Yin Yang ghost contract

Except for the graves, there are bare tree trunks around here, so there is no problem of blocking light, but the sky is groggy, as if covered by a gray cloth.

There is no cloud in the sky, just like this big forest, there is no trace of life, which makes people feel depressed and flustered.

Brother Qin, you're so fucking evil, use gossip to find out where we are, Cai Hua asked.

I closed my eyes and meditated on the innate gossip, the hexagrams were like chaotic dark yellow, boundless, lifeless and deathless, I couldn't figure it out.

Cauliflower, it's strange, nothing is shown in the hexagram of this place, it's just a piece of yellow, there is no gate of life, and there is no gate of death, I frowned.

Caihua stared angrily, Brother Qin, are you kidding, there is no gate of life, no gate of death, so is that still our space?

I was a little irritable, and I carried Mr. Feng from my back and said, don't ask me, I don't know anything, let's go on.

After walking for another two hours, cauliflower and I were already hungry, and the fruit we ate in the forest earlier had all been digested.

Fortunately, this endless path finally came to an end, at a herringbone-shaped fork in the road, on the left is the locust forest that blocks the sky, and on the right is the road leading to the random graveyard.

Brother Qin, where are you going?Cauliflower asked.

I am also confused at the moment, thought for a while and said: "This bird can't tell the difference between south, east and north, let's choose one at random."

I looked at the chaotic graves on the left. The jagged mounds were extremely cold. The path was straight, and I didn’t know where it led. The end was dark and misty, and it looked like a road of no return.

Caihua squatted at the intersection waiting for me to make a decision. I walked to the branch, pointed to the locust forest and said, "The side of your grave is cold and dark. At least it looks a little angry here. Let's go this way."

Cauliflower nodded and said, that’s right, after walking this way, it’s full of lifeless, dry tree trunks, but the locust tree grows lush here, um, if it’s alive, let’s go this way.

Just as I was about to leave, Caihua frowned and shouted: "Brother Qin, why are you in a hurry, it won't be too late for me to smoke a cigarette before leaving."

I glared at this grandson angrily, and smoked a fart, every time I lit a cigarette, I attracted enemies, you are a fucking second Cao Cao.

Cauliflower lit a cigarette and muttered, why did she have something to do with Cao Cao again, why don't she just light a cigarette.

I said, Cao Cao crossed Huarong Road, three smiles attracted strong enemies, and he was in danger of death. Brother, your cauliflower is three cigarettes, which also attracted strong enemies. You are not the second Cao Cao, what are you?

Cauliflower laughed and said, how can it be so magical!

As he spoke, he burned the talisman paper, and just about to light a cigarette, bang!A few sounds of gongs and palladium, I saw a group of people coming from far away from the grave, all wearing filial piety clothes and white ribs on their heads, walking over mightily, the sound of suona was whimpering, and the sky was full of white. Paper money is everywhere.

It turned out to be a funeral procession. The people in that group didn’t walk fast, but I didn’t know if it was my eyesight or something. I just squinted. The funeral procession was less than a hundred feet away from me, and I could even see The big black coffin carried by the porters.

There was an old woman sitting on the coffin with goose skin wrinkles all over her face. When I looked at her, she gave me a weird smile. The smile was weird and very weird.

Hey, I didn't expect that there were still people living in this bird place, it's easy to handle now, we won't be afraid that we won't be able to get out when we ask the way later, Caihua said with a smile, smoking a cigarette.

As he said that, Cauliflower was about to walk over to ask for directions, but I stopped him, you silly, did you see the old woman on the coffin.

Cauliflower said, what's wrong, isn't she just an old woman?What all the fuss is about.

I said, are you fucking stupid or fake? Have you ever seen someone sitting on a coffin?

When I think of the goosebump smile of the old woman, my heart tingles.Cauliflower scratched her head and said, that's right. People live with one breath, and people don't bully coffins when they die. With such a funeral method, the dead can also be revived. This old woman really doesn't understand etiquette.

I always feel that there is something wrong with this funeral procession, but I can't tell. Slowly, the procession is getting closer and closer to us.

