The national male god is the first in the test again

Chapter 40 Don't Tell Anyone About This

After Gu Ziming left, Tang Yuan jumped down and swallowed a steamed dumpling in one gulp.

"My lord, this one is pretty good." It ate another one, and the steamed dumpling was half his size, but it ate two, but its figure didn't change much.

Ling Jue leaned on the sofa, looked at it with crooked eyes, and teased, "Tangyuan, you're called eating for nothing, you don't gain weight after eating it, and you don't poop, eh—"

"Who said I don't poop!" After swallowing three glutinous rice balls, she patted her unchanging stomach and hiccupped, "I can poop too, okay?"

The round body jumped onto her legs, and then onto her chest, "I'm the worst poop."

"..."

"My lord, why do you look suspicious?" It pouted and looked at her arrogantly, "How about I perform in front of you?"

"I'm not interested in watching a meat dumpling poop." Ling Jue looked at it with disgust.

"My lord, my poop is fragrant. My memory shows that tens of thousands of years ago, when we first became the guardians of Miaojiang, they used our poop to smoke mosquitoes. As long as they smell my emperor Master Gu's smell of poop will kill you immediately! It's amazing!"

Ling Jue thought that if it had hands, he might put his fingers in his waist, looking like he could ruin his strength.

Its blue eyes looked at her firmly, as if it was brewing something.

"Tangyuan, if you poop on my chest, I can bathe you in boiling water." Ling Jue looked at a certain dumpling on his chest with a dark expression on his face.

"If you don't pull it, don't pull it. I'll go back to your ear and pull it."

"you dare!!"

"Hahahaha!" Tangyuan laughed wildly, rolling on her flat chest, "My lord, you are so stupid, you were actually tricked by Tangyuan, haha. Tangyuan has to eat a lot of things to poop."

Ling Jue picked it up, with a sneer on his face, "Tangyuan—"

"The glutinous rice balls are here~" it twisted its body and giggled, "My lord, you've got me tickled, cluck... cluck...let go of the tangyuan... cluck..."

Ling Jue shook its body, and seeing that the little guy really lied to him, he stuffed it into his earrings, and threatened viciously, "Be honest, or I'll put you in the Rinse in hot water—"

"Wow!" Tangyuan's hair stood on end, and she whimpered aggrievedly, "You have the ability, don't threaten me with hot water."

It's like this every time, and the hot water can't kill it.

It just makes all its hair wilt, and it will become a glutinous rice ball without hair.

It looks so ugly, it hated hot water after being teased by the Sir for a long time last time.

"As long as it works, who cares what method is used." Ling Jue smiled lightly, then stood up and went into the bathroom to wash his hands.

"Come in and pack your things." She opened the door to let Qu Mo in, and lay down on the bed to read a book.

After Qu Mo packed her things, she planned to leave.

"Don't tell anyone about this." Ling Jue said lightly.

Qu Mo was startled, and turned her head to look at him. He was reading a book, and she didn't even have the corner of her eye for her.

"Yes." She nodded and walked out with the trash.

Ling Jue looked at the book, the exam was coming tomorrow.

To be honest, she is not worried at all, she has the body of a schoolmaster, and these things are never forgotten, not to mention the glutinous rice balls.

This little guy has eaten a lot of things recently, so it is naturally useful.

(End of this chapter)