Yipin Tianxia

Aunt Xu had been hawking with a basket for less than half an hour, when suddenly she heard a young servant at the gate of Tianxiang Academy holding out a big red signboard and yelling, "Our store has a new batch of wild game today, all you old men who want to nourish themselves Come in and give it a try! There is fresh snake soup and venison, and you are guaranteed to eat dragon essence and tiger fierceness, and you will be majestic!"

"Is it true?" Many people on the street laughed at that time.

Someone from behind sent out a bunch of grilled skewers. The aroma was tangy, and it looked not as greasy as a large piece of roasted pork. It attracted some people to watch and expressed their desire to try it.

The boy is used to laughing and telling jokes, so he generously sent out a few skewers, "These are not ordinary pork and mutton, they are all fresh pheasant, rabbit and mountain pork from the mountains. If you don't believe me, you can go to our backyard kitchen to have a look." , slaughter now, no bullying. The masters eat well and give us a nod to give us a compliment. To be honest, it smells so good that even the young ones want to take a bite. Only the mother later confessed. It costs ten yuan to skewer, and which uncle will reward a small skewer if he eats well? It will save the greedy little one from having to steal some girl's breasts in the middle of the night."

Everyone roared with laughter, but the eyes of a few who tasted it were brightened, "It's delicious! It's really delicious, let's have a few more skewers!"

The little fellow stretched out his hand cheerfully, "I'm sorry, sir, give me the money first. Why don't you invite me to sit in the room, bring a pot of wine, and ask a girl to accompany you to eat slowly?"

Okay, a few who were looking for a place to go walked here, and a few who agreed to go to another house to meet their old friends were a little hesitant, "Can we buy it and take it away?"

The boy nodded happily. "Of course, but our mother said that it costs ten yuan to eat in the store, and fifteen yuan to buy it outside. If you eat more, you can get a discount, but you can lose it when you eat outside."

So a few people hesitated again, discussing whether they should go there to have a meal first, and then go to meet their good friends.The boy hurriedly pulled the man in, as to whether he could keep it or not, it was up to the elder sister inside.

Aunt Xu watched the excitement here.It was a bit itchy, but thinking that a string was only ten cents, and she didn't know how many strings to sell to reach the five renminbi she received, so she didn't take it seriously.It's just that the meat smelled so delicious that even she couldn't help swallowing several mouthfuls of saliva.

But soon, Aunt Xu was shocked by the popularity of barbecue sales in Tianxiang Academy.

Less than half an hour.Tianxiang Academy is already full, and there are no more girls to greet the guests who come again.Even the third- and fourth-class sisters who used to be the least popular in the courtyard were very busy, and they tasted the feeling of being surrounded by stars for the first time.

In fact, who would like to see these old guys who want to be good-looking but not good-looking, and want to have a figure?But there is no way out, Mama Liu is fine!Want to come in for BBQ?Each table must be accompanied by a sister.If you don't have a sister, please go outside the door and line up.

It turns out that the takeaway is a string of fifteen cents?Sorry, that's the discount period.Right now is the normal time period, [-] coins per string, dear.

Aunt Xu was jealous.

She walked up and down the street for a long time, but none of the snacks in the basket were sold.People are so strange, no one eats the ones delivered to the door, and the ones with a broken head are willing to go in instead.All of a sudden, almost all the people flocked to the gate of Tianxiang Academy to try something new.Even those who were sitting in other brothels sent servants to queue up.

It's not just Aunt Xu.The hawkers in the whole street were jealous, they all watched helplessly as the long queue there was helpless, sighed a little, yelled unluckily, and took the baskets to other markets to sell.Some clever ones also ran to line up, wanting to try something new and then learn how to do it by themselves.

Only Aunt Xu was in a dilemma. If she left, she would be reluctant to part with this hot scene, but even if she wanted to put down her figure and go back to help, the Tianxiang Academy was already crowded, so how could she squeeze in?

This time it was really a big loss!Raising her hand and slapping herself, Aunt Xu scolded herself secretly, why is she so unbelievable?Those with shallow eyelids can only see the five coins. If they really stayed to help out, wouldn't they earn a few taels of it today?

Fortunately, she doesn't know much about the huge profits in the barbecue industry. If she wants to know how much money Nianfu has made tonight, she will be so anxious that she won't be able to sleep all night.

In less than two hours, there was no more meat in the kitchen to supply.

Chef Mu raised his sleeve to wipe the sweat off his head, and asked Ouyang Kang, "Have you remembered clearly?"

Young Master Ouyang glanced at her, "I'll take care of things, don't worry."

Okay, then go to Mama Liu to settle the bill!

Without her shouting, Mother Liu rushed over like her ass was on fire, "Sister, sister, why don't you do it? There are so many people waiting to ask for it!"

At this time, she looked at Nianfu, as if she was looking at the top red girl in their yard, a cash cow who will walk for a while!

"There's no more meat, why don't you still be a fool?" Nianfu said bluntly, "I've knocked on the clapper three times in one day, and we should go back. Mom, hurry up and settle the bill for us."

"Oh, don't be in a hurry to leave. The wild game is done, isn't there any pork left? Then kill all the chickens and ducks in the courtyard, and I will send you a sedan chair to take you back later!"

"Sorry, I'm really out of strength."

Nianfu was too lazy to talk, he lifted his chin to the side, and steward Ouyang quickly took over the words, "We baked a total of 120 bamboo sticks, and stewed those bone and snake soup in seven pots, and divided them into 120 pieces. Four bowls. You sell a bowl of snake soup for one tael of silver, which is [-] four taels, and bamboo sticks cost ten Wen coins..."

