I don't like the world, I only like you

Chapter 4 The Daily Life of the Brothers and Sisters

001
I have a brother named Guanchao. He is one year older than me. Although he was born to the same parents, we are not alike at all.He was smarter than me since childhood.When I was young, my toys were building blocks, and his toys were rheostats and ammeters. I was still learning the multiplication formula, and he had already started to memorize the periodic table of elements.He discussed with the teacher whether the magnetic field generated by the moving charge violated the law of energy conservation, and I couldn't even understand the punctuation marks.

More than once I suspected that he had two brains—stolen my one.

When I was young, what I envied most was the only child. Guanchao fought with me since we were young, and he never let me.Last year, my cousin gave birth to a second child, and the elder son was depressed. While eating the full moon wine, he smiled and said to others, congratulations, and she can be blamed for doing wrong things in the future-this shows how miserable I was when I was a child.

002
When I was young, Guanchao always bullied me, didn't take me to play, and even robbed me of snacks.At that time, I was much fatter than him, and I had an overwhelming advantage in fighting. If I couldn't win, I would use violence.But this guy is an acting school, before I raised my fist, he immediately fell to the ground when he saw my mother approaching, hugging his head, lying on the ground and crying in pain, the whole process was done smoothly and smoothly.

So I was beaten by my mother.

Of course, when I was smart, my mother taught us to write. I didn't learn my own name, but I learned to write his. I wrote "Tomb of Watching the Tide" on the ice cream handle after eating, and then inserted it in my house. in the flower pot...

So he was beaten again.

Brothers and sisters should have many types, such as loving each other, loving siblings, and being bored with each other. Guanchao and I belong to the category of childhood to adulthood.

Watching the tide's cheap mouth is an innate skill, and it was born in the womb.When I was a child, I was a real fat person. In winter, my mother was afraid that we would be cold, so she put on a lot of clothes for us, watching the tide without wearing any clothes, and I turned into a round ball.

Guanchao said worriedly: "What will you do when you get married in the future? Other brides wear wedding dresses like princesses, but you are just a bun..."

So much so that I often have nightmares, dreaming that I will marry me in a tuxedo mask, and we will take oaths in the church, and the priest said that now the groom can kiss the bride.

The evening dress mask slowly lifted my veil, and found a pork and cabbage bun inside...

After studying, I lost weight inexplicably, and I have maintained it until now.I weighed myself a few days ago and sent him a photo very proudly: "Look, it's less than ninety~"

He replied: "I don't weigh more than [-], either flat chested or short, you take it all~"

003
I read early, and I was in the same class as Guanchao in elementary school and junior high school.Guanchao is very smart, and he can take the first place in the exam without listening to the class. I always thought that my brother was invincible-until I met F in high school.

These two people are like hit and miss, every time the test F can be a little bit higher than Guanchao.On the surface, Guanchao didn't care, but in fact, he was brooding in his heart.

The first time they met was after school one day, and I was waiting on the playground to watch the tide and go home after playing basketball. F came to me, as if I had taken his book away.

The tide-watchers on the field didn't know what kind of psychology they had, so they rushed over to talk to them.I flipped through my schoolbag next to me and heard the conversation between the two of them as follows:
"Leave?" (obviously looking for something to say)

F didn't reply to him, his face was full of "who are you?" expression.

"I'm a tide watcher from Class 9." (Self-reported family background, full of confidence)
"Who?"

"You don't know me?" (shocked)

F shook his head expressionlessly.

"We went to a special training class for Mathematics Olympiad together, and I was the monitor, don't you remember?"

F continued to be expressionless.

"You really don't remember? Every time I take the exam, I sit behind you (our exams are arranged according to the ranking). In the first monthly exam, I was five points lower than you, and the second time was eight points. Last time I almost overtook you." , just one point away."

F continued to look at him innocently, I guess he must have said something to relieve the embarrassment, but this task was really too difficult for him, he thought for a long time before he could say anything.

"Then make persistent efforts."

Then he took the book from my hand, waved his sleeves and floated away, leaving behind a stunned gaze.

004
When I was young, a reporter came to my house to interview, it seemed that I won some kind of award for watching the tide.

I still remember the appearance of that reporter, especially pretending, first asking Guanchao to help my mother beat her back, and then asking Guanchao to help me with my homework.He was snapping pictures next to him.

Are you kidding, Guanchao doesn't know how to teach me to do homework at all, am I helping him do his homework well?
Later, the reporter said that he wanted to take pictures of the certificates of appreciation. Perhaps in his heart, the walls of the homes of the three good students were all pasted with certificates of merit.But our family really didn’t have any, and we threw away the certificates and trophies of Guanchao when we brought them back.

The most exciting part of the day was when the reporter asked at the end of the day: "Can you share some of your learning experience with you?"

Guanchao thought for a long time and said, "No."

"Then why do you come out on top every time?"

The old man blurted out: "Because others are too stupid."

005
Guanchao is very narcissistic, immersed in the fantasy of "I'm the most handsome" all day long, and he feels that he is liked by girls who look at him more often. In his heart, everyone who looks at him likes him, and those who don't look at him are shy Shy and embarrassed to look at him.

