Violent fairy queen: God, I will not lay eggs

Chapter 543 I Didn't Touch You!

His Majesty did not make the ridiculous request for a shared bath.

It's just that he is so stupid that he can't turn off the faucet, and he can only stare at those shower gels, bath balls and the like.

Yun Xi was a little obsessive-compulsive, so she pushed him into the bathtub, squeezed out the bubbles in the bathtub, and wanted to wash him well.

He was very disgusted and said: "What is this, it's too pungent!"

Well, His Majesty's noble nose has indeed never smelled fragrances with additives.It's not a place like this world, it will be rotten without additives, okay...

She turned him over rudely, wiped his back, and said: "It is produced on an assembly line, and a lot is made at a time, and it is specially traded for currency. Many people make a living from this. So I can only add some...you Put in the pungent stuff to prolong the shelf life. It’s not like we all make it casually and use it up on the same day..."

Shenzu makes things very quickly, like pancreas juice for bathing, as long as there are materials, it can be made with Gogou fingers, and it can be made with different recipes every day.So there is no market for assembly line production in the heavens.

Yun Xi was babbling on about popular science for him, when he suddenly found that he was stiff.

She said with concern: "Your Majesty, what's the matter?"

Seeing her pretending to be nonchalant, His Majesty just froze, shook his head, and said, "No."

How could she be like this...

That little hand is still fumbling underneath...

His Majesty was a little excited, wondering if she was not angry anymore?It's just that you can't hold back your face, right?
Well, before Xi'er, there were times when she was very enthusiastic.

While wiping his back, Yun Xi said, "Anyway, we can't go back for the time being. When we go back and connect with Lord Chunyu, I'll show you around, lest an incomprehensible earth fairy can fool you ..."

As he spoke, His Majesty felt the little finger touch his firm buttocks...

He couldn't take it anymore, then he turned his head and said, "Xi'er."

Yun Xi: "???"

His Majesty said shyly, "Don't touch it, come here..."

Yun Xi: "...Huh?"

She raised her two hands and said, "I didn't touch you."

His Majesty just wanted to say something with a smile, but at this moment, the little finger scratched his waist again.

His Majesty stared at Yun Xi's hands and froze.

After a while, a purple half-thick vine crawled out of the water, His Majesty grabbed him!
On the top of the vine appeared a miniature head of a Gu beast with horns, with a silly smile on his face, he said: "I want to wash it too, but I can't get water anyway, so I just want to come to you to make do with it. It doesn't matter if I become a real body , wash me up..."

The next moment, the wisteria was smashed against the glass door of the bathroom!

……

In the huge living room, Yun Xi ordered dinner after taking a shower, and ate slowly while waiting for Yuesheng.

This building is about [-] meters high, and the penthouse suite uses a living room with double-layer thick glass panels. From here, you can stretch your neck and look out, and you can have a panoramic view of the dim lights of half the city.

Looking down at the city from a high altitude, there is always a sense of loneliness.It's just that this feeling is already very strange to Yunxi.

Others may be looking at the scenery, but what Yunxi sees is the powerful spiritual body shaped by people's obsession slowly rising above the city as the night slowly descends.

This may be the reason why mortals are called the race most similar to the gods.

It is precisely because most mortals are not enlightened that they have powerful minds.As the years accumulate, spirit bodies similar to the demons will be created.

The ridiculous thing is that Yaozu doesn't have these things.Their desires are always brutal and direct. If they want something, they will do it right away, and they will never suppress it in their hearts.

Yun Xi looked at all kinds of spirit bodies, love, hate, hate, and ignorance, entangled endlessly.

Eating the cold pastry, she turned her head.

His Majesty just cleaned the Gu beast and carried it down from the duplex, and threw it aside in disgust.

Just now, the two of them almost got into a fight...

But after being reprimanded by Yun Xi for a few words, he stopped beating. Even if this mortal place is damaged, he will pay for it!
The Gu beast squeaked for a while, and His Majesty simply pushed him into the water and washed him!

I saw the thin vine wriggling on the ground like a little snake, and after a while it got under the sofa and hid.

His majesty was still bare-chested, his thin waist was tied with a wide belt, his long black hair hung behind him, and his aura was still majestic and domineering. He walked up to Yunxi and took a bite of the pastry she was eating.

"Unpalatable." His Majesty said.

Yun Xi glanced at him.

His Majesty's lips and tongue are very picky, and he doesn't bother to speak of such lifeless things.

"The moon has risen." Yun Xi said.

His Majesty also turned his head to look out of the window, his face darkened again after a while, and he said, "Why are there so many spirit bodies?"

This state can be compared to demons and elves, but it is much weaker and can only float above the city, and it is difficult to do anything else.Even when they were watching, they found that many spirit bodies could not hold on and dissipated.

"You can understand it as a mortal's inner demon...It's easy to produce, but it's useless." She said.

His Majesty was thoughtful, and said: "No wonder, Wang Hua said that ordinary people often need counseling."

Hearing this annoying name, Yun Xi glanced at him and stopped talking.

His Majesty looked at her expression subconsciously, and sensitively captured her emotion.He is not good at this kind of thing, but Yun Xi is really a bit ruthless this time, and until now he is not cold or hot.

If she hadn't acted like that subconsciously when Jian Mu had an accident...he almost thought she had given up.

Although I still don't understand why she has such a strong resistance to an Earth Immortal, His Majesty decided wisely not to mention that person in the future.

Well, if he returns to the royal court, he will be directly convicted and demoted.

……

When the moon is in the sky, the aura of heaven and earth is most abundant.

Several people worked hard, and finally they were able to fly.

Yun Xi led His Majesty directly out of the window, searched for the location, and landed on the spacious top floor.

It's a bit ridiculous to pray to the moon after a fairy, but there's nothing I can do right now.

This full moon is also the one in the heavens.In the mortal world, apart from Jianmu, only the sun and the moon can see the heavens from afar.

Fortunately, although Yun Xi was ignorant when he was in the royal court, he knew how to use the sea of ​​consciousness and moonlight in his body to pull each other.

She stood in the middle of the roof, closed her eyes and held her breath, gradually being able to wave the sea of ​​consciousness under the guidance of the moonlight.

How powerful is the sea of ​​consciousness of the fairy queen!Yun Xi has never tried it before!
In an instant, almost the moonlight of the whole world rushed towards her!

(End of this chapter)