The Super Summoning System of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 615 I'm Scared of Myself

Cheng Yaojin, who was drowsy and drunk, rolled down the mountain, and without seeing clearly, he said harsh words about cutting the diameter.After Cheng Yaojin woke up, he realized that he was surrounded by well-equipped soldiers, all of them were at war with swords, looking at him with murderous looks.

"I'm a mother, how did this get to the emperor of the Han Dynasty!" Cheng Yaojin was covered in cold sweat, looking at the Liu Zilong flag in front of him, and after analyzing the current matter of Liu Bian's expedition, it became clear quickly Liu Bian's identity.

Feeling the idiot-like eyes of the soldiers around, many of them were even murderous, as long as the general gave an order, they would definitely rush up and chop themselves into pieces.Cheng Yaojin only felt that his heels were weak, and he wanted to run for his life, but his body froze, unable to move under the terrifying momentum of the Han soldiers.

"Where did the thief come from? He is blind, so bold that the emperor's soldiers and horses dare to shoot arrows? Can't he find death?" After a while, Dian Wei urged the horse out with two halberds in hand, and shouted loudly while looking at Cheng Yaojin.As he said that, he urged his horse to come forward and use the halberd to kill Cheng Yaojin.

Cheng Yaojin looked at the large halberd in Dianwei's hand, swallowed his saliva, and said with a dry smile: "General, if you have something to say, speak up, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive."

Dian Wei used to do Cheng Yaojin's business before, and he was amused by Cheng Yaojin's behavior. He was annoyed and funny and said: "You thief is really a fool. You have the guts to cut the path, but you don't have the guts to fight?"

Cheng Yaojin rubbed his head and said: "It's all my fault that I, old Cheng, drank too much last night and fell from the top before waking up. He spoke smoothly, but he didn't dare to cut the path of the imperial army."

Liu Bian, who was sitting on a horse in the Chinese army, heard this and said loudly: "Is it easy to speak? Then let me ask you, I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to live from now on, stay and buy it." Lu Cai, what if I don’t keep buying Lu Cai?”

"Hey, I don't dare to ask for your money. Why don't I send you there in person? Just let me go!" Although Liu Bian didn't claim to be me, Cheng Yaojin, the goblin, understood. Because of Liu Bian's identity, he hoped to say a few soft words to Liu Bian and let him let him go.

"If you meet me, you will send us there, but what about people from good families? Will you still send them there?" Dian Wei was jealous, pointing the halberd in his hand at Cheng Yaojin.

"The young one just came out to cut the trails. I met you for the first time. How can I meet good people. What's more, my old Cheng is also a poor person. I was selling bamboo sticks a few days ago. How could I bully them?" Cheng Yaojin shook his head again and again, categorically denying that he had not done anything harmful to nature and reason.

"This idiot is shaking his head and thinking, I'm afraid he didn't tell the truth, Dian Wei, you take him down, I will interrogate him slowly!" Liu Bian pointed at Cheng Yaojin and ordered.

"No!" Dianwei nodded, and urged him to go forward, Cheng Yaojin hurriedly threw the Eight Diagrams Xuanhua axe in front of him, and said coldly: "Don't come here! I'm going to use a unique trick when you come here. Come out, even I am afraid of myself!"

"Little thief, what's the trick? It's really funny!" Dian Wei sneered, jumped off his horse, and prepared to capture Cheng Yaojin in foot combat.

"What kind of tricks will Cheng Yaojin use this time? If Dian Wei is negligent, he might suffer a loss!" Seeing that Dian Wei was a bit arrogant, Liu Bian quickly reminded: "Dian Wei be careful! This person is very weird!"

Dian Wei was still walking towards the past, Cheng Yaojin yelled: "Fuck you, I threw off my cheeks, picked up my big bad teeth, and wanted to say something, why did you arrest me? I really used a unique trick when I came here pull!"