He used to have a crush on a distant cousin of our family. The cousin was a beautiful bad girl who dropped out of high school before finishing high school. When girls of the same age were still studying in disgrace, she had already learned how to make up and soak. In the bar, Guan Chao was completely fascinated by her.He said to me more than once: "Big breasts are worthy of being called a woman, how about you?" He glanced at me in disgust, "At best, I can only be regarded as a female."

I vomited blood from his anger.

006
Mr. F seldom uses WeChat, and the circle of friends is not updated for thousands of years. It is rare to post a photo. The content is: overtime, busy

Here's a quick reply:
Colleague A: Is Young Master F still working overtime? My sister-in-law will feel distressed when she sees it

Reply A: She is asleep.

Colleague B: You actually took the initiative to post photos!
Reply B: Yes.

Classmate C: You are going to fight for tomorrow with your youth.

Reply C: No.

Classmate D: You are the most promising in our class, relying on you to honor the ancestors

Reply D: I dare not.

Guanchao: Business trip?
Reply Guanchao: Yes.

Guanchao: Where's my sister?

Reply Guanchao: In Chiang Mai.

Guanchao: Do ​​you trust her to play alone?Watch out for my wife being abducted
Reply Guanchao: It's all right.

Guanchao: You spoil her too much, she will climb up the ladder

Reply Guanchao: No.

Guanchao: Damn, can you reply me a few more words? !

Reply Guanchao: No.

Guanchao: Forget it, I will come to Beijing next month, you can spare time to drink with me

Reply Guanchao: Good.

Qiao Yi replied to Guanchao: OK, OK, I'll pick you up! !Drink and call me! ! ! !

Reply to Qiao Yi: Why are you still up?

Qiao Yi: I can't sleep. I've been lying on the bed for two hours. I want to buy sleeping pills. I don't know where there is a pharmacy.

Reply to Joe 10: Do not take medicine, ask the room service for a cup of hot milk, drink it and go to sleep, turn off the phone, and I will call you in [-] minutes to check.

Tide Watch: Damn it! ! !You are so fucking discriminating! ! !
007
I told Guanchao that I think F has changed.

"how?"

"When I was young, he was very kind to me. He helped me copy my homework, brought me cakes, and covered me when I was sleeping in class. He was the first to stand up if anyone dared to bully me. But now, he changes his ways all day long. My son bullied me, teased me, crushed me with IQ, I was not as smart as him, I couldn't quarrel with him, and I didn't earn as much as him, and I couldn't beat him when he brought a young and beautiful mistress back, so I had to pack up and go back to my mother's house. "

Guanchao hurriedly interrupted me: "This kind of thing is impossible."

"Don't comfort me, the situation is very serious now."

"I mean, your natal family will never take you in."

I was so angry that I complained to my mother, I said Guanchao is my brother, I really didn't give it away for phone bills?

My mother thought about it seriously and said, "You should be buying one and getting one free in this situation."

008
I had an awkward fight with Mr. F, and I forgot the specific reason, so I complained to Guanchao.

He gloated over the phone. "I told you not to get married so early. If you want to get married, you were still a cute lovelorn girl before you got married. Now you can only be a divorced woman."

I was so scared that I immediately went home and reconciled with Mr. F.

Guanchao is also very proud, saying that he has special persuasion skills.

009
When we were in elementary school, the Water Margin card in Little Raccoon was very popular. People in the 1990s should remember it, and almost everyone was collecting it.At that time, Guanchao and I didn't have much pocket money.But the tide watching memory is very good, the kind of photographic memory, he watched "Water Margin" once, and went to school to tell stories to others the next day, telling a story in exchange for a card, just like that, he actually collected a hundred and ten eight.

Later, I accidentally found this set of cards from the box under the bed and called Guanchao. Guanchao lamented that this was his childhood, childhood.

Guanchao: "Do you know why I did that at that time?"

Me: "Isn't it because you want to show off your amazing memory?"

"No, do you remember that you liked Lin Chong at that time, and Cheng Jiajia was the only one in the class. You asked her to show you and she refused to let you buy it yourself. I was very angry, but I had no money, so I had to Do it."

I was so moved that I immediately agreed to help him buy the mechanical keyboard he had wanted for a long time.

At night, I told F about this with tears in my eyes, and suddenly slapped my thigh while talking: "Damn! I was cheated!"

F looked up and asked what was wrong.

I gritted my teeth: "I just remembered, Cheng Jiajia transferred away in the second grade!"

The Water Margin hero card is only popular in the fourth grade!
010
He accompanied me to go shopping, I fancy a cup, 35 each.I counter-offer: "Boss, please make it cheaper, give me two for eighty."

The boss was happy: "Girl, you also raised the price for me."

I suddenly realized: "Oh, I made a mistake."

Guanchao said beside him, "I'm sorry, my sister had an appendix operation when she was ten years old."

The boss asked if it had something to do with the cup?

"The doctor accidentally took out her brain too." He said slowly.

