There are too many routines for paranoid male gods

Chapter 334 Uncle, You Are So Handsome, Are You Superman?
"I've finished reading all of these, you can watch slowly by yourself." Xia Mengmeng waved to Chi Su after finishing speaking, "The assistant uncle, let's play games together, shall we?"

"..."

Mo Nianchen winked at Chi Su, Chi Su reluctantly nodded and walked towards Xia Ningmen.

"Sit!" Xia Lemon patted the seat in front of her.

Chi Su sat down.

"Uncle assistant, let's play the game of who smiles better... Those who don't smile well will be punished for laughing a hundred times."

"..." Chi Su was speechless, can he quit?

Xia Mengcai didn't pay attention to his expression, and took out a black machine about the size of a mobile phone from her pocket, "This is a smile catcher invented by my brother. Although the color is ugly, it's quite fun. It can be given to you directly. smile score."

"Uncle Assistant, let's start." After Xia Lemon finished speaking, she immediately smiled like a delicate doll.

With a click, the smile catcher immediately displayed the score, 98 points.

"Uncle Assistant, it's your turn, just smile, and just bend the corner of your mouth when facing the camera."

"..." Chi Su twitched the corner of his mouth speechlessly, but couldn't continue talking.

Xia Lemon helped Chi Su press the switch, and the smile catcher directly displayed the score, 23 points.

"Pfft..." Xia Lemon couldn't help but spit, "Uncle assistant, your smile score is really too low, it's almost reached the lowest value, from now on you will be punished for smiling a hundred times."

Xia Ningmeng said, stretching out her hand to pull the corner of his mouth, "Uncle assistant, you have to look like this." She demonstrated as she spoke, pulling the corner of her lip, "Pull the corner of the lip up, so that the muscles on the face will all go up , otherwise it will be very fake and insincere. After you practice a hundred times, your score should improve significantly, come on!"

"..." Chi Su vomited blood.

On the other side, Mo Nianchen was watching the dog blood idol drama, his whole face was wrinkled together, and the center of his brows was condensed into a deep Sichuan character, which couldn't be melted away no matter what.

Do women really enjoy watching this?

vomit.There is simply no way to understand it.

This is too much.

Or kill him.

Xia Ningmen noticed Mo Nianchen's expression, passed Chi Su and said loudly to Mo Nianchen: "Uncle, you need to put yourself into the drama, imagine you as the leading actor in an idol drama, and see how he does it." If you do it, you do it, and you are guaranteed to be right.”

"...Are you sure you are on my side?" Mo Nianchen was suddenly suspicious.

"Of course, otherwise, why would I teach you so much?"

"Why do I feel that the more I look at it, the worse it becomes..."

"That's why you can't catch up with my mommy all the time."

"……is that so?"

"Of course! After you finish reading the whole thing, you will learn to integrate... um..."

"Pass through?"

"Yes, learn to master it well, if you don't feel any sense of disobedience when you take on the role of any leading actor, then you've succeeded!"

"..." He also felt that in that case, he would really succeed and become a psychopath...

After communicating with Mo Nianchen, Xia Ningmen went to look at Chi Su again, "Uncle Assistant, show me a smile. Smile..."

Chi Su immediately raised the corners of his lips instinctively.

"It's still very stiff, but it's much better than before. It's not that scary anymore. Uncle Assistant, you still look pretty when you smile. Come on and pass quickly."

"..." All morning, Xia Ningmen went to worry about Chi Su and then Mo Nianchen, and after worrying about Mo Nianchen, she went to worry about Chi Su. It was just too much fun.

She accidentally caught a glimpse of the clock on the wall, stood up immediately, and said in a hurry: "Ah, it's too bad, it's already this time, I have to go back!"

Mo Nianchen immediately stood up, "Where are you going, I'll see you off."

"Okay, okay, I want to go back to Tan's house." Xia Mengmeng said.

She wanted to rush back before her brother and uncle Tan came back, so as not to let them know that she had gone out.

Mo Nianchen picked up Xia Ningmen and walked out of the house.

Chi Su came back to his senses and hurriedly followed, only to feel that his entire face was numb.

"Uncle Assistant, I'll give you the smile catcher. Practice hard."

"..."

Mo Nianchen carried Xia Ningmen into the luxury car, Xia Ningmen suddenly said: "Ah, bad, my phone and watch are gone."

As she spoke, she rushed out of the car to look for it.

It would be terrible if someone picked her up and Uncle Tan and the others knew she had been out.

"Hey, little guy, slow down..."

"Ah, I see, here..." Xia Mengmeng saw the phone and watch dropped in the middle of the road, and hurried to pick it up.

At this moment, a large garbage truck rushed over from the corner at an astonishingly fast speed, because there were very few vehicles in the vicinity, so the speed of the garbage truck was very capricious, and there was never any deviation...

But this time...

A little girl happened to be standing in the middle of the road...

It's too late for the driver to hit the brakes...

Xia Lemon was stunned when she saw the vehicle.

Mo Nianchen immediately rushed forward, and the car passed by like crazy...

Xia Ningmeng felt that she was being hugged tightly, and she turned around on the ground a few times, her mind went blank...

The car stopped 20 meters away, passing Mo Nianchen and Xia Ningmen.

Just now, Mo Nianchen hugged Xia Ningmen to avoid the wheels of the truck and rolled all the way to the side of the road.

Seeing this shocking scene, Chi Su was stunned.

"Prince, are you okay?"

Mo Nianchen only had a little scratch, but the wound on his injured hand yesterday opened again.

"Little Lemon? Are you okay?"

Xia Ningmen held the phone and watch in her hand, staring at Mo Nianchen in a daze.

"Uncle, you are so handsome, are you a superman? You fly over like lightning..." Xia Lemon was stunned. "I feel like I love you a little more."

Mo Nianchen breathed a sigh of relief, he thought she was injured somewhere, but it turned out that she was stunned by him.

"Is he so handsome?" Mo Nianchen asked with a smile, feeling inexplicably happy for some reason.

"Yeah!" Xia Lemon nodded desperately, "It must be very happy to be your daughter."

Mo Nianchen's smile froze for a moment, as if recalling some unhappy past, he reached out and rubbed Lemon's head, "Fool."

"Uncle, you're bleeding!" Xia Mengmeng's eyes widened. "Uncle assistant, get the medicine box!"

Chi Su didn't know what was wrong with him, but he actually obeyed her order and followed her order by accident.It wasn't until he brought the medicine box over that he froze for a moment, what happened to him just now?
He actually felt that this kid in front of him had a kind of magical power, which made him subconsciously follow her orders! !
At this moment, Xia Lemon has already opened the medicine box neatly, took out the sanitary napkin and alcohol inside, and after disinfecting Mo Nianchen, took the bandage inside neatly and wrapped it around Mo Nianchen's hands, Finally tied into a beautiful bow.

Now it was Mo Nianchen's turn to be surprised, "Little Lemon, where did you learn this trick?"

(End of this chapter)