I don't like the world, I only like you

Chapter 9: A Quarrel With a Capricorn Man Is Probably Like This
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When I was studying, I had a quarrel with him. I don’t remember what the reason was, but we didn’t speak for a long time.One day during the summer vacation, the class leader called me, and wanted to go to the homeroom teacher's house to help her celebrate her birthday, and asked me to contact F.

Reluctantly, I took the initiative to call him, but the mobile phone was turned off, so I had to call his landline, which was answered by his mother, saying that he was not at home and had gone on a trip to Shanghai.

A few days before school started, he called me suddenly and asked what was the matter.

It's been more than a month, this guy's reflex arc is really long!I suddenly remembered that his mother didn't ask my name when he answered the phone last time, and asked him how he knew it was me.

He said: "My mother said that the caller was a girl, and you are the only girl in our class who knows my phone number."

Suddenly he was elated, and the next day he obsequiously offered to buy him breakfast. This guy didn't understand what was going on.

I am such an unprincipled woman.

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It's terrible to piss off a Capricorn man, they don't fight, they just use a complete system of cold violence to throw you to the North Pole.For details, see his four-year cold war with me.

Later I asked him: "Mr. F, how did you get so hard?"

He snorted coldly: "If you forgive too easily, you won't have a long memory."

"Do you know how miserable I am?"

He sighed: "I may not be better off than you."

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Colleague (male) sharing correct steps to fight with girlfriend in office.

Step one: Shut up.No matter what your girlfriend says, you can't talk back. If you can't bear it, you can make a big mess. If you can't help but quarrel, you will have bigger troubles later.

Step [-]: Admit your mistakes, don't ask why, you must take the initiative to admit your mistakes.

The third step: Hug + Confession, hug each other tightly, look into each other's eyes, and say in the most sincere tone of your life: "I'm sorry, I love you."

I took notes silently, and my colleague asked me to go back and let your man learn?I shook my head, no, I learned it, and went back to coax our Capricorn man.

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I said to Mr. F: "Student F, sometimes I feel that our gender is wrong."

"Oh?"

"Really, I'm a man compared to you."

“How come you see?”

"Recall for yourself, which of us gets angry more often?"

"I."

"What does this mean?"

"It means that you often do wrong things."

"Fart! Prove you are stingy."

Once we quarreled, after the quarrel, I called Hao Wuyi and said angrily: "This time he really went too far! After he said that, my blood rushed to my forehead Come on, I almost went mad with anger."

Hao Wuyi immediately asked: "Then what did he say?!"

"He said..." I held the phone and thought for a long time, "Damn, I forgot."

Hao Wuyi scolded me, "You are not arrogant, you are forgetful!"

I learned from experience, and the second time he quarreled with me, I yelled: "Wait a minute!"

Quickly took out the phone, opened the voice memo, and pointed the microphone at him.

"Okay, go on!"

He froze, scolded me for being sick, and burst out laughing.

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It was really a serious fight.

One day when I went shopping, I saw a printed long dress and happily tried it on for him. He shook his head and said it was not good-looking. you buy it."

"But I like it, what's wrong with it not looking good? Can't you pamper me a little bit?"

He said domineeringly: "Didn't you buy the skirt just to show it to me? If I say it's not good, it's not good!"

I was so angry that I called him to stop, "I don't want to talk to you! I want to get out of the car!"

I just heard a "squeak -" brake, I almost hit the windshield, this guy actually stopped the car!
I bite the bullet and pull the door to get out of the car. As soon as my foot hit the ground, he kicked the accelerator and drove away without looking back.

I was so angry, there are so many men in the world, why did I find a chauvin pig with super machismo.After walking a few steps, I found that my bag was still in the car.There was a Starbucks next to it. I went in and asked someone to borrow a mobile phone to call Hao Wuyi. The more I talked, the more I felt wronged, and my tears fell.Hao Wuyi said don't cry, it's just one skirt, my sister will buy you two, wear one and hang it in the closet!

Or women know women best.

Not long after, Hao Wuyi came to pick me up, and the first sentence he said was: "Your man is dying of anxiety, call me and say that I didn't find you when I went back."

I said let me be anxious, I don't care who made him drop him.

Had dinner at Hao Wu's family, chatted gossip and watched Korean dramas, and at ten o'clock, I said I would go home.

"Aren't you two arguing? Don't go back, just sleep with me."

"No, he's on a business trip tomorrow, and I have to go back and pack his luggage."

