Yin Yang ghost contract

The master of ceremonies shouted again: "Husband and wife pay their respects!"

The bride said displeasedly: "Father, I won't ask!" She was about to leave, and all the guests in the hall were shocked. Du Gong frowned, flicked his fingers, and an iron ball hit the bride's knee , the strength was precise and ingenious, and the bride knelt down beside me with a puff.

The master of ceremonies is also a person who has seen the scene, how could he not understand what Du Gong meant, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Husband and wife pay their respects, after the salute, send them to the bridal chamber."

After speaking, several stout nuns helped the bride to the backyard, while I stayed behind to drink and thank the guests.

Not long after, I got very drunk, firstly because I was burdened by this inexplicable marriage and the safety of my brother, I asked for a drunkenness, and secondly, since I rescued Mr. Feng, I have never drunk, and the alcoholism is about to break out of my stomach , so get drunk.

At the wine table, Du Wu wailed loudly, and almost fought with me. It seems that this kid has a lot of heart for Chunlan, but it's a pity, but he didn't expect such a reluctant guy like me to be killed in Hengli, and he completely cut off his hope.

After the banquet ended, Du Wen sent me to the gate of the bride's courtyard, and whispered in my ear: "Brother Qin, Chunlan has been fond of martial arts since she was a child, and has a fierce temper. You have to be careful. If something goes wrong, it's important to save your life. Remember, remember."

I was drunk and said: "Brother Wen, please don't worry, my old man can't handle her as a bitch, and she won't be killed."

As I said that, I closed the courtyard door, and staggered to the side room with the big red happy letter on it. The whole room was covered by black spread, and the candlelight inside was bright red.

It seems that the Du family deliberately created it in order to create a candlelight atmosphere.

I knocked on the door and muttered, "Daughter-in-law, open the door quickly, I'm coming!"

The door was not bolted, so I pushed it open with a little force, and the room was lit with dragon and phoenix candles, with the red happy words on it, and I felt a little bit flustered.

Being so hot and bustling with the guests, and looking at the beaming bridal chamber, I really feel like marrying a wife. After all, it's the first marriage in life, isn't it?

My eyes fell on the big gum bed, the red wedding curtain was parted in a figure-eight shape, and the bride was sitting upright in a red turban, as if she was only waiting for me to open the door.

"Daughter-in-law, here I come!" I staggered towards her.

There was a gust of wind, and all the candles in the room were extinguished. Before I understood what was going on, a sword stabbed out from Hengli. I tilted my head almost instinctively. The blade brushed my face and passed through. , When I touched my cheek, it was so hot that my skin broke.

I suddenly remembered Du Wen's reminder to me, and suddenly I broke out in a cold sweat. The omen of the grave, I was wearing a wedding robe when I died. Could it be that I am really going to die at the hands of this woman.

Before I had time to think about it, the bride scolded coldly, pulled a sword flower, and slashed at my confidant.

This thorn is lifted like a natural thing, and it is as fast as a thunderbolt. The bride is really a master, but I can only rely on my feeling, stepping on Yu steps, and dodging in embarrassment.

The light outside the house was covered by the vines again. I am not a ghost, nor have I cultivated the ability to see things in the dark. I was hunted down and screamed, and I was almost stabbed several times.

boom!I don't know anything about this new house, and I don't know what I tripped, there was a thud, Yu didn't step steadily, fell and gnawed on the mud, Du Chunlan caught up with a sword, I leaned over, and my crotch suddenly hurt , this sword grazed my lifeline and sliced ​​at the root of my thigh.

"Grandma, please spare me!" I yelled in pain, a lazy donkey rolled over and quickly dodged another sword.

"Don't forgive me!" Du Chunlan didn't hesitate at all, she scolded, raised her sword and stabbed again.

Although I'm sober at the moment, my body can't keep up with my consciousness, and I'm in the dark, so I don't have the strength to fight back. If I'm in a large audience, I'm not even afraid of Du Wu, why should I be afraid of her, but at this moment, I can only beg for mercy portion.

With a sneer, I got stabbed in the ass again, the wound was not very deep, this Du Chunlan picked my thing to stab, it seems that he didn't want to kill me, but wanted to kill my descendants.

He is really the most poisonous woman in the world!

Auntie, please forgive me, your father forced me, so what do I do?I begged for mercy while running in the dark, and accidentally got stabbed in the buttocks.