I could clearly see the expressions of the mourners. No one in the whole team was crying, but they were all laughing.

That's right, they were indeed laughing, everyone was laughing so happily, but they didn't laugh out loud, as if they were performing a silent comedy, only the melodious and miserable suona sound echoed in the forest.

When the funeral procession was approaching, Cai Hua threw away the cigarette, her face changed drastically, and she screamed, "Brother Qin, run, this is sending the Yin body, and I'm looking for a scapegoat."

My mind was like a thunderbolt, and I was about to run with Mr. Feng on my back, but a few white ribbons floated over, blocking the way for me and Cai Hua.

"The sky is spirited, the earth is spirited, the five thunder gods show their supernatural powers, and the Taishang Laojun hurriedly enters the law." I stomped my feet fiercely, and a five thunder talisman came over, and the talisman hit the white silk with a bang, and burst It's burning.

The white silk was intact, the cauliflower's yin energy burst out of the body, and the person holding the white silk on the left with a single palm attacked him.

Just when the palms were about to meet, the man let out a strange laugh and disappeared out of thin air.

The ones with grandma's legs are all ghosts, not easy to deal with, Caihua cursed secretly.

Those ghosts surrounded Caihua and me with white silk, laughed ferociously, and sprinkled ghost paper on both of our heads, and the one next to me was playing the suona, and the old man with the drums on his cheeks was exhilarated.

I tried to get under the white silk, and just bent down, I felt a cold wind blowing from under the white silk.

Cauliflower just grabbed me, you are looking for death, these are used by ghosts to commit suicide, if you slip through, you will be in bad luck for the rest of your life.

I'm a little anxious, if I'm unlucky, I'll be unlucky, it's better than dying here.

Cauliflower said, you know a few tricks, they will entangle you as soon as you drill, Mr. Feng is supported by that breath, once the breath is gone by the evil spirit grass, you can watch him die.

I was right when I thought about it, there are so many ghosts, if I forcefully break through, I might kill Mr. Feng to death.

Damn, look what they do!I snorted coldly, and held a Five Thunder Talisman in one hand, ready to fight to the death at any time.

"Grandma, I found a substitute, that bearded man!" A little girl giggled at the cauliflower.

Catching Lao Tzu as a stand-in depends on whether you have the ability, Cai Hua simply went all out and laughed.

"Really? I'd like to see where you are so bold." The black coffin flew across the sky and landed in front of us with a bang.

"Li Zhang, you are already a dead person, it is your blessing to be my substitute for grandma, please stretch your neck obediently."

I saw that the old woman was wearing a small hat inlaid with jade and floral flowers, holding a pipe in her hand, and wearing a khaki jacket. She was dressed in the typical late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China. She seemed to be a century old ghost.

"I said old woman, you are old and you are not ashamed. You are so ugly, I will be your substitute, eat shit." Caihua bit her left middle finger and quickly drew a talisman on her hand , leaning against me and said, Brother Qin, I will hold this old woman later, you take the opportunity to escape, as long as you can escape one, you will come back another day to avenge me.

I didn't say a word. Judging from the trembling from Cauliflower's back, he was very nervous, or he knew that he had to die, otherwise he would never have said such despondent words with his temper.

"Sprinkle the ghost paper, disperse the yang energy!" The old woman raised her pipe, licked her tongue happily, and shouted in a high-pitched voice.

All around, ghosts in sackcloth and filial piety sprinkled papers all over the sky. The papers fell like snowflakes and landed on the top of their heads.

Cauliflower said, **** this group of beasts want to destroy our yang energy, brother Qin, open the grass.

The ghost paper is very negative, and if people get it on it, it will damage the yang energy. This is why people who receive ghost coins or those who make yin coins are prone to bad luck.

After Cauliflower finished speaking, she let out a loud shout, and struck out a spell to expel ghosts and thunder from the palm of her hand. There are spells that are against people and ghosts, and they are generally enemies. The effect on ghosts will be greatly reduced, and spells must be used to supplement it.

Just like this thunder spell to exorcise ghosts, it may be useful to ghosts, but it cannot be cast on people. After all, the spell is not as magical and invincible as imagined.