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Chapter 176 The Correct Way to Open the White Lotus Scholar (44)

Xin Yan, who lived with Bao Zijun for six years, was dumbfounded.In the past, why didn't he realize that Bao Zijun's love talk was so slippery, it was at the textbook level!
Xin Yan's face was full of admiration, and he applauded like a seal in his heart.

The barrage bacteria are boiling.

Believe in Lord Su and get eternal life: Please give me a dozen of such boyfriends!
I'm Da Qiao: My future husband, learn a little bit!
Mrs. Goddess: Are mortals so affectionate now?It made me want to go down to earth too!

……

Si Ming Xingjun, who was sitting in front of the screen, looked at Bao Zijun, who spoke naturally and fluently, and the arrogant figure of the Emperor of Heaven, his abstinent temperament, and his face like a dead fish appeared in his mind...

Then, decisively spewed out the milk he just drank.

Before he had time to wipe off the milky white liquid on his clothes, Si Ming Xingjun took screenshots non-stop!Video!
The little fairy who came to report saw such a scene - Si Ming Xingjun stared at the screen with excitement, his face was flushed, and there was an unknown liquid on his clothes.

Immediately, he stood awkwardly at the door, neither entering nor retreating.

……

"The two of you are still flirting and looking at each other affectionately! Do you think that I, an old man, don't exist!" The teacher kicked over the dog food that was so full that it was about to overflow, "You two, give it to me!" Go out and stand for punishment!"

Bai Qiqi was speechless and distressed: "..." I just came here for less than a week, except for skipping classes and asking for leave, I didn't attend five classes in total, and was punished to stand twice... This doesn't seem to be what a white lotus plus student should suffer treatment.

Didn't the legendary white lotus feel distressed when she shed two tears?
Aren't the legendary academic masters all deeply loved by their teachers and can't bear to punish them?
If this continues, will he break the record of Fuqiang Academy again and become the student who has been punished the most in the history of Fuqiang Academy?

She shuddered, it was impossible to go on like this.

The pitch-black pupils rolled around twice, and then, Qiqi's eyes lit up, she smiled slightly, and began to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "Teacher, don't listen to his jokes. In fact, the two of us are doing experiments on universal gravitation. I found that The gravitational force between two objects is not only related to their respective masses, but also to the distance between the two objects..."

Yanhong's little mouth chattered endlessly, a series of professional terms and mysterious-sounding theories made the teacher's expression change from a ghostly believer to a dubious one.

Bao Zijun has been silently listening to her nonsense, without revealing or interrupting, until she finished speaking, he raised a smile with no clear meaning.

Bai Qiqi's heart sank suddenly, and she always felt that this child was going to make something wrong.In the end, only Bao Zijun said cooperatively: "Yes, that's it."

The voice paused for a second, and then added: "Experiments have proved that when the distance between me and her is within one meter, that is, greater than zero, the gravitational force between me and her is as strong as that of two magnets, and we can attract each other. approaching, but easily affected by the resistance of external diversification.”

"..." Bai Qiqi didn't want to complain.Ma Dan, your physics is not even up to junior high school level, what kind of garlic are you putting here?

The whole class worshiped with staring eyes.It sounds great.

The teacher's complexion also inexplicably improved a lot.

At this time, I only heard Bao Zijun continue to say: "Then, when the distance between me and her is equal to zero..."

　emmm...Little bug physics class starts~

　　The relationship between gravitation and distance——F=GMm/r×r
　　Physics is so (tou) interesting (teng), I must pull you to learn together (ping) to (heng) (￣▽￣)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)