Hilarious Mengfei: Princess, you should take medicine

Chapter 695
Nan Fengjin was speechless, what was going on in this woman's head.But following her train of thought, she still wanted to know what the solution was?
"What way?" Nan Fengjin asked.

Lin Youyou pondered for a while, pretending to be deep.

"This method is to torture people both physically and mentally, to ensure that people want to live and die."

"?"

Lin Youyou looked at Nan Fengjin calmly, "That is to rape before killing, and then rape after killing."

……

Nan Fengjin's face turned black, as if she had been splashed with ink.For a while, I felt that I couldn't slow down.

What is the solution?Is there any woman who speaks like this and speaks in such a way?

Nan Fengjin was in shock and silence.

Lin Youyou continued to ask obsequiously and obsequiously: "Your Majesty, is this method of mine great? It not only tortured the body, but also tortured the spirit. The whole process was like life and death. , on the verge of life and death. Isn't that a great way?"

Nan Fengjin once again felt a mouthful of old blood medicine spit out.

Staring at Lin Youyou, he asked, "Are you a woman?"

Which woman would propose such a vicious trick to herself, and which woman could think of such a vicious and shameless method in her head.

It must not be a woman.

Lin Youyou thought for a while, then raised her head and chest, "Why am I not a woman? No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat, and no matter how small your breasts are. If you don't believe me, touch it."

Pfft... Nan Fengjin spat out three feet of blood.

Graduate.

Looking at Nan Fengjin's helpless expression.

Lin Youyou continued: "However, Your Majesty, the so-called punishment is to punish those who made mistakes, and the so-called reward is to reward those who have meritorious service, right?"

I don't know why the style of painting suddenly changed to a serious style of painting.All of a sudden, it changed from such a shameless painting style to such a serious talking about painting style.Nan Fengjin said that she hadn't reacted all of a sudden.

Instinctively replied, "There are clear rewards and punishments, any wise king would do this."

After hearing this, Lin Youyou sat down calmly, "Oh, then I can rest assured. In this way, the emperor should reward me."

Why did he still want to reward her? A daring little court lady who came out of nowhere, even dared to steal his clothes and watch him take a bath.

It is unforgivable.How about a reward?Really impatient to live.

"Reward? Oh, you actually said reward, but you tell me why I rewarded you. If you can't explain why, I will cut off your head."

Hearing what she said, Lin Youyou really unconsciously recalled that when she was in the Seventh Prince's Mansion, Nan Fengjin always said that she would cut off her head and her tongue.

Really amnesia, start a new life, all of a sudden back to before the liberation, the whole person is stubborn and cynical, back to the original appearance of the Seventh Prince.

However, when I come back to my senses, I still have to continue to talk nonsense.After all, it was the former Nan Fengjin, you must know that the former Nan Fengjin abused her mercilessly!

"Your majesty, you just said that whoever brings you clothes will be rewarded with 100 taels. The villain personally sent them in, shouldn't he be rewarded by the emperor?"

"I said that just now. But you are a clothes thief who stole my clothes. Of course I want to punish you." Nan Fengjin said.The clothes were stolen by her.

Although in fact the thing that is more resentful than stealing clothes is that this woman actually looked at his body, and she didn't shy away from it.

How can there be such a woman in the world, it is really unheard of and unseen.

"Do you have evidence?" Lin Youyou asked.Everything is about evidence.He said she was a thief who stole clothes, so she is!

Good joke.

evidence?

Didn't expect this woman to ask for evidence?It's a little surprising that people feel a little surprised, and she can think of asking for evidence. Such a woman is a bit surprising.

"Evidence? Have you forgotten that you came in once before? At that time, before you came in, my clothes were still on the hanger. But after you came in and went out, the clothes disappeared."

"No one here has ever come in, only you have come in, the clothes are gone, if it's not you, can you still grow wings and fly?" Nan Fengjin asked.

It was obvious that it must be this little palace maid. Such a simple and obvious matter did not require any evidence at all.

"Your Majesty, you are wrong. Maybe the clothes really grew wings and flew away? What if your clothes are actually some elves. It is homesick, so it wants to go home! So, it and flew away."

Lin Youyou calmly told the lie as if it was true.

Such a calm appearance made Nan Fengjin speechless, as if he was holding his breath in his heart.

I have never seen such a stalking woman in this life, who can tell lies so confidently.

"If you dare to talk nonsense to me again, I will cut off your head." Nan Fengjin threatened angrily.

"Hey! It's said that big men don't care about little girls, why is your majestic king so narrow-minded?" Lin Youyou stared at Nan Fengjin and asked back.

"You say I'm narrow-minded?" Nan Fengjin also asked angrily.

"Is not it?"

"No."

"Doesn't that mean that you are a real man, you are not narrow-minded, that is, you don't care about little girls?" Lin Youyou asked with a smile.

"You..." Nan Fengjin choked.

This woman is so eloquent that people can't say enough about her.How did she manage to say these words with confidence.And how can people be unable to refute and suffocate themselves to death?

"Of course I'm not narrow-minded. I don't care about this matter with you. But stealing clothes is stealing clothes. Stealing is a crime. If you can't explain clearly, I can only tell you that according to Dongli law, stealing Those who commit crimes will be arrested and sent to jail. I am the king of a country, so naturally I cannot bend the law for personal gain."

Fuck!Lin Youyou was also surprised to see Nan Fengjin say such a long sentence.This is to use the law to suppress her!

That's just right, she will talk about the clear rewards and punishments.

"Your Majesty, before I came in, Your Majesty, you said that anyone who brings you clothes will be rewarded with 100 taels!"

"Yes, I did."

"You will be rewarded for your merit, right?"

"That's natural."

"Then I sent the clothes, the emperor, you should reward me with 100 taels, then I have merit. Then since I have merit, how can the emperor send a meritorious person to prison? How many meritorious People are chilling!"

(End of this chapter)