"How dare you insult the Queen Mother?" Dian Wei was furious, and rushed towards Cheng Yaojin.The ax was longer than the halberd, and before Dianwei's weapon arrived, Cheng Yaojin had already swung it and struck Dianwei's head with the axe, shouting: "Split the head!"

Cheng Yaojin's speed is very fast, this speed is comparable to top experts, and his strength looks good, Dian Wei was taken aback, raised his halberd to parry, and thought to himself: "This guy is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger as His Majesty said. ah!"

Dangerous yet dangerous, Dian Wei blocked this slashing head move, and the Bagua Xuanhua ax slashed on the Kuangge halberd, causing sparks to fly everywhere.Dian Wei just wanted to use defense as an offense, but Cheng Yaojin's speed changed. With a turn of the Bagua Xuanhua axe, the sharp part of the front end went towards Dian Wei's mouth.

"The kid picks his teeth!"

Dian hurriedly parried, a Kuangge halberd was held in front of him, and the tip of the Eight Diagrams Xuanhua ax was stuck in the crescent moon.Cheng Yaojin pulled the Eight Diagrams Xuanhua axe, and the sharp tip scraped against Dian Wei's mouth.

Dian Wei was horrified: "My darling, almost picked my teeth out."

"Pick out your ears!"

Cheng Yaojin yelled, and without giving Dian Wei any time to react, he pulled the Bagua Xuanhua ax out of the Kuangge Halberd and Crescent Moon, and poked Dian Wei's right ear.If the pestle at the front end hits the ears, are those ears still useful?Dian Wei quickly turned his head to the side, raised his halberd to parry.

The Bagua Xuanhua ax passed by the Kuangge halberd, and Dian Wei narrowly dodged it.Dian Wei escaped this move and quickly retreated.This three moves in a row, he can only parry, if he tries again, he might capsize in the gutter.

Dian Wei wanted to spare time to fight Cheng Yaojin, but Cheng Yaojin didn't have the courage to gain power, so he set the gossip Xuanhua ax to His Majesty, looked at Dian Wei and said, "My old Cheng was not bullied by the Han. , I shake off my cheeks and pick up my bad teeth, and you still care whether I can speak? If you can't beat me, so as not to waste your life, let me go!"

"Your Majesty, I am not afraid of that ghost move with my marksmanship, let me capture him!"

Yang Miaozhen beside Liu Bian asked for a fight.

Liu Bian shook his head and said, "No hurry, Dian Wei can handle it!"

Cheng Yaojin just wants to leave, but Dian Wei is so arrogant, how can he let him go?He raised his halberd again and stepped forward.Cheng Yaojin held the ax in his hand and shouted: "I spared your life before, but you were chattering, I won't spare you this time!"

"Kill me if you have the ability!" Dian Wei shouted and swung his halberd forward.Cheng Yaojin came again: "Split the head!"

Dian Wei had already resisted this time, he only used one hand to block, Cheng Yaojin changed his move again: "Ghost picking teeth!" Dian Wei still had one free hand to block again, but was blocked again, Cheng Yaojin Go to "clean your ears!"

Three moves in a row, Dian Wei, who had already dealt with it once, dealt with it easily.Once the three moves were passed, Dian Wei secretly resisted Cheng Yaojin and came up with a new move.I saw Cheng Yaojin yelling some tricks such as head-splitting, ghost-picking teeth, and ear-cleaning.

Dian Wei only thought that Cheng Yaojin was cheating, so he countered his moves patiently, but after more than ten rounds of fighting, Cheng Yaojin only used these three moves back and forth.Dian Wei laughed loudly: "You idiot, I think you have some skills, so you know these three tricks!"

Dian Wei didn't resist, he waved his two halberds, Cheng Yaojin used the three-axe axe, you can't use it, and the eight-diagram Xuanhua ax was blown away by the hall in three or two moves, and the Kuangge halberd was also placed on Cheng Yaojin's neck.

"Hey, it looks like you are really good, but you have to take this halberd away. If it scratches the skin, I'm afraid it will take several days for my old Cheng to mend it!" Cheng Yaojin felt the biting cold on his neck, and carefully road.