Hmph, who made you appear in my Du village? I, Du Chunlan, already have a marriage contract. You are shameless. I have no choice but to kill you to be innocent.

After finishing speaking, the figure flashed, and the sword had already moved to my neck. Senhan's sword energy cut my skin, and blood gushed out.

Auntie, no matter what, we are also husband and wife who have worshiped heaven and earth. If you killed me, how can you explain to your father.I raised my head desperately, resisting the desire to swallow my saliva, for fear that if my throat moved, the sword would cut off.

I'll kill you, and then tell my father, anyway, you must die today, Du Chunlan said firmly.

Wait, aunt, do I have to die?I also want to fight for the next opportunity.

Must die!Du Chunlan's cold tone cannot be questioned.

I really want to take out a five-thunder talisman and stick it to this girl, but when I think about it, I am afraid that I will not be as fast as her. She cuts my throat and moves it lightly, and it will take a second for me to take out the talisman and stick it. I thought about it I think I can bear it.

"Give me a chance? I'll leave now, and I will never tell anyone that you, Du Chunlan, are my wife." I said.

"Hmph, the mouth grows on you, as long as the dead are the safest, stop talking nonsense and die."

"Hey, I didn't expect that I, Qin Jian, would die in the hands of a bitch like you. The sky has no eyes." I sighed deeply.

Boom!Du Chunlan's long sword fell to the ground, and she asked in a trembling voice excitedly: "You, what did you say, say it again, what is your name?"

I was a little confused when I heard it. Could it be that I am really the reincarnation of Zhuge, and there are discounts everywhere I go?

"I, my name is Qin Jian, from Jiangdong, 28 years old, a professional psychologist." I reported my name as quickly as possible, but I hoped not to die.

"My God, Jian, it's really you, I'm Chunlan." Du Chunlan threw herself into my arms with a whimper and started crying.

Now I was really stupid, "Of course I know you are Du Chunlan, but you, you know me?" Judging from her excitement, this girl seems to know me very well, otherwise there would be no reason to be so impulsive.

It's just that I racked my brains and couldn't figure it out. I've known a woman named Du Chunlan before. Could it be that she was my former sex friend?

This is entirely possible, I have countless royal daughters, and everyone can remember their names everywhere.

"Husband, why did you come to Duzhai?" She raised her head and asked me.

I just felt the smell of fragrance, and thought to myself that this Du Chunlan is crazy, she was going to kill me before, and now she calls me husband, I was an old bachelor a few hours ago, where did I come from.

"Ahem, Chunlan, I wonder if you've got the wrong person." I cleared my throat and said.Du Chunlan shook her head in my arms and said: "No, your voice is so similar, and the smell on your body is also the same. I remember it all, it's you."

"If I remember correctly, you still have a red mole on your butt." Du Chunlan said gently.

"Fuck, why didn't you hear my voice when you were about to kill me just now? This bitch is wrong." I cursed inwardly, and was about to speak when her cold hand suddenly touched the wound on my buttocks.

ah!Chunyangxue was not just kidding around, she immediately backed away in a fright, and shouted at the same time: "Jian, are you injured?"

"Nonsense, can I not get hurt after being stabbed several times by you?" I said impatiently.

call!With a bang, the red candles in the room were lit up again. Du Chunlan was wearing a wedding dress and a phoenix crown. Against the backdrop of the candlelight, her big watery eyes were full of spring, and her pale face was suddenly rosy, beautiful. Unfamiliar stunner.

I did meet Du Chunlan somewhere, but I couldn't remember it at the moment. Du Chunlan was holding her left hand, standing by the table and watching me.

"It's really my Jianlang, that's great." Du Chunlan was so excited that she was about to rush over, and just about to throw herself into my arms, she backed away.

"Jian, can you wipe off the blood on your body? I'm afraid!" Du Chunlan blinked and said in embarrassment.

I took the red cloth on the table, tore it off, stuffed it into my crotch, and thought to myself: "Cauliflower said before, if I raised my left hand and shouted, ordinary little ghosts would have to stay away. If you use pure yang blood to kill ghosts, then It's extremely powerful, but luckily I just didn't expect to bite my tongue and spurt blood, otherwise Du Chunlan would be injured if she didn't die."

"No, I have to put this trick to rest. Next time I meet a ghost, I'll just spray his mother."