficulty.

Don't be too ruthless in life, you still have to leave it to others.

"Jian Wu, I'm ready, hurry up."

Jian Wu couldn't bear to look at the scene in front of her anymore, it was too filthy, too hot on the eyes.

The empress is really cruel!This is all stripped off by others, and the emperor's clothes must be stripped like this on weekdays.

Think of that scene.

Uh... I really can't think about it anymore.Unless she wanted to be beheaded, she dared to be so bold.

(End of this chapter)