Legend of Yunxi: Genius Little Poison Concubine

Chapter 483 So Doctor Gu Can Tell Jokes

The door of the Gu Mansion has been closed all year round, and basically it has never been opened for anyone.

Gu Beiyue holds a high position, but stands alone, not involved in the administration, not making friends with any forces in the court, not even ordinary human relations.

In the imperial court, there were many dignitaries in the palace who flattered, flattered, and even threatened Gu Beiyue. However, the door of the Gu family has never been opened to anyone.

Doctor Gu said that if you need anything, please go to the Tai Hospital.

However, today, he personally opened the main gate to welcome Han Yunxi.

Such a special case, Han Yunxi didn't know about it, she just regarded it as Gu Beiyue's courtesy, and Gu Beiyue was indeed very respectful, as soon as the door opened, he bowed and saluted, "The princess is here, it's a shame to welcome her, it's a crime for me to be an official .”

"Free gift!"

Han Yunxi has long been used to Gu Beiyue like this, she glanced at Gu Qisha, "Are you still leaving?"

"Go? Where are you going?" Gu Qisha pretended to be stupid.

"Doctor Gu doesn't welcome you." Han Yunxi was very rude.

"Oh, my lord, Qin Wang dumped you, you go to him, don't take your anger on me." Gu Qisha sighed helplessly.

This guy is really cheap, no wonder Han Yunxi doesn't want to see him.

Han Yunxi was in a fit of anger, but when she heard this, her face darkened, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Gu Qisha became serious, "Girl, if I don't joke with you, Long Feiye is not a good guy."

"Are you a good thing?" Han Yunxi asked back.

"You didn't see him and that little junior sister..."

Before Gu Qisha finished speaking, Han Yunxi interrupted in a cold voice, "Your Highness is just in a hurry. If you talk nonsense again, be careful that I will poison your mouth!"

"Tsk tsk tsk!" Gu Qisha sneered, "The princess is so generous!"

"You're nothing!" Han Yunxi didn't forget to curse back.

Stubborn, even though her heart was full of depression, her face was still arrogant, and she defended Long Feiye to the end!The internal conflicts of the couple are resolved internally, no need for outsiders to talk too much!
Gu Qisha seemed really angry, "Smelly girl, that [-]% antidote is actually..."

Helpless, Gu Qisha hadn't explained yet, but Gu Beiyue interrupted, "My lord, it's windy at the door, please come inside."

In summer, the wind is strong?
Only then did Han Yunxi calm down, knowing that it was not proper to make a lot of noise at the gate.

"Stop him!"

She left this sentence and strode into the door.

Gu Qisha wanted to follow, but Gu Beiyue quickly blocked him with her body, "Master Yaogui..."

"Go away!" Gu Qisha was not polite.

Gu Beiyue still smiled gently, and said in a low voice, "Master Yaogui, what's wrong with the princess?"

Gu Qisha originally planned to climb over the wall, but seeing Gu Beiyue's attitude, he was surprised, "None of your business?"

Gu Beiyue pretended not to hear it, and said, "I have seen the blueprint of the Medicine Ghost Hall, and I have mentioned it to my empress. The matter of the warehouse is up to you, my lord. I wonder if your lord has seen it?"

"You made those changes?" Gu Qisha asked.

"That's right, compared to Lord Yaogui, I can be regarded as an outsider, and if something is inappropriate, I will make you laugh."

Gu Beiyue spoke slowly with a good temper. During this time, Han Yunxi had already walked away. Gu Qisha didn't realize that Gu Beiyue was deliberately delaying time, and sneered, "You still have some skills! Why didn't you go back to the medical clinic?" Go to the hospital? With your grandfather's relationship and your current position, how come you have to be sealed as a sixth-rank?"

"To be honest, my lord, I'm not very interested in medical school..." Gu Beiyue whispered.

Gu Qisha never took Gu Beiyue seriously, but when he heard this, he looked at Gu Beiyue again. In his eyes, any doctor who is not interested in medical school is a good doctor!

He laughed loudly, "You have kind! I like you!"

Gu Beiyue smiled slightly, and chatted with Gu Qisha about the medical school. While talking, Gu Beiyue said, "Master Yaogui, it's windy at the door, please come inside."

Gu Qisha walked in just like that, and at this time, Han Yunxi was brought into the garden of the Gu family by the little things.

Han Yunxi came here once before, came and left in a hurry, and didn't know that there was such a herb garden hidden in Gu Beiyue's house.

Every plant and tree in the garden is full of medicinal materials, and all of them are flowering herbs.

It was midsummer, and the garden was full of small colorful flowers, and the air was filled with a faint fragrance of medicinal herbs. Stone paths, lawns, flower bushes, and tree shades were peaceful and beautiful.

No matter how irritable emotions are, they will be gently soothed here.

Han Yunxi finally understood why the little thing ran here every day. She sat down on the swing under the big tree and swayed gently.

It took a long time before he let out a big mouthful of turbid air, expelling the pent-up air in his heart, and his whole body felt better.

In fact, she didn't know what she was doing in the Gu Mansion, she just wanted to leave the Prince Qin's Mansion to get some air, the entire imperial capital, except for Gu Beiyue, she didn't know where to go.

Of course, the tranquility was only for a while, and the voice of Gu Qisha soon came, "Hehe, taking medicine as flowers, Imperial Physician Gu is so elegant!"

"It's not as good as the flowers in Yaogui Valley." Gu Beiyue said modestly.

"Hehe, you're too plain here, I'll give you a few colorful plants in Changchun tomorrow!" Gu Qisha seemed to be in a good mood.

