I don't like the world, I only like you

Chapter 6 My Dear Hao Wuyi
001
Hao Wuyi is my girlfriend and high school classmate.She was born on May [-]st, and anyone who knows the origin of her name will say that your parents are too easy, Hao Wuyi sighed, yes, fortunately I was not born on March [-]th.

It is said that Hao Wuyi suffered from a very serious illness when she was a child and almost died, so her parents have no requirements for her in studies, as long as she is in good health and able to jump and jump, Hao Wuyi is also very competitive. He never fell out of the bottom three and played very steadily.

Her father is not in a hurry either, he always says it's okay, in the future, father will pay the school selection fee to let you enter X Middle School.The children of our generation grew up listening to the teaching that "entering X middle school is equivalent to stepping into the threshold of a key university with one foot", but later we all found that whether we can be admitted to a university has little to do with this foot.

Hao Wuyi played boldly for three years. In the year of the senior high school entrance examination, the Education Bureau suddenly reformed, stipulating that school selection fees are not allowed, and what school can be admitted to according to the score of the test.Their whole family was dumbfounded, and her father had nothing to do with it for a long time. It was not until our principal cleverly changed the "school construction fee" that Hao Wuyi stepped into the gate of X Middle School.

002
When I first entered the school, I was under a lot of pressure. In junior high school, I was still in the top ten. Only when I came here did I realize that there are people out there. Everywhere I look, I am a top student. Compared with them, I am not a scumbag.

So I was very kind to Hao Wuyi. I helped her buy breakfast, accompanied her on duty, and picked out meat for her, which made her deeply understand the love of classmates. Even today, she tears when she mentions it.I really didn't have the heart to tell her, but it was actually because I was afraid that she would transfer schools—at least I wouldn't be at the bottom with her.

One time I took a math test, I was very unsure, Hao Wuyi sat behind me, and she passed the paper up when I handed in the paper, I was shocked immediately, she filled all the big questions in the back!I'm in front of my eyes and I think it's over. This time I will definitely be the last one.

Classmate F went to help the teacher correct the paper after class, and came back and said to me, "Don't worry, you are better than her."

I said don't comfort me, I saw that she wrote it all.

Student F's face was full of black lines: "She didn't answer a question, and copied the question five times."

003
Hao Wuyi and I both have small hobbies. I like to collect beautiful wrapping paper, and she likes to collect beautiful notebooks.At the beginning of each semester, she will prepare five or six new notebooks, and solemnly write "Chinese Notes", "Mathematics Notes", "English Notes" and so on. After carefully memorizing five pages, she can't hold on and will use them all for drawing Backgammon.

We used to pass notes in class and exchange all kinds of gossip, and everyone tore them up with scratch paper.Only Hao Wuyi specially prepared a script for this purpose.

This book can be called a biography of gossip in my class. It records in detail who fell in love with whom, who broke up with whom, and who became whose mistress...

Later, this notebook was unfortunately captured by the head teacher, and all the secrets in the class were known by the head teacher. Everyone wanted to strangle Hao Wuyi to death.

004
For a while, it was popular to wear Nike sneakers in the class. The Air Force One model seemed to cost more than 400 yuan.At times like this, I really hate that I am not an only child. My mother has a limited budget, and I know it is not easy for her to earn money.Guanchao has a sweet mouth and can act like a baby. I pestered my mother to buy him first, so I couldn't bear to ask for another pair.

It’s a lie to say that I don’t mind it. I’m at the age of [-] or [-] when my vanity is at its strongest. When I see other people wearing famous brands while I’m wearing a brand name that costs tens of dollars, I feel a little bit unconfident. .

One day in physical education class, the girls chatted together during free activities. Everyone talked about the new Nike sneakers, and then found that almost everyone in the class was wearing Nike or Adidas.Suddenly a girl said, no, Qiao Yi is not.

Someone pointed to the shoes on my feet and asked, what brand are you?
At that moment, it was as if I was found out that I had done something wrong. I blushed and didn't know how to answer.

Hao Wuyi next to me bought a popsicle, broke half of it for me, sat down and said carefreely: "My mother said that Nike shoes are hard and expensive, and it's my prodigal stuff who cheated."

It makes other people's faces embarrassing.

After that, she seldom wore Nikes anymore, and spent all day with me wearing brand-name shoes to have fun.

One year, Hao Wuyi celebrated her birthday, and I gave her a pair of shoes. I drank too much that night, and I told her that I always remembered that she helped me out.She widened her eyes and forgot all about it: "It really happened? Why don't I remember at all? Oh yes! My mother did call me a prodigal, I remember this very clearly."

Some people are full of anger and malice because they have never been treated with tenderness.I believe that I can always be gentle, because I met kind people when I was young.

005
There are two sets of school uniforms in our school, one is blue and the other is red.Once the leaders of the Education Bureau came to inspect, and the class teacher repeatedly emphasized that we must wear red school uniforms uniformly.I don't know if Hao Wuyi didn't hear it or forgot, anyway, when Monday came, the whole school was brightly red, and she was the only one wearing a blue school uniform, which stood out very conspicuously in the line.