Nianfu suddenly answered, "A string of fifteen characters."

Once the account was calculated, Ms. Liu smiled, and her mind cleared up immediately, "It's obviously ten yuan, how come it's fifteen yuan?"

Although he was very tired, Nianfu still had to fight this verbal lawsuit with her, "Mom, don't fool us, the meat outside has already risen to twenty yuan a string. I only charge fifteen yuan, which is already the price of conscience. Do the math today, how much did you earn just from the drinks and the girls' tips? Don't be so hard on us, if you don't believe me, come and smell me, what does it smell like on me?"

Mrs. Liu backed away from the smell of oily smoke all over her body, and the steward Ouyang beside her had already figured it out quickly, "The meat on bamboo sticks is a total of one hundred and ninety-five cents and one and a half cents. Adding the money for soup is 230 three-two-five The money is one and a half cents, and if we divide it into eight, the result is 180 sixty-eight cents and two cents, right?"

Brother Zheng San and Ruan Dahu looked at each other, and they couldn't hear it from ear to ear.

In terms of hard work, they had the hardest work today, slaughtering, skinning, dividing meat, and peeling bamboo sticks. Their arms were so sore that they could hardly lift them up.But compared with the total reported by Ouyang Kang, this is nothing!

"I said big brother, are you right? Are there really so many?"

Brother Zheng asked in disbelief.Their families in the mountains are generally self-sufficient, and they occasionally meet passing merchants who sell some game, but they only give a string of tens of pennies.Where have you seen so much silver?Even occasionally get some valuable fur goods, such as tigers and black bears.And it's almost like killing each other, and I can't make a few decent ones in my life.

But this night, they earned more than 100 and nearly 200 taels, which is almost their lifetime income!Just now, when they went to the first store to sell wild game, they were picky and picky, but they only paid a few taels of silver.Even if it was sold at that price, it would not be able to keep up with this fraction!

The bustard followed Zheng Sange's words and asked. "How can anyone remember those signs so accurately?"

Young Master Ouyang showed a small dagger and a large pack of bamboo stick heads, "Every time I send out a stick from the kitchen, I cut a piece of it. If anyone doesn't believe it, you can count it and see if there is any mistake."

Mother Liu was speechless.

Brother Zheng returned excitedly and punched Ruan Dahu. "Brother! You really got rich this time, with such a large amount of money. Not to mention five wives, you can afford ten wives!"

You don't need to buy it, as long as you are willing to pay a bride price of ten taels of silver, it is not difficult to marry a decent girl in the surrounding villages!

"Really? Then I don't want so many?" Ruan Dahu suddenly became shy, "My mother said that if there are too many wives, they will fight. I just need one."

I can't stand it!Young Master Ouyang felt cold for a while, and Ruan Dahu suddenly smirked at him, "Brother, if you don't mind, I'll give you as many wives as you like. Uh...no, I have to keep two for this little girl. Thanks to you, thank you!"

This... is really generous.Nianfu wanted to laugh, he looked at Ouyang's tense face, but he was too embarrassed to smile, so he only glanced at Mama Liu.

Although Ruan Dahu was naive, he still understood the meaning. He stretched out his big hand to Mama Liu, "Give me the money! Don't delay my brothers from marrying wives!"

If it was someone else, maybe Mama Liu would still have to bargain, but this master stood in front of her, looked at the bucket-like waist, looked at the big hands full of calluses, and looked at how taller he was than himself. More than half the height, if you really want to fight, don't say that you are not good enough, even if the yard is full of tortoises and boys, you probably can't beat this master.

Mother Liu didn't dare to talk nonsense to get the money, and Ruan Dahu didn't count, so he first picked half of it for Nianfu, and then grabbed a handful for Zheng Sange.

"Thank you for your generous help. Although I, Ruan Dahu, am a rough man, I am also loyal. If everyone thinks highly of me, I will accept them all!"

But Nianfu smiled and picked the two largest pieces of silver, gave one piece to Ouyang Kang, and put the rest back for him.Following his tone, he said, "If brother Ruan thinks highly of me, you can use the money to marry a wife first. If I have something to do in the future, if I ask Wuma Peak, don't just ignore me!"

"Then how can it be!" Ruan Dahu said cheerfully, "Okay, little girl, I, Brother Ruan Dahu, have made you my friend. If you don't mind, call me Brother Dahu from now on, you are our little sixth sister gone."

"Okay." Nianfu was very happy to recognize a brother, but Ouyang Young Master coughed twice, "Should we go? We still have to find an inn for Brother Ruan and Third Brother Zheng."

It's time to go.But Mother Liu was really reluctant to recite blessings, "My dear sister, when did you collect game, you must come to me!"

"Okay." Nian Fu walked out the door with a smile, and saw that there were many disappointed guests shouting in and out of the courtyard because the barbecue could not be served.

She suddenly felt a little pity, it's a pity that she doesn't know how to make beer, otherwise these people must be crazy.But thinking about how the ancients were blowing beer with a bottle, Nianfu suddenly found it funny.

Someone next to him said coolly, "I just made a little money, why are you smirking?"

"Is this still called small money?" Nian Fu saw that Zheng Sange and Ruan Dahu had gone ahead, and couldn't help but sneer, "It's more than 200 taels a night, show me if you can earn it?"

Young Master Ouyang was upset, and was about to catch up with her with a long face and tell her that money is something outside of the body, and that a good girl should be indifferent to fame and wealth, when suddenly someone behind him stopped him, "Young master, please stay."

(It took 90 to repair a lamp, huh, I would have bought a new one if I knew it. Hug and touch~) (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations, monthly tickets, yours Support is my greatest motivation.)