"It's cheap for you to scratch the skin. Today, I can't say that I will cut off your head to sacrifice the flag!" Dian Wei took down the Kuangge halberd, grabbed Cheng Yaojin and took it to Liu Bianma.

Cheng Yaojin followed, Yang Miaozhen pointed at the pear flower gun in his hand and said: "You are so bold, dare to insult the current Queen Mother?"

"Grandma, how dare I scold the queen mother, I said it so easily, I can't blame me." Cheng Yaojin said with a sad face.

"Your Majesty, this man is full of dung, and he can't say anything good, why not kill him to sacrifice the flag!" Yang Miaozhen looked at Liu Bian and suggested.

Cheng Yaojin shuddered, and quickly prostrated himself on the ground: "My old Cheng has never bullied the common people, even if he speaks indecently, he is not guilty of death."

"This person is interesting, I think we can keep him!" Liu Bian smiled, looked at Cheng Yaojin and said, "What's your name?"

"Returning to Your Majesty, my surname is Cheng Yaojin!" Cheng Yaojin smiled when he heard that Liu Bian would not kill him.

"Cheng Yaojin, let me ask you, have you really done anything harmful?" Liu Bian looked at Cheng Yaojin and said.

"My old Cheng is out of luck. I drank the fortifying wine last night and planned to go out to cut the path. I didn't meet His Majesty's soldiers and horses for the first time. Even if I cut the path, I planned to rob those rich merchants, but I wouldn't The things of the poor people. If your majesty doesn't believe it, you can go to the village in front and ask, I belong to that village!" Cheng Yaojin pointed to a village in front of him.

Liu Bian naturally believed in Cheng Yaojin's character, but right now his army is a regular army, and the soldiers inside are good people.Therefore, we must show the soldiers what to do, and prove Cheng Yaojin's status as a good man, so that he will not be disgusted by the soldiers.

"Dian Wei!" Liu Bian pursed his lips, Dian Wei understood, pointed to a few cavalrymen and said, "Go to the village ahead and ask!"

Several cavalry rode out, but returned within a quarter of an hour.The leading cavalryman cupped his hands at Liu Bian and said, "Your Majesty has asked clearly, this Cheng Yaojin did come out to cut the trails on the first day, and he made three agreements with the villagers not to rob the people of their property, and he did this to support the poor villagers."

"Since this is the case, I will forgive your sins, but you have to be careful what you say. I think you are good at martial arts, so just stay by my side for now. But if you say such words in front of me again, I will not kill you. Others I will spare you!" Liu Bian looked at Cheng Yaojin and shouted coldly.

Fuck you, I shake off my cheeks, my teeth turn out, Liu Bian remembers that this is Cheng Yaojin's catchphrase.Liu Bian knew in advance that it didn't matter, and he could bear it, but once someone reported where the Queen Mother was, it was the Queen Mother who scolded her. People in the court couldn't bear it, and Queen Mother He couldn't bear it either.

So Liu Bian warned Cheng Yaojin in advance not to say any catchphrases in front of him.Cheng Yaojin's heart shuddered, and he immediately understood, no wonder Dian Wei and Yang Miaozhen kept saying that he insulted the Queen Mother, so it turned out that the sentence "Go to your mother" said something bad.

Cheng Yaojin also knew the power of it, nodded repeatedly and said: "I don't dare anymore! I won't say these things to Your Majesty in the future, but only to those who oppose His Majesty!"

Liu Bian nodded in satisfaction, Cheng Yaojin is really smart.Liu Bian asked Cheng Yaojin to change into soldier's clothes and lead the horse in front.Thinking of the people in Cheng Yaojin's village again, he said to the soldiers: "You send three horse-drawn carts of food to his village!"

Liu Bian's actions like this immediately moved Cheng Yaojin, and it can be regarded as recovering Cheng Yaojin.

(End of this chapter)