My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 263

Yutu was also surprised to see Shi Fan's strange costume, and asked for a while, "If there is any news about the monkey, can Brother Fan tell me?"

"Well, I'll see where the monkey is now, and I'll tell you later." Shi Fan said, this little jade rabbit is not only innocent but also affectionate, I really don't know how the stinky monkey hooked her.

"Shangxian, we are brothers and sisters!" Yutu hurriedly replied, afraid of revealing the clues.

"Everyone on the earth understands." Shi Fan chuckled, blocked the jade rabbit, and used video positioning to connect to the monkey at a cost of [-] merits to see what he is doing now.

When the video was turned on, Shi Fan saw the monkey squatting on the chair, and a waiter-like person nervously put a bowl of noodles in front of the monkey.

Looking around at the same environment as the ancient tavern, Shi Fan immediately understood that Monkey King wanted to eat noodles.

The monkey held the chopsticks and looked at the noodles in the bowl. After looking for a long time, he didn't know what to eat, so he looked around and saw that everyone was picking up the noodles with the chopsticks and putting them in his mouth. He immediately scratched his ears and showed joy, " My grandson understands."

Immediately, the monkey also picked up a piece of chopsticks and wanted to put it in his mouth, but the side was too long, and he couldn't put it in at once. There was nothing he could do. The monkey stood up, but it was still too long, and finally stood on the table again. Barely swallowed the noodles from top to bottom.

The monkey imitated the way of laughing, seeing the monkey wearing a long gown like a human, and the funny way of eating noodles, a group of guests laughed out loud, Shi Fan couldn't help laughing too, and immediately replied to Yutu that the monkey had arrived Nanfangbuzhou was eating noodles in a restaurant, and at the same time cut off the video and sent it to her.

Seeing that the monkey was safe and sound, and so funny, the Jade Rabbit was also laughing and trembling, with a pair of big snow-white ears dangling from side to side, very unhappy, and all the worries for many days were swept away, and said: "Thank you, Brother Fan, in the future, I will be happy. I have sent Xiaoxian but I can do it, I will do my best."

"Yeah, you're welcome as a family." Shi Fan replied with a smile, and the jade rabbit over there blushed and felt hot all over. Even though she knew he was talking about Wukong, she was ashamed.

"Go take a bath to cool down." Yutu hurriedly collected the pills, and jumped into the Guanghan Immortal Pond with a plop before it was too late.

"Alas Jade Rabbit!" Chang'e shouted, "I said Jade Rabbit, why are you practicing backstroke again? Everything is exposed."

Hearing Chang'e's cry, Shi Fan laughed out loud. This Jade Rabbit is so innocent, it wouldn't be naked when taking a bath, it's so funny.

Looking back, Monkey King over there finally finished eating the noodles, touched his belly with unsatisfied desire, jumped off the table and was about to leave.

"Hey guest officer, you haven't paid the bill yet!" The waiter bravely stopped him, refused to let him go, and demanded money.

Shi Fan frowned, knowing that the monkey was in trouble, where did he get the silver and copper to pay the bill.

"Money? What kind of money? Why doesn't my old grandson know that you have to pay for meals?" Monkey was indignant. He came whenever he wanted, and ate whenever he wanted.

The waiter also knew that he was a hairy monkey, so he might not understand, so he patiently explained to him.

After all, the monkey had been educated by Chang'e, and soon understood it, and also understood the principle of following the Romans in the country, and suddenly encountered difficulties, because he had no money.

"Brother Fan, what should I do if I don't have money to eat?" the monkey immediately shouted, it is difficult to find Brother Fan, as he said.

what can he doHe didn't either, so why don't Chang'e send the points to the monkey?That would be too troublesome, and it would be too mobilizing to disturb the mortal world, which is not appropriate.

Shi Fan thought for a while, and said meaningfully, "Brother Monkey, it's true that you need to understand the rules, but you also need to know that sometimes simple and rough is more effective."

Who has been around the earth for a long time and who doesn't know that the most prosperous people are those who are bold and do not take the usual path. If the monkey is completely in the right way, then he is not a monkey, and that is not what Shi Fan wants. have witnessed.

The monkey blinked his eyes, as if realizing something, bared his teeth at Xiao Eryi suddenly, and showed a fierce look at the group of guests. The monkey has a thunderous face, and his sharp teeth and sharp mouth scare people to death.

It is already a monstrous monkey who can speak human words, just now Xiao Er just deceived it to be kind and dare to ask for debts, if a fierce goblin comes in, he dares to ask for debts.

Immediately, a group of people fled in panic, and in a blink of an eye, there was no one in the tavern. The monkey swaggered out of the restaurant with its buttocks swaying, and kicked the waiter who got under the table, scaring him like chaff. How dare you ask for money if you try your best to dig in?scare him to death.

"Brother Fan, am I good?" the monkey said triumphantly when he came outside.

Shi Fan said: "Brother Monkey, don't study hard, use it flexibly, and the 36 tricks are the same. Since the goal is the final victory, why stick to it."

"Brother Fan!" Monkey blinked, "I seem to understand a truth, people are good at being bullied, um, no, monkeys are good at being bullied."

"Yes, there is a saying that if people do not offend me, I will not offend. If people offend me, I will offend. This is what Grandpa Mao said. Now I give it to you."

"Brother Fan, it's not that if people don't offend me, I won't offend others. If people offend me, I'll be courteous, and if they offend me again, I'll give you another shot?" Monkey blinked and said, "Sister Chang'e taught me this."

"What's the use of another injection?" Shi Fan pouted with a smile, "This sentence works for Sister Chang'e, but not for you. She is a woman, but you are a man, right? You still have to protect her in the future, anyway. You have to use it flexibly, no matter what move you use, it is for the final victory."

"Okay." Monkey shook his head helplessly, "I'm in a hurry to learn the art, so I won't tell you, I'm on my way."

The monkey jumped up and down.

"Xiniu Hezhou's experience is of great help to the monkey's understanding of the world." Shi Fan nodded secretly, there seemed to be some deep meaning in the dark, did Bodhi have arrangements?Otherwise, if you want him to learn art, just take it away.

The secret is unpredictable, Shi Fan couldn't figure it out, so he simply didn't think about it.Now that you have more than 5 merits, do you want to find a way to improve your strength?
Find a jade rabbit to learn alchemy, and then buy an alchemy furnace. After all, it is a bit slow. First find a way to improve your strength, and then slowly learn alchemy.

His car was still in the 4S shop, Shi Fan walked back, looking at Guanghan Palace Moments, to see if he could find any way to improve his strength as soon as possible.

It's not enough to always look for land, and he will be annoyed if he always needs it. If the heavenly court finds out that this road will be broken, it is much better to ask for spirit grass once in a while.

At this moment, the phone rang, and Shi Fan saw that it was Lin Shiman's number.

"Uh... I haven't contacted her for several days!" Shi Fan smiled wryly. This was because the development with Xiangxue exceeded his expectations. I, and later got Dong'er again, so I didn't take the initiative to contact her.

(End of this chapter)