My peerless beauty school flower wife

Chapter 126

ps:
Since Master Xuan was asked to go back to school, he had to write about campus life.

Probably this style.

Laughing and cursing are all life, but words are not surprising.

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Pretentious, what the hell is it?
Ye Xuan couldn't tell.

In many things, he just does what he wants.

Do those things that he thinks are right and don't regret it.

As for what other people think of him, it has nothing to do with him.

He walked slowly up the teaching building.

The whole building, six floors.

Almost all the students, male or female, stood on the corridor with shocked and dazed faces, watching Ye Xuan walk towards the classroom.

Just gone?
You beat the Yan family, is there anything wrong?

Nima!

Just now, what happened?
The arrogant Young Master Yan was beaten up for no reason like this, and it was useless to find someone to take revenge.

It's a little too ridiculous.

Under the eyes of many students, Ye Xuan walked back to the classroom with a smile on his face, unaware of what happened, let alone the impact of what he just did on other students.

It just refreshes the three views, okay?

"Do you want to go to the school hospital for a checkup?" Ji Binyan was the first to react, her extremely serious face couldn't conceal the horror, her scalp was numb, she looked at Ye Xuan in shock, and asked.

"Small things."

Ye Xuan chuckled, just relying on that group of people, they couldn't hurt him.

but!
Suddenly, Ye Xuan looked at Finger's eyes, shrinking sharply, with a look of shock on his face.

"what happened?"

Ji Binyan said nervously.

The other students also looked nervous.

I'm afraid something happened to Ye Xuan!

With a cold face, Ye Xuan clenched his fists resentfully, feeling very depressed, and said lightly: "The nail is broken..."

"..."

Classmate, can I rape you?

This was probably the only thought in those students' hearts when they heard Ye Xuan's words.

Even Ji Binyan was stunned.

After beating so many people, the other party will be disabled if they are not injured, and you have broken a fingernail. Is it worth "showing off" like this?
And, it's not a broken nail.

In fact, it is the tip of the nail, split a little.

well.

Ye Xuan's forceful act this time is indeed very good.

From the professional point of view of pretense, this pretense was not very successful and lacked a certain sense of progression.

But judging from the expressions on the faces of the students, and from an artistic point of view, this pretense is very entertaining. It is generally called 666 in the industry...

With a face of shame, Ji Binyan stared at Ye Xuan who looked very serious and spoke sincerely.

Suddenly, she really wanted to move the podium over and let Ye Xuan give a lesson on "pretending to be aggressive".

Absolutely packed.

Pretending to be so 6, but still keeping his face and face unchanged, he is a well-deserved master in the world of pretending.

I admire it!
"Tang Xuan, are you so humble when you usually talk?"

Ji Binyan coughed a few times, stared at Ye Xuan a few times, and asked.

"Well, Mr. Ji, I've always spoken modestly."

Ye Xuan smiled lightly and responded.

indeed.

There are not many people as humble as him.

After all, the graves of those who can be compared with him in pretentiousness are basically covered with green grass.

"Okay, students, I invite you to dinner, you can choose whatever place you want."

Ye Xuan was in a good mood, and said with a smile to his classmates.

"it is good!"

There was applause in the class.

Everyone knows that Ye Xuan is very rich, so he doesn't care if he treats him to dinner.

"Mr. Ji, do you want to come together?"

Ye Xuan turned his head, glanced at Ji Binyan, and asked.

"I?"

Ji Binyan was stunned for a moment, her face turned red suddenly, and she could only say: "Okay, but it's fine to go to eat, you have to take the next Chinese class."

"Yes, Teacher Ji."

All the students in the class were very happy and responded in unison.

Ye Xuan moved a desk and sat at the end of the class.

Tang Xiaorou had excellent grades and sat in the front row.

The distance between the two is very far, but the heart is very close.

Ye Xuan's eyes kept looking at Tang Xiaorou.

Occasionally, Tang Xiaorou turned around and took a peek at Ye Xuan, but she didn't dare to let Ye Xuan notice.

"Dingling bell" a few times, the class bell rang.

Without Yan Rui, there is no monitor in the class.

The deputy squad leader, a tall girl with gentle looks, shouted on Yan Rui's behalf: "Students stand up, teacher is good."

Ye Xuan followed the students and said hello to the teacher.

He suddenly felt that this feeling is really good.

He lived in a ravine when he was young, and he never went to school or read a book.

The old man taught me the characters I can recognize, the medical skills I know, and my proficiency in more than 30 foreign languages.