Hao Wuyi sent me downstairs. The street light downstairs in her house was broken, and suddenly a light came on, and a car with its high headlights turned on to illuminate our way.When I got closer, I was delighted. Isn't this F's car?

He obediently got out of the car and opened the door for me.

I asked him, "When did you come?"

He said, "Just arrived."

Hao Wuyi said: "I bet him that you would sleep at my house, and he said it was impossible, so he must come to pick you up."

I giggled.

Hao Wuyi scolded: "You bastard, get lost!"

I'm going to go home with him.

My temper comes and goes quickly, and I regret it every time I quarrel, scratching my head and thinking how to apologize, and then F told me that he did the same.

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He went to a college reunion and asked if I wanted to join him.

"No, I don't even know each other."

"It's okay, they know you," he said.

I followed, and as soon as I sat down, someone pointed at me and shouted, "Ah! It's you!"

I'm at a loss, what's wrong with me?
"Your QQ profile picture is a rabbit, isn't it?"

"how do you know?"

He was very proud: "Little F visits your space every day, your diary is written like a journal, and he reads every entry verbatim."

I was shocked and asked F: "Then why don't you ever talk to me?!"

I hang on QQ every day and wait for him!

"I haven't forgiven you yet." His arrogant nature broke out.

The classmate continued to break the news: "He is a dead duck with a hard mouth. One night after reading your diary, he came to knock on my door with a drink and asked me to drink with him."

"Hahahaha why?"

"Why else, I know you have a boyfriend. I have an exam the next day, and this bird man dragged me to drink all night, and finally remembered that he held the toilet for a long time and couldn't come out. I went in and took a look. Fuck, the alcohol woke me up..."

F glanced coldly and interrupted him: "That's enough."

That person really didn't say anything.

I was so excited when I heard it, how could I stop there, pestering F to tell me what he was doing.

He put down his chopsticks and said in a calm tone, "I'm crying."

My head "buzzed".

"I was very sad that day. I have never been so sad. I got drunk and cried. That's it. Don't ask about dinner."

He served me a bowl of soup.

How can I eat it, staring at the bowl of soup and wishing I could plunge into it.He always said that he was more difficult than me during the years of separation. I didn't take it to heart, thinking that he was just talking. I never thought that he would secretly pay attention to me every day on the other side of the ocean, and cry because of me. Have a game.

After we went back, we had a serious talk, and he told me not to feel guilty, the matter was over, and I had done nothing wrong.

Having said that, I still felt sorry for him in my heart, so I was extra courteous and responsive to him, and whispered two octaves when speaking in front of him.

Then one day I suddenly remembered, no, I never mentioned boyfriend in the diary.

I asked him, "What did I write at that time?"

"forget."

"Did you read it wrong, I don't remember that I wrote about my boyfriend."

This time he got excited, "You can read the diary on XX, XX, XXXX."

Didn't you say you forgot just now, why don't you slap your face so quickly.

I went to look through the diary of X month XX. It was a very ordinary journal. I was at home on vacation to make dumplings with my mother, and I had a fight with Guan Chao over whether it was stuffed with leeks or celery... nothing unusual.

"What's wrong?" I asked him.

"The last line of the penultimate paragraph."

"This winter is colder than usual, and I don't know if my boyfriend will be frozen at school..."

I was dumbfounded for three seconds, and dropped the mouse: "Damn! That's a dog picked up by our room manager! Call it Boyfriend!"

He was also dumbfounded, and the expression on his face was changing, "Why is it called such a name?!"

"Just take it, she even picked up a cat named Monroe!!!"

"are you crazy!!!!"

"It's not my fault!!!"

"Can't you explain it when you write it!!!"

"Who writes a diary and adds notes!!!"

"You did it on purpose!!!"

"I didn't know you came to read my diary every day like a voyeur!!!"

He held back for a long time without saying a word, stood up and slammed the door and left, this time he was really angry.

……

Call the superintendent tonight.

"You know, that dog you picked up started the biggest fight my husband and I have had since we got married..."

The head of the room held the phone and laughed for a full 10 minutes.

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I can't quarrel with him at all now, most of the time he can choke me to death with a word. When classmate F is serious, he is quite serious. People who are not familiar with him basically evaluate him as: serious, rigorous, and meticulous.

Whenever someone says that, I just want to grab him by the collar and yell you've been lied to ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This guy can act like a baby and be cute, and his tongue is like a stand-up comedy.