Han Yunxi knew that Gu Beiyue couldn't stop Gu Qisha, but she didn't expect the two to chat.

She swings on the swing, watching them approach.

"My lord, there are still some places in the drawing of the Medicine Ghost Hall. I feel that there is a need to change it. I am about to ask Master Yaogui to come too. Let me mention it to him."

Gu Beiyue explained why Gu Qisha was let in, and Han Yunxi didn't bother chasing him away, she swayed on the swing and didn't make a sound.

"Princess Wangfei, I have prepared refreshments, please move into the pavilion." Gu Beiyue said again.

Han Yunxi was originally in a calm mood, but when she heard the word "tea", she suddenly froze up again, and said lightly, "I don't drink tea, just drink water."

If it was someone else, they would definitely ask "why". However, Gu Beiyue didn't ask any more questions, and silently asked people to remove the refreshments and replace them with clean water.

The three of them sat in the pavilion. If anyone else would have asked, "Why did the concubine come here?" However, Gu Beiyue still didn't ask anything, and said calmly, "Miss the concubine, did you bring the blueprint?"

Just now Gu Qisha murmured about Long Feiye and his junior sister at the door, and Han Yunxi was afraid that Gu Beiyue would ask her what she was doing here. Don't be embarrassed anymore.

"Where's the blueprint?" She glared at Gu Qisha angrily.

Gu Qisha originally wanted to take the opportunity to provoke this girl and Long Feiye, and then explain clearly the [-]% antidote to the poison, but now seeing this girl, he didn't seem so angry anymore, and for a while, he couldn't bear to provoke again .

He took out the blueprint and spread it out on the table. The blueprint was covered with dots of handwriting, including Han Yunxi's, Gu Beiyue's and Gu Qisha's.

"Princess Wangfei, look here, I'm thinking about changing this place, it's more appropriate to double the size." Gu Beiyue said seriously.

Although Han Yunxi was not so angry anymore, she was bored after all. She glanced at it and asked, "Gu Qisha, what do you think?"

Gu Qisha pondered for a long time, then nodded seriously, "Indeed."

"Then change it." Han Yunxi said sullenly.

Gu Beiyue and Gu Qisha discussed a few more places, but Han Yunxi couldn't even bring himself to think about it, and seemed to be distracted.

Gu Beiyue glanced at Han Yunxi from time to time, and he changed the subject after a while, "I heard a bad joke in the palace a few days ago, it was very funny, how about telling it to the two of you, Lele?"

Han Yunxi didn't answer, Gu Qisha said casually, "What joke?"

"Once upon a time there was a bear, it said it was so cold, so cold! So cold, so cold!" Gu Beiyue said seriously.

"And then?" Gu Qisha asked.

"And then it's gone, haha!" Gu Beiyue laughed.

Gu Qisha was puzzled again, "That's it?"

"Well, that's it. It's funny, haha!" Gu Beiyue laughed to herself.

Who would have thought that this humble, gentle, courteous doctor Gu would also tell jokes and laugh heartily?

Gu Qisha rolled his eyes, too lazy to talk nonsense, but Gu Beiyue kept laughing to himself, at this moment Han Yunxi, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "This is not cold at all, I know it's colder. "

Gu Qisha was not interested, but Gu Beiyue looked expectant, "Is that so? The officials are all ears."

Seeing this, Han Yunxi raised her spirits and said seriously, "In the past, a polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When it was really boring, it started to pluck its hair. One...two...three...the last one was plucked. Not left."

Having said this, she stopped.

"And then?" Gu Beiyue asked curiously.

"Guess!" Han Yunxi deliberately whetted her appetite.

Gu Beiyue shook her head, "I can't guess."

"And then it yelled... so cold!"

As soon as these words came out, Gu Beiyue was stunned, and Han Yunxi laughed out loud.

Seeing Gu Beiyue's stunned expression, she smiled even more happily, "It must be cold, hahaha!"

Gu Beiyue maintained a dazed look, but a gratifying smile flashed across her eyes. The so-called cold jokes are not meant to please others, but to please oneself. The person who tells it can always laugh louder than the person who listens.

Gu Qisha really didn't think it was funny, but seeing Han Yunxi's hearty laugh, he pretended to shiver, "It's so cold, so cold, I'm so cold, haha!"

Smiling and laughing, Gu Qisha also rose up, "I also said one! There was a eunuch in the past, guess what happened?"

Han Yunxi thought for a long time, but couldn't figure it out.

"Gu Beiyue, guess what!" Gu Qisha asked.

Gu Beiyue remained silent, Han Yunxi asked suspiciously, "Isn't there too?"

As soon as these words came out, Gu Beiyue couldn't help laughing, and didn't dare to laugh out loud, but Gu Qisha burst out laughing, "Han Yunxi, you are a genius!"

Han Yunxi didn't turn the corner for a while, thinking, "There used to be a eunuch under... is it gone?"

Seeing her confused look, Gu Qisha laughed until his stomach ached, "Hahaha!"

At this time, Han Yunxi finally realized where the joke was, she grabbed the drawing and threw it at Gu Qisha, "You are shameless!"

She looked at Gu Beiyue, and seeing that Gu Beiyue was holding back her smile, it was obvious that Gu Beiyue already knew the answer.

Well, she couldn't help laughing, and had to admit that this dirty joke was amazing.

The dull mood was so unknowingly happy and relaxed, even she didn't realize it.

But who knew, when Gu Beiyue was laughing, Gu Beiyue's face suddenly changed, and then Gu Qisha ruthlessly pulled Han Yunxi into his arms, almost at the same time, several sharp arrows flew into the pavilion from all directions!

There are assassins!
(End of this chapter)