The head teacher was so angry that he scolded her in the corridor, "Our school can't be rated as excellent just because of you. You are just a rat shit that ruined a pot of soup. I will give you a major demerit..."

No matter how careless Hao Wuyi was, she was still a girl. She kept her head down and tried not to cry when being scolded in front of so many people.I wanted to comfort her, but hesitated for a while, because we had a big fight before, and I can't remember the specific reason for it now, but I remember that breaking up with a girlfriend is no less sad than breaking up with a lover.

After the first class that day, he was suddenly notified to gather downstairs. Everyone guessed that it must be because of the school uniform. The principal wanted to lecture. Hao Wuyi was so frightened that his face turned pale.The head teacher drove everyone downstairs to line up, and I was the only one left in the class. At that moment, I made a decision—for the sake of my friends, I decided to be punished together.

I changed into a blue school uniform and walked into the team. F was very surprised because I was wearing his school uniform. He often didn't bother to take it home, and the school uniform was stuffed in the desk box.

When Hao Wuyi saw me, he was stunned for a moment, and then wept loudly.When I saw her cry, I cried too, maybe because I was afraid that I would really be recorded as a big mistake.If it's a movie, if you take an overhead shot at this time, you can see two small blue dots crying face to face in a sea of ​​red, like crazy.Even the headmaster who was lecturing on the rostrum stopped and stared at the two of us dumbfounded.

Of course, we were not demerited and only punished for cleaning for a month.Hao Wuyi told me that it was the most embarrassing experience for her growing up, but because I made her memory so warm, she felt at that time that I must be her lifelong friend.

006
Hao Wuyi was particularly partial to subjects. The three subjects of Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry were not as high as the one subject of Chinese. In the second year of high school, it was rumored that the school would divide key classes into parallel classes, and Hao Wuyi began to worry.

Mr. F is a good baby and must go home on time. I brought Guanchao to tutor Hao Wuyi, and then my nightmare began...

Usually something like this:

Guanchao posed a question.

Hao Wuyi is still reading the title.

Guanchao has already finished writing the answer ideas.

Hao Wuyi: "What did you write? I can't understand it at all."

Guanchao: "I don't even understand this?! I've already written it in great detail."

I stretched my head to see, damn, it takes five steps to answer the question, Mr. Guanchao jumped directly from the first step to the last step, completely unable to understand where he calculated his answer.

Later, we concluded that Guanchao has his own thinking, which only he can understand, and we can’t say anything about him. If we talk about him, he will get angry and throw the table and leave, calling you stupid.

Usually I just shut up in this situation. According to my past experience, arguing with him is time-consuming and labor-intensive, and the chances of winning are very small.But Hao Wuyi is different. Hao Wuyi will never admit defeat. He just rubbed against a bullfight and went up. I sat back and copied while studying how the first step was calculated to the fifth step.

This is also a special way of getting along.

007
Guanchao grew up with me, he has no concept of gender.Once I, Mr. F, Hao Wuyi and Guanchao went home together. Mr. F and I walked in the front, Guanchao was in the middle, and Hao Wuyi was at the end. Halfway through, Hao Wuyi suddenly stopped and called me.

"Joe one, did you bring that?"

"what?"

She made a mouth shape.

I am at a loss.

Guanchao said, "Sanitary napkins."

"What?" I didn't hear clearly.

"Hao Wuyi asked if you brought sanitary napkins, her aunt is here!" Guanchao said in a resonant voice.

Hao Wuyi instantly petrified, and even Wannian Bingshanlian F's face blushed...

008
Hao Wuyi has a childhood sweetheart boyfriend who is four years older than her and is studying in college.Their parents have a very good relationship, and sometimes they directly call each other in-laws.Probably because of being spoiled by a boyfriend, Hao Wuyi has always been heartless and careless, but in the first year of high school, the boy suddenly broke up with Hao Wuyi.

Hao Wuyi was very sad. She lost a lot of weight and lost her mind for half a month. One night, she suddenly called me and said that she would have a good talk with the boy tomorrow, and finally asked mysteriously: "Do you know how to put on makeup?" ?"

Of course I don't, ask her why she wears makeup.

She said: "I want to appear in front of him with the most beautiful appearance."

So the next day Hao Wuyi stole a bunch of her mother’s cosmetics and came to my house. We tossed all morning and put on a makeup that we thought was beautiful but was actually too ugly. I praised her Chinese Paris, she Praise me as Mainland Guilun Magnesium.Guanchao on the side couldn't listen anymore, saying that the friendship between you girls is really hypocritical.

I said what do you know, why do you want a girlfriend?Just to satisfy vanity!
China Paris went to negotiate with her boyfriend. I don’t know the process. In the end, Hao Wuyi cried heartbreakingly and refused to go home. The boy found my number from her mobile phone, and I took Guanchao to pick her up.