For a period of time, he worked overtime every day and didn't come back until two o'clock in the morning.I said, classmate F, you are using the wages of migrant workers to manipulate the chairman's heart.

He lay on the sofa pulling his tie, patted my head and said, "Hey, go cook me a bowl of noodles."

I said: "You have the air of a chairman before you become the chairman."

He said slowly, "I'm not the chairman, I'm not the director."

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I attended a colleague's wedding with him, and I struggled with which dress to wear before going out.

"How about this one?"

"Too short, change to knee-length."

"what about this?"

"The color doesn't look good."

"Then I'll wear that black dress you like."

"You're going to a wedding..."

"what about this?"

"It's beautiful. But if it's too noisy, the bride will be unhappy, right?"

"Then change back to the first one."

I went to change clothes, and heard him sigh outside: "I really don't understand why any man would have an affair? One is enough trouble."

Crazy!Who is in trouble!
009
My friend knew a master who is said to be very accurate in fortune telling. The master read my horoscope and warned me not to wear jade and stone utensils, but to wear gold near water.

I didn't know what "Jin Jinshui" was, and I was embarrassed to expose my ignorance, so I secretly went to ask Hao Wuyi.

"What is Jin Jinshui?"

Hao Wuyi: "Don't you know how to add a comma?! Dai Jin, near water! Said you lack water in the five elements!"

It dawned on me.

Someone smirked beside him, "It's not accurate, you obviously lack intelligence in the five elements."

I bother!

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Recently, my hair loss has been very serious. I lamented while sweeping the floor: "Hey, I heard that a couple in the United States divorced. The reason is that the man really can't stand the house full of hair. You won't divorce me, will you?"

He said: "Don't worry, I must divorce you for more than this reason."

I:"……"

When I looked in the mirror, I found that I was so bald that I could run a horse.I went to a hair stylist and had my hair done again, the middle part became six or four points, and I went home to show off to Mr. F.

"Look! Isn't this better?"

He glanced at me.

"Well, soon you will be able to run two horses on your head."

He can always tear off my rational line quickly, and the reason why he is alive today is because I am too kind!

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Friends commented that he and I are very, very rational people.In fact, I am rationally different from him.He can not rush when encountering things, can fully understand and analyze and then make appropriate plans.And my own rationality comes from my great tolerance and tolerance for people and things. I am a typical avoidant personality. I am most afraid of arguing with others. .

For the first time, he got angry at me and said, "If you are unhappy, you have to say it, don't keep everything in your heart!"

I was inexplicably yelled at by him.Later I realized that others will only praise you for being sensible, gentle and good-tempered, but only those who really care about you will care whether you have been wronged.

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Mr. F is a workaholic. He can’t tell the difference between work time and life time. It’s normal for him to work overtime until the early hours of the morning. Since [-]:[-] in the morning, he has been on the phone constantly, procrastinating and not going out, saying that there is an important mail to be received soon, I wait with him, and the wait lasts for three hours; go to eat at the Michelin restaurant that he has wanted for a long time, and the food is delivered, he Throw me aside and concentrate on talking on the phone.

I couldn't help being furious, "If you answer another call, I'll throw your phone into the sea!"

Knowing that he was wrong, he finally agreed to turn off the phone to me, and played with me for a day in Cao Ying Xin Zai Han.

I woke up in the middle of the night and found that he had disappeared, so I went downstairs to the hotel cafe to look for him.Sure enough, this guy was sitting in a corner holding his computer and looking at documents.

He was very surprised when he saw me, "Why are you awake?"

"You confiscated the phone, but you still upgraded, right?"

"I'll be fine soon, you go to bed first."

I didn't feel sleepy, so I sat next to him, and it seemed like it was an urgent matter for him to make a phone call.

After hanging up the phone, he said to me, "There is something I want to discuss with you."

"You want to go back early?"

He nodded, and immediately explained: "There is really a hurry..."

"Row."

He froze: "That's it?"

"How else?"

"Aren't you angry?"

"A little angry, but not particularly angry. It's not too angry when you think you're going to work."

He got excited: "Then what situation will you be angry?"

I thought about it seriously, "I would be really angry if you messed with other women behind my back instead of going to work. But you are so busy that you probably don't have time. I have the time and energy to mess around." The one who did it, thinking about it this way, classmate F, your marriage situation is quite dangerous."

"..."

(End of this chapter)