According to the words of the old man.

As long as you don't write essays, don't do reading comprehension, and don't appreciate ancient poetry, then no one will notice that Ye Xuan is uneducated.

This class is about college Chinese.

The male teacher who taught the class, surnamed Jin, was short in stature.

The waist is as thick as a bucket, and the legs are as short as a kangaroo.Below the head is the chest, and the neck cannot be seen clearly at all.I like to wear a pair of gold-rimmed eye sockets, and jeans with long trouser legs that drag on the ground.He usually wears his hair parted in the middle, and thinks he is more handsome than Pan An.

In particular, I learned a few Tang poems and Song Ci, and often fantasized about being a poet.

I love YY female students so much, they really become wet people.

"Students, Li Bai, whose character is Taibai, is definitely a great poet. His poems are wild and unrestrained, with gorgeous rhetoric, like the bright moon in the sky, and the dragon in the sea. Your favorite poet, Mr. Jin, is Li Bai !"

Teacher Jin spoke impassionedly, passionately, and spitting everywhere, regardless of the feelings of the students who were close to the podium.

Nima!

The spittle stars all flew to the face.

"Next, let's invite a classmate to analyze Li Bai's "Thoughts at a Quiet Night", a poem that has been eulogized through the ages."

Teacher Jin smiled faintly, squinted his eyes, and glanced at the female students in the class, then quickly moved away and landed on Ye Xuan.

"It's just you, this classmate."

Teacher Jin grinned at Ye Xuan, showing yellow teeth like corn kernels, and said with a smile.

"Teacher, stop laughing, a mouthful of corn."

Ye Xuan joked.

"A mouthful of corn?"

Teacher Jin was startled, not understanding the meaning behind it.

On the contrary, the students in the class suddenly burst out laughing.

Teacher Jin didn't know why.

But he must understand that Ye Xuan is trying to trick him on purpose.

With a cold and serious face, he said in a deep voice, "Student, I'll let you analyze "Quiet Night Thoughts."

"Quiet Night Thoughts?"

Ye Xuan had no choice but to open the brand new book in front of him.

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. Raise your head to look at the bright moon, and bow your head to think of your hometown."

Ye Xuan was taken aback for a moment, and read the poem first.

Suddenly, his complexion became serious.

Did not understand!
Ye Xuan was at a loss.

On the stage, Teacher Jin showed a sneer, and secretly said, I'll kill you.

"Forehead……"

Ye Xuan hesitated to speak, and sighed helplessly.

Although he can read, he doesn't know much about ancient Chinese poetry.

Right now, I can only bite the bullet.

"Student, quickly analyze."

Teacher Jin urged with a cold face.

Ye Xuan coughed, and explained lightly: "This poem is very obscene."

"what?!"

Teacher Jin's face changed suddenly, his face was condensed, and he asked in doubt: "Where is it so obscene?"

"Ha ha."

Ye Xuan chuckled a few times.

Secretly, it seems that his understanding is indeed correct.

Ye Xuan became confident, very excited, and quickly explained: "Everyone, please read the first sentence, the moonlight is bright in front of the bed, this is enough to explain the wretchedness of the poet."

"In front of the bed, bright moon, light. Yes, this poem should be broken like this. And this poem shows that the poet is lying on the bed, and there is a woman named Mingyue in front of him. And a word 'light' can explain , this woman has no clothes on."

"The second sentence is suspected to be frost on the ground. In this poem, the poet uses metaphors to compare the skin of the woman named Mingyue to frost on the ground. This shows that the woman's skin is very white."

"The third sentence, raise your head to look at the bright moon. This poem expresses the poet's deep sleepiness. When he wants to sleep, he raises his head quickly, and uses his eyes to hint at the bright moon."

"The fourth sentence, looking down at my hometown. This poem shows that while the poet is lying on the bed and sleeping on the bright moon, he is still thinking about his poor wife in his hometown."

After Ye Xuan finished explaining, he made a summary.

"This poem expresses that the poet went out to whoring a mistress, and while he was doing whoring, he missed his wife at the same time. Hey, what a scumbag."

After explaining this, Ye Xuan smiled lightly.

He was indeed too strong.

Smiling and confident, he looked around the class.

The class suddenly became eerily quiet.

All the students looked at each other in blank dismay.

What Ye Xuan explained in this poem is really not surprising.

Completely refreshed their three views.

On the podium, Teacher Jin was even more confused.

He stared at Ye Xuan coldly, the expression on his face changed from surprise, to horror, and then to anger.

(End of this chapter)