Hilarious Mengfei: Princess, you should take medicine

Chapter 11 Are you a woman?
Lin Youyou murmured in her heart, how could she be charged with deceiving the royal family?

"I don't know." Lin Youyou shook her head.

"The king told you that if you deceive the king, I will cut off her tongue." Nan Fengjin said.

Sister, why do you always want to cut her tongue!Her tongue is no fun.Raising his eyes to look at Nan Fengjin, he saw an expression of understanding suddenly flashing in Nan Fengjin's eyes.

This look is sure.

Oops.Lin Youyou felt that Nan Fengjin should have noticed what she had done.I go!She thought she could eat delicious food for a few more days!In the end, I didn't expect Nan Fengjin to be so shrewd and find out so quickly, she really didn't let her take advantage of it.

But knowing it doesn’t mean you have to say it automatically!Without evidence, she would absolutely deny it to the death.

"Oh, I see. My lord." Lin Youyou said, and then began to show her courtship very obsequiously, and picked up a jar from the ground. It was pig's trotter soup, and there was still a pig's trotter she had just gnawed inside.

"My lord, come, have a pig's trotter soup. This soup is delicious, and the pig's trotters are very tender and easy to chew." Lin Youyou tried her best to sell it.

However, Nan Fengjin looked at the pig's trotter soup with a look of disgust, and she was ashamed to use it as a flattery for what she had already drank.Besides, it's not like she didn't know that he didn't eat it at all.

"Don't eat. Lin Youyou, you deceived me, are you guilty?" Nan Fengjin pushed the jar in disgust.

Lin Youyou ignored this sentence, and continued to sell pig's trotters, trying to divert attention.

"My lord, let me tell you! This pig's trotter is really good. You must have never eaten it. If you eat it, you will be convinced by it. There are some things that you don't know just by looking at them. For example Stinky tofu smells stinky, but it tastes delicious."

After speaking, he gnawed the pig's trotters demonstratively, and continued with a greasy mouth: "And, my lord, it's full of collagen. What is collagen? It's what keeps us young! You will definitely look like I'm so tender."

As he spoke, he put his paws next to his face and acted cute. "Oh forever!"

Nan Fengjin looked at her acting cute, and seeing her greasy mouth, she was really going to be drunk. "Wipe your mouth after eating, it's so ugly."

"Oh." Lin Youyou said twice.I feel like I should have passed the test.Then he stretched out his sleeve and wiped his mouth.

Such a move made Nan Fengjin's eyes almost pop out.Finally, she couldn't help but gritted her teeth and cursed: "Are you still a woman?" Very helplessly, she took out the handkerchief in her sleeve and threw it to Lin Youyou.

Lin Youyou took the handkerchief.Hehehe laughed a few times, wiped his mouth, "A real man doesn't care about trifles."

After saying this, she felt that it was wrong. Just now, Nan Fengjin doubted whether she was a woman.Regarding this point, she felt that it was necessary to explain it.

So I raised my head and chest up, "Why am I not a woman? I have breasts. Look, look. From the inside out, I am definitely a woman."

Nan Fengjin was about to spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

He didn't know this woman, no, not a woman...

Lin Youyou continued to follow behind and continued to look down at her chest and said: "You have to believe that in your era, there is no sex reassignment surgery, and there is no era of transsexuals. It is still easy to distinguish between men and women. If there are transsexuals or transsexuals If you think about it, maybe one day you fall in love with someone, but in the end you find out that she is actually a ladyboy, so you will cry to death."

Lin Youyou couldn't help laughing out loud while imagining this scene.

Nan Fengjin didn't understand what this woman was talking about.But I think it's definitely not a good thing to say.Once again, he was sure that this woman must be a psycho.

So he stopped.

With a bang, Lin Youyou bumped into him. "Hey! I killed my old lady."

There were several black lines on Nan Fengjin's head again.Can this woman speak like a woman?

He stared at Lin Youyou speechlessly, then glanced at her chest inadvertently, and said something that he couldn't believe at all. "Do you have breasts?"

Lin Youyou lowered her head and stared at her chest for a few moments.She obviously has boobs.It's still B's. She was starved and thin, and now she's A's.But A cannot be insulted like this.Although the wives who look like Nan Fengjin should all be C by visual inspection.

I couldn't help complaining, "Nan Fengjin, it's all your fault, do you know that it's because you feed me steamed buns all day long that I'm hungry and thin! My breasts are so hungry, you have the nerve to say that I don't have any." Chest. Hmph...inhuman cheapskate."

Nan Fengjin burst into tears. "It's my king's fault to be affectionate?"

"Of course it's your fault! Think about it, if you hadn't abused me so much and refused to give me food. How could I have lied to those ladies and asked them to bring me food..." Not yet After speaking, he suddenly covered his mouth.

What a lot of bad things to say!She obviously bypassed this matter, but suddenly admitted it to herself.

Looking at her embarrassed look, Nan Fengjin suddenly wanted to laugh for some reason.

With such an IQ, no one would be so stupid as to be sent here as a spy, right?

Having said that, it still needs to continue to observe and observe.

Nanfeng Jinyun looked at her calmly, "From now on, you can try the dishes for me! In case someone poisons me, you can also try the poison for me."

The first half of the sentence was originally very pleasant to listen to.How could she refuse such a beautiful job as food tasting?It's just the latter sentence that really makes her vomit blood with anger.

It's best to poison you to death!Cheapskate, but also black belly.

Lin Youyou thought about it, then shook her head, and muttered in her heart again, no, if he was poisoned to death, he, the dish tester, should die first.

Seeing the changing expression on her face, Nan Fengjin probably guessed what she was thinking.

"Don't worry, without my king's permission, it's not so easy for you to want to die." Nan Fengjin comforted.

After hearing this "comfort", Lin Youyou didn't feel any comfort.Instead, I feel creepy.It means that Nan Fengjin wants her life, wants her to die, it is very easy!
However, Lin Youyou's eyes suddenly flashed an imperceptible light.It's not that easy to want her to die.

How could she let herself die so easily after finally reliving her life?
Nan Fengjin saw that light, that dazzling brilliance, but it was fleeting, so fast that people felt that it was just a momentary trance.However, he was sure that it must not be his dazzled eyes.

This woman is really incomprehensible.

And her identity, so far, has not been found out.

Hehehe... Although this woman is getting weirder and weirder, she also seems to be getting more and more interesting.Things seem to be getting more and more interesting.

　Let’s talk about the update time, which is updated around [-] noon every day.Then it will be updated around [-] o'clock in the evening.

　　
　
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