I still remember that when the sun was dark and the wind was high, we found Hao Wuyi by the river. She had a runny nose and tears, her hair was disheveled, and the makeup on her face became a color palette. , I thought it was a Kappa that came out of nowhere.

009
The boy later made a particularly unreasonable request. He said that as long as Hao Wuyi stacked 99 lucky stars as a gift before his birthday, he agreed to reconcile.

But there is only less than a week left before the boy’s birthday. Hao Wuyi is doing the folding every day, and I help her. Later, the girls sitting around us found out about this and offered to help. Classes are stacking!The few who are clumsy and can't fold (such as student F) will help count and report how many pieces are left on a regular basis.

That week was amazing. As soon as the get out of class bell rang, our class was quiet. No one went out to play. Everyone was busy stacking lucky stars and helping Hao Wuyi wholeheartedly. It is about to go to the battlefield, and we are all comrades-in-arms side by side.

Recalling this scene now is really weird. In the quiet classroom, everyone lowered their heads and muttered words. Those who didn’t know it thought that our class was holding some kind of sacrifice collectively.

Finally, before the boy’s birthday, our whole class collected 99 lucky stars. Hao Wuyi bought a huge vase. After school that day, everyone didn’t leave. The vase spread throughout the class, and everyone loved it. Put the lucky stars that I folded into it, and finally return it to Hao Wuyi's hands, a bottle full.

Hao Wuyi took this bottle of Lucky Star to find his boyfriend. The boy was very shocked. At that time, he made this request in order to make her quit. Unexpectedly, she actually did it.They still broke up, but Hao Wuyi said that it was strange that she was not sad at all on the way home with that bottle of Lucky Star.

Later, in the third year of high school, a senior got leukemia. The school called on each class to hold a charity sale, and the money from the sale was donated to the senior.We suggested that Hao Wu should sell that bottle of Lucky Star.On the day of the bazaar, our whole class and Hao Wu carried a large bottle of Lucky Star to the playground, which attracted everyone's attention, which was really cool.

This bottle of Lucky Star was finally bought by our class teacher and kept in his office.Some classmates went back to see him this year and said that the bottle of Lucky Star was still there.Looking back and thinking about it, when our whole class collectively folded stars and became the scene of the whole grade, he, who is known for being harsh and mean, turned a blind eye. Maybe he was also infected by us. We are pure and full of enthusiasm, rebellious and innocent, that is really the best of us.

010
One day when I was drinking with Hao Wuyi, my classmate Hao Wuyi had countless blind dates, but they never settled down. I asked her why, and she said, "I have a psychological barrier."

Me: "Ah?! What obstacle?"

Hao Wuyi: "It takes a little time to fall in love with someone, and I always find out that the other person is an idiot during this time."

Me: "Hahahaha, I am the opposite of you. I married Mr. F quickly because I was worried that he would find out that I was an idiot."

Mr. F tilted his head and listened for a long time, and finally said: "No wonder I always feel that something is wrong. It turns out that I was touched..."

011
Hao Wuyi is now working in a publishing house. One day, he accompanied her to a bookstore to do research. When he saw Li An’s book, Hao Wuyi sighed with emotion: “I really want to make a book about celebrities. I don’t even need to write a copy on the cover. The author's name sells."

I said, "That's true. You worked hard to make a book by Zhang Yimou, which is also the effect."

"There are too many editors in China who want to be editors of Zhang Yimou's books, and I can't grab them. I think you and F are both potential stocks. When you become famous in the future, you must pass on your autographs to me."

"I don't seek to make progress so much, it's impossible to count on me."

"Of course I don't count on you. It's enough for F to be famous. When the time comes, your book will be the first biography of Mr. F's first wife, a well-known entrepreneur."

"Wait, why the first term? Does he have a second term?"

"That's not necessarily the case. The more money you make, the more you will be tempted. I plan to publish all his first, second, third and fourth appointments in his autobiography and make a series, which will definitely sell well."

"Goodbye, I plan to break up with you now."

012
Send a WeChat message with Hao Wuyi, and make an appointment to watch Zhang Zhen's new movie on the weekend.

She: "How can this man be so handsome for decades!"

Me: "The male god is forever, and Zhang Zhenyong is passed on."

She: "When I become a rich woman, the first thing I will do is to take care of him."

Me: "It should cost a lot of money to keep Zhang Zhen!"

She: "It's fine if you can't sleep for one night."

Me: "Then we have to work hard to make money."

Mr. F who listened silently to the whole process suddenly said: "When you earn enough money, Zhang Zhen will no longer have sexual function."

013
F and I decided to get married. Everyone told me that we will be together for a hundred years. Only Hao Wuyi held my hand and said solemnly, "Honey, I will stand by your side for whatever you do. I'll buy you running shoes, too."

Mr. F stared at her countless times.

She is my classmate, girlfriend, bridesmaid, godmother of my children, and we are still bed partners in nursing homes when we are 80 years old. We sit in wheelchairs every day to see handsome men. She is my dearest Hao Wuyi.

(End of this chapter)