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Chapter 479: Stupid People Have Stupid Blessings
Chapter 479: Stupid People Have Stupid Blessings
The white-haired old man was stunned for a moment, thinking that this silly boy looks stupid, but in fact he is very shrewd in his heart. If he let this boy bury these two thousand-year-old gnats with his own hands, it would be difficult for him to dig them out again. Looking at the two dead thousand-year-old gnats, he hesitated for a while, wondering whether they should be handed over to Wu Feng. It would be a pity if he really buried them.
Just as he was hesitating, a "Zhi Zhi" sound suddenly sounded in his ear. Although the sound was weak, it sounded like a thunderbolt at the moment. Wu Feng suddenly turned around sharply and ran to the yellow-haired monkey. When I looked down, I saw that the yellow-haired monkey had fully opened its eyes and sat up with support. It looked at Wu Feng pitifully, pointed at the rocks behind it with its monkey paws, and appeared in its eyes again. With a frightened expression, he involuntarily moved closer to Wu Feng.
"Xiao Huang, you finally came back to life, your little life was almost lost!" Wu Feng said happily.
The yellow-haired monkey gave another strange cry of "Zhizhi", pointed to the pair of rocks behind him, then pointed to his own buttocks, and gestured to the appearance of the thousand-year-old gnat that bit it, Wu Feng looked at the yellow-haired monkey. The monkey looked at its buttocks, but saw a wound the size of a little finger on its buttocks, so it understood what the yellow-haired monkey was trying to express. It just wanted to say that the thousand-year-old gnat bit its butt , and then got into the rocks behind him, telling Wu Feng to be more careful.
Wu Feng nodded to the yellow-haired monkey, turned his head to look at the white-haired old man, and asked, "Grandpa Patriarch, Xiao Huang seems to be healed, can I touch it now?"
"Forehead……"
The white-haired old man was still thinking about what to do with the corpses of the two thousand-year-old gnats. Wu Feng was relieved when he asked this question. He glanced at the yellow-haired monkey and saw that although the yellow-haired monkey looked tired But the limbs can already move, obviously the poison in the body has been almost dissolved, so he said: "Okay, the poison in this little beast's body has been completely dissolved, from now on he won't be afraid of any poison, even if it is the most powerful poison in the world." ——"Red Blood Snake" bites it, and it won't be poisoned again, and its blood can cure all poisons, this yellow-haired monkey is also a blessing in disguise, allowing you to pick up another big bargain."
"Hehe..." Wu Feng patted his head with a smirk, and said, "My master told me that stupid people have stupid blessings. I should have fallen to the bottom of the cliff and died. There is a big tree that saved the life of my apprentice and grandson, and then met your patriarch. This is the blessing of a fool. Even this yellow-haired monkey has followed me a lot... Hehe... "
While speaking, Wu Feng picked up the yellow-haired monkey, hugged it into his arms, stroked its head very affectionately and said: "You dead monkey, you won't let me live in peace for a while. Have you been bitten by a thousand-year-old gnat? Let’s see if you dare to stir up trouble again in the future.”
The yellow-haired monkey touched the monkey's butt that was still in pain, grabbed Wu Feng's neck, put his head into Wu Feng's neck, kept rubbing it, and acted like a baby. The intimacy of a monkey looks really touching.
(End of this chapter)
The white-haired old man was stunned for a moment, thinking that this silly boy looks stupid, but in fact he is very shrewd in his heart. If he let this boy bury these two thousand-year-old gnats with his own hands, it would be difficult for him to dig them out again. Looking at the two dead thousand-year-old gnats, he hesitated for a while, wondering whether they should be handed over to Wu Feng. It would be a pity if he really buried them.
Just as he was hesitating, a "Zhi Zhi" sound suddenly sounded in his ear. Although the sound was weak, it sounded like a thunderbolt at the moment. Wu Feng suddenly turned around sharply and ran to the yellow-haired monkey. When I looked down, I saw that the yellow-haired monkey had fully opened its eyes and sat up with support. It looked at Wu Feng pitifully, pointed at the rocks behind it with its monkey paws, and appeared in its eyes again. With a frightened expression, he involuntarily moved closer to Wu Feng.
"Xiao Huang, you finally came back to life, your little life was almost lost!" Wu Feng said happily.
The yellow-haired monkey gave another strange cry of "Zhizhi", pointed to the pair of rocks behind him, then pointed to his own buttocks, and gestured to the appearance of the thousand-year-old gnat that bit it, Wu Feng looked at the yellow-haired monkey. The monkey looked at its buttocks, but saw a wound the size of a little finger on its buttocks, so it understood what the yellow-haired monkey was trying to express. It just wanted to say that the thousand-year-old gnat bit its butt , and then got into the rocks behind him, telling Wu Feng to be more careful.
Wu Feng nodded to the yellow-haired monkey, turned his head to look at the white-haired old man, and asked, "Grandpa Patriarch, Xiao Huang seems to be healed, can I touch it now?"
"Forehead……"
The white-haired old man was still thinking about what to do with the corpses of the two thousand-year-old gnats. Wu Feng was relieved when he asked this question. He glanced at the yellow-haired monkey and saw that although the yellow-haired monkey looked tired But the limbs can already move, obviously the poison in the body has been almost dissolved, so he said: "Okay, the poison in this little beast's body has been completely dissolved, from now on he won't be afraid of any poison, even if it is the most powerful poison in the world." ——"Red Blood Snake" bites it, and it won't be poisoned again, and its blood can cure all poisons, this yellow-haired monkey is also a blessing in disguise, allowing you to pick up another big bargain."
"Hehe..." Wu Feng patted his head with a smirk, and said, "My master told me that stupid people have stupid blessings. I should have fallen to the bottom of the cliff and died. There is a big tree that saved the life of my apprentice and grandson, and then met your patriarch. This is the blessing of a fool. Even this yellow-haired monkey has followed me a lot... Hehe... "
While speaking, Wu Feng picked up the yellow-haired monkey, hugged it into his arms, stroked its head very affectionately and said: "You dead monkey, you won't let me live in peace for a while. Have you been bitten by a thousand-year-old gnat? Let’s see if you dare to stir up trouble again in the future.”
The yellow-haired monkey touched the monkey's butt that was still in pain, grabbed Wu Feng's neck, put his head into Wu Feng's neck, kept rubbing it, and acted like a baby. The intimacy of a monkey looks really touching.
(End of this chapter)
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