……

I filed a complaint with F at night, and I said, "Your Majesty, you have to make decisions for your concubines."

He said, "Okay, I'm going to help you bully me back."

Two people closed the door and played Xbox all night in the study.

The next day Guanchao told me with bloodshot eyes: "Your man abused me all night."

That's right, why does it sound so strange?

011
Pick him up at the airport on New Year's Eve.

I haven't seen him for a year, but Grandpa Guanchao still has the same demeanor, striding forward wearing sunglasses, and I trot behind with a cart of luggage.

When I got in the car, I said, "Don't you give your sister a hug? I got up at six o'clock to pick you up."

He: "There's nothing to hug, unless you reimburse me for the air ticket."

Me: "Go away!"

When he got home, he lay down on the chair and shouted loudly, "Mom, I'm hungry."

I slapped him on the head: "You have to eat and cook yourself."

Mom said in the kitchen that lunch would be ready soon.

I also shouted at the top of my voice: "Mom, you are biased, you have been used to him since you were a child."

"If you have the ability, don't eat it."

"Bah! People who come home after Chinese New Year's Eve are not qualified to say that."

"A person who doesn't call home for a month is eligible?"

Years ago I was so busy with work that I kept forgetting to call my mom, this guy was so well informed.

Mom came out with the dishes and said with a smile, "Don't bully my sister."

I immediately complained: "Ah, you are just a bitch!"

He got up with a grunt, and said seriously: "Mom, can you tolerate having an unfilial daughter, but can't you tolerate having a mean-spirited son?"

Mother's fate is so tragic...

012
I went to Laofengxiang to buy bracelets for my mother and my mother-in-law. The two I picked were not cheap. When I was paying, I suddenly thought that F’s little niece was almost [-] days old, so I bought another longevity lock.

Suddenly, I felt that my purse was quite empty.He said to Guanchao pitifully: "Brother, can we have half and half of mother's bracelet?"

"Aren't you awake yet?"

"Are you my brother?"

"No, you picked it up. I didn't tell you because I was afraid that you would feel inferior." He made serious nonsense.

"Hey, you still paid for the phone bill!"

"You're the last prize in the scratch-off."

"You're a bonus when you buy a toothbrush."

The teller grinned, "You two have such a good relationship."

"Who has a good relationship with him?!" We both said in unison.

013
When I was in the sixth grade, I got a very strange disease called scoliosis. The spine of a normal person is a straight line. Unfortunately, my spine became S-shaped.It was sudden, and the cause has not been found so far. It is a natural disaster and a man-made disaster.

Although I can say this now with a smile, it was really, really desperate back then.Because of the illness, my whole body was severely deformed, my heart and lungs were squeezed, and if it continued to deteriorate, I might even become paralyzed.

And surgery requires a lot of money, and the family can't afford it.

My deepest memory of that time is that I would hide in the quilt and cry every day, but I didn’t dare to make a sound. After crying, I woke up the next day and continued to pretend to be cheerful and indifferent, because I was afraid that my mother would be sad—she had already blamed herself enough. .

I suffer from insomnia every night, and the theme of my insomnia is how to commit suicide. One night, Guanchao suddenly climbed onto my bed and said to me seriously: "Do you know that jumping off a building is only possible if your head falls and your brain pops out?" Died immediately, many people died after breaking their bones and breaking their internal organs, struggling on the ground for a long time and watching their own blood flow out."

He talked endlessly all night about drowning, cutting his wrists, hanging himself...

I was under tremendous physical and psychological pressure. After two years of suffering like this, my mother borrowed money and saved enough money, and I was finally on the operating table.

I finally breathed a sigh of relief, but I didn't know that the risk of this operation was actually very high. The doctor said that the possibility of death during the operation could not be ruled out, and my mother signed the preoperative agreement crying.

After the operation, I stayed in the ICU for eight hours. Guanchao said that it was the most torturous eight hours in his life.He said that he was standing in the corridor of the hospital at that time, thinking very seriously, if I didn't make it through, he would change my name to mine and continue to live in this world for me.

Fortunately, the operation was successful, and I can still jump up and down.

I remember one detail very clearly.In order to drain the remaining blood from the operation, the doctor buried a 30-centimeter drainage tube next to my spine, which will be pulled out ten days after the operation.

I am a person who can bear pain very much. I kept clenching my teeth during the extraction, and I could clearly feel the tube in my body rubbing against the bone and moving inch by inch, causing my whole body to tremble with pain.Guanchao has been holding my hand by the side.After about 10 minutes, the whole root was finally pulled out. Guanchao was still holding my hand. I asked him to let go, but he didn't respond. I looked up, and my first reaction was that I thought I was wrong.

He actually cried.

He lowered his head, shrugged his shoulders and sobbed, still holding my hand and refusing to let go.

Later, I always used this matter to hurt him, and I said that you are too embarrassing. You are a big man crying in front of so many people.

I thought he would fight back as usual, but he said: "Yeah, my sister is too strong, and my brother can't help her with anything but cry for her."

No matter how much it hurts, I can bear it down. Why does my nose hurt so much when he says a word?

(End of this chapter)