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Chapter 670 What a Cold Joke [No.13 More]

"Yeah, there are people again, so you must be the king of the realm, right?"

Sun Wukong looked at the King of Realm who appeared and said excitedly, it was a pet just now, so it must not be a pet, right?
The King of the Realm coughed: "Ahem, yes, I am the King of the Realm, what do you want me for?"

"Can you teach us to practice, we want to practice with you, we want to become stronger!"

Sun Wukong's directness made King Realm stunned, and even Wei Ziqing was stunned. How could anyone be so direct, saying that he wanted the other party to teach and learn as soon as he opened his mouth.

But something happened that made Wei Ziqing's jaw drop, and the king of the world nodded his head: "Yes, but you have to pass the test, otherwise I won't teach you!"

This... is so easy to talk about?

Wei Ziqing was stunned, the king of the realm agreed so easily, there is a problem, there is a problem!

Is that trial difficult?

Absolutely so, yes!
Wei Ziqing was thinking in his heart, and couldn't help asking: "Excuse me, what is the trial?"

Sun Wukong also looked at the king of the realm with a serious face. His trial must be difficult, right?
"No, no, let's not talk about this first..."

King Jie stretched out his finger, shook his head, and approached Wei Ziqing and Monkey King: "Don't you think the joke just now is funny?"

It's a great joke that he actually regards his pet Babrus as the king of the realm.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Wei Ziqing: "..."

The two peeped at each other, a joke?Did the king of the realm tell a joke just now?
"Master Kai, did you tell a joke just now?"

Realm King: "..."

King Jie had black lines on his face, cold sweat left on his face, and coughed awkwardly: "Hmm, you guys were probably too nervous just now, so you didn't seem to pay attention, um, it must be like this, it's really hopeless !"

He shook his head in disappointment: "Alright then, I'll give you some special jokes!"

"Dingling, dingling... Pick up the phone, hello? Hello? No one is talking on the other end of the phone, hahahaha, hahahaha..."

King Kai was gesticulating while talking, as if he was really on the phone. At the end, he covered his stomach and laughed out loud.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Wei Ziqing: "..."

"Haha, this joke is too good, hahaha..."

Wei Ziqing's mouth twitched, is this a joke?

Why does the king of the realm look so stupid?
Yes, idiot, he had to say, that was the only word he could describe.

"Joke? What joke, were you telling a joke just now, Lord Kai?"

Realm King: "..."

"Forget it, let's not talk about it, you don't have a sense of humor, and you don't understand it, but if this is the case, your trial will be very difficult!"

King Kai felt that if he continued speaking, it would be an insult to him, so it was better not to speak.

The faces of Wei Ziqing and Sun Wukong became extremely serious. Is this king of the world finally going to be serious?

"We are ready, please say!"

"Tell jokes, make me laugh, the trial is over, I will teach you, otherwise, you can leave, your brains are too slow, it's a pity, it's a pity..."

puff!
Hearing this, Sun Wukong and Wei Ziqing almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

This... is this the trial of the king of the world?
Tell him a joke?Did they hear correctly?

But seeing the serious look of the king of the realm, why did Wei Ziqing and Sun Wukong feel that this was not a joke.

"However, you have to know that ordinary jokes can't make me laugh!"

The King of Kai said with a serious face.

Sun Wukong was sweating coldly.

Wei Ziqing's mouth twitched.

It is not out of the question to ask them to fight, but telling jokes is definitely the greatest torture for them. Wei Ziqing admits that he does not know how to tell jokes because he has never heard of them.

"It seems that you guys are dying, you'd better go back obediently!"

Seeing that the two were silent with black lines on their faces, the King of Kai said indifferently.

Sun Wukong clenched his fists tightly, clenched his teeth, and said cautiously: "The quilt flew away..."

rumbling...

Wei Ziqing froze, this...is this a joke?

But the next scene almost caused Wei Ziqing to collapse. Hearing this, the king of the realm was frightened to the spot, covering his mouth tightly, trembling all over, he was holding back a smile: " Cotton...quilts fly...fly away..."

Have a show?

Sun Wukong's face was overjoyed, and he almost said, "The dumb cat is asleep!"

woohoo...

The king of the world can't bear it anymore!
"The pencil head is bald!"

"Hahaha, hahaha!"

The king of the realm finally couldn't help but burst out laughing, tears came out of his laughter.

Wei Ziqing stood there dumbfounded, with his mouth wide open, this... is this really a joke?
Is it because I didn't wake up?Or is it that the king of the world is mentally retarded to a certain extent, otherwise, he would laugh so exaggeratedly at such an embarrassing cold joke?
"You must not be an ordinary person, you are a professional, otherwise it would be impossible to tell such a funny joke!"

The King of Realm wiped his tears and looked at Monkey King with admiration in his eyes: "Okay, you passed, I will teach you how to practice!"

He said and looked at Wei Ziqing: "What about you, what's your joke?"

"Wei Ziqing, come on, you can do it!" Sun Wukong looked at Wei Ziqing excitedly, he is so powerful, he will definitely do it!

Wei Ziqing: "..."

The corners of his mouth twitched.

OK?Let's knitting!
How could he possibly tell a joke.

But it’s not okay not to tell jokes. Doesn’t this mean that you can’t practice directly.

No, you have to think about it carefully, Monkey King laughed so happily at such a cold joke, so if you think about it, you should be able to make him laugh, right?

Wei Ziqing was sweating profusely, and his mind kept spinning.

One second, one minute, 10 minutes passed.

Seeing that Wei Ziqing hadn't figured it out for so long, the King of the Realm said in disappointment, "It seems that you can't do it, since this is the case..."

"You...you don't wear pants!"

puff!
Sun Wukong spit out a mouthful of saliva!
The King of Realm felt that the whole world suddenly became blank, only this sentence echoed in his mind, and he stood there blankly, unable to say a word.

No... can't you?

Seeing that Sun Wukong still looks like the king of the realm, Wei Ziqing's heart sank immediately. Sure enough, he still can't tell a joke. Is this joke worse than Monkey King?
Just when Wei Ziqing was disappointed.

"Hahahaha! I can't, I can't, I'm dying of laughter, whoever came to save me, actually said that I didn't wear pants, hahaha, hahaha..."

Jiewang fell to the ground and laughed loudly, and kept hanging on the ground, as if going crazy, laughing until tears came out.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Wei Ziqing: "Are my jokes really that powerful?"

However, I also breathed a sigh of relief in my heart. It seemed that I had succeeded.

(End of this chapter)