Yin Yang ghost contract

"Thank you!" I raised my eyebrows, showing two rows of neat white teeth, and smiled very gentlemanly, and immediately asked: "Well, the store is good, but it's a bit deserted."

The two women smiled like flowers, "Sir, it's been so long, and you are still the third customer to step into the store." I touched the bridge of my nose and asked with a smile, "Oh, who are the first two?"

"Friends from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau!" It is estimated that there are few people who come here, and it is rare for someone to come. The two girls were very enthusiastic about me and started joking.

"Well, so I am your boss's first customer?" I asked with a smile of interest. "Isn't that right, my boss is the richest in the whole street, and the business is the worst." The two women said.

"No business, it's boring to stand here, um, the weather is so hot, I don't need to stand here from today on." I looked at the two girls, and smiled lightly.

"Hey, the boss is upset when he looks at us, it's better to stand here." "Yes, it would be great if you were our boss."

I lit a cigarette and smoked coolly, "Your boss listens to me, it's a girl's house, you're tired from standing, go in."

I took a look and saw that these two girls were sweet-looking and tall. Although they could not be compared with Chen Meizhi and Nana, they were still considered beauties.

It's the hot summer now, the heat wave is soaring, and the two women's makeup is slightly changed, which makes people feel distressed, but if you think about it carefully, with the virtue of cauliflower, it's natural that you don't know how to be sympathetic.

"No, the boss will scold us." The girl on the left stuck out her tongue and said cutely.I smiled and asked, "What's your name?"

The one on the right blinked mischievously and said: "My name is Wen Xue." The gentle, mature long-legged beauty on the right said: "My name is Gao Yue, you can just call me Xiaoyue."

"Okay, Xue'er, Xiaoyue, let's go, let's settle the score with your boss." I took the second daughter's arm, laughed loudly, and walked into the back room.

The back room is resplendent and magnificent, with huge golden powder Buddha statues, gossip patterns, talismans, demon swords, gourds, and the Pixiu in the town house. The originally spacious storefront suddenly appeared cluttered and dull.

Cauliflower was wearing loose underpants, lying on a large and soft massage chair, dozing off, the ash from the cigar she was biting at the corner of her mouth fell on her thick beard.

I haven't seen him for a while, the beard on this kid's face has become thicker, especially the long beard on the chin, which is black and thick, extending to the sides of the face, no less than Guan, the two eyebrows are thick and straight, and the corners of the eyebrows are like ink swords Pointing directly at the temples, the whole is a fierce god. If it weren't for the big nose and eyes as big as copper bells, I really wouldn't dare to recognize him.

At this moment, the grandson's snoring was like thunder, his eyes were wide open, and he was a copy of Zhang Fei.

"Does your boss usually sleep like this?" I asked dumbfounded.

Xue'er said with a mischievous smile: "That's right, every time I see him, he's always sleeping, and he's become a sleepy god." As she said that, she was about to wake up Cauliflower.

I quickly grabbed her and gestured for them to stand aside, saving cauliflower to embarrass them later.

Walking to the cauliflower, I stretched out my hand and shook it in front of his eyes, but the guy didn't respond at all, "Grandma has a leg, I can't wake you up today." I raised my hand and twisted his thick hairy thigh hard. 360.

"Ah!" Cauliflower screamed like a pig butcher, opened its blood-red eyes like a wild lion, jumped up, and was about to beat someone up.

When his fist was about to reach the tip of my nose, Xueer's high-decibel scream made him stop, and Caihua was stunned, and said in surprise: "Brother Qin? I'm not dreaming."

Then he wiped his eyes again, and hugged me haha, "Damn, it really is my Brother Qin who came back, I really fucking miss us."

I smiled and said, "Fuck, don't be so nasty? Those who don't know think we are gay."

Wen Xue and Xiao Yue were amused by my witty words.

No matter how many cauliflowers there are, the bear hugged me, laughed loudly and said, "Brother Qin, you are finally back, I'm almost f*cking like a bird, I went to Beimen Bridge to look for you several times, but I couldn't find you People, thought you fucking disappeared from the world."

I said, "Can you let go first? I'm almost strangled to death by you." Cauliflower giggled, and let go of her hand in embarrassment. Stand at the door and go, I’ll give you money for nothing.”

Wen Xue curled her lips and walked towards the door angrily. I said, "Xue'er, Xiaoyue, clean up the store a bit, then go back and rest."

Xiaoyue and Wen Xue didn't know who to listen to, they stood where they were, a little astonished.Cai Hua smacked her lips impatiently and said, "Why are you still standing there? My Brother Qin is just saying what he says, I'm not clever, so let's clean up the bedroom inside by the way."

"Cauliflower, where did you find such two beautiful girls?" I asked Cauliflower and I walked to the sofa and sat down. We each had a bottle of beer and we drank each other.

Caihua said: "If you have money, are you afraid you won't be able to recruit people? That Wen Xue is a college student, I don't know about Xiaoyue, so let him go, since you're back, Brother Qin, I'll tell them to leave later."

I hurriedly said: "Don't, I think these two girls are pretty cute, keep them, now it's hard to find a job, don't make things difficult for them."

Cai Hua smiled and said, "Okay, Brother Qin, you have the final say."

While talking, cauliflower looked at me carefully, I was terrified by him, frowned and said: "Grass, why are you staring at me like this, have flowers grown on my face?" cauliflower thought for a while and said: " Brother Qin, I think you have changed a lot, you were a bit of a girl before, but now you have a calm and masculine aura, you must have improved a lot in your cultivation."

I smiled slightly, this is the truth, I used to be addicted to drinking and sex, and my body was often weak, but now that I have improved my physical fitness, my energy is also abundant, and I am naturally more masculine.

Cauliflower has also changed a lot, except that the beard is thicker, the dark and murderous aura on her body is more intense, and the pupils emit a cold light, which is unpredictable and chilling.

This feeling is very uncomfortable. Of course he is my best brother, so I can't say it clearly.

"You're not bad, kid, you can greatly increase your cultivation level by sleeping every day." I said.

Cauliflower blinked, and said with a dry chuckle: "Brother Qin, do you know? Since I broke the Yang Meridian, my practice has become more diligent. This must be a blessing in disguise."

I muttered inwardly that it was not good, the human body was born out of yin and yang, and was the primate of all things.

The yin and yang are coordinated and the heart is not chaotic. If the yang meridian is broken, it is not a partial yin body. No wonder I think cauliflower is far more terrifying than the yin prey before.

Just as I was about to remind Cai Hua, he put his arms around my shoulder and said with a smile, "Brother Qin, your arrest warrant has been revoked, and I spent money to leave."

"Really? This is good news." I said happily, then pointed at the magical artifacts all over the room and said, "Cauliflower, where did you get so much money?"

Caihua said: "During this time, I went back and brought some money here. Since I opened a shop, I can't be vague." The conversation changed, and he said angrily: "Damn it, it's been half a month. I made a fortune at the door, but there is no one, and our store has not opened yet."

"You're such an idiot. When you go to this kind of shop, who doesn't want to be guided by a great immortal? You're lucky, you're showing off your wealth, and the name of this shop is too ugly." I scolded with a smile.

"Jianhua, what's wrong with Qin Jian and Caihua's shop, since you're back, you can figure out what to do with this shop, shit, I'm sticking to give away magical artifacts, no one wants it, you know it's all It was personally consecrated by my celestial master." Caihua said helplessly.

"Okay, I'll think about it another day at the store. Let's go to Quanjude to have a big meal first, and then talk about it. I'm so busy." I got up and said.

That's a good thing, no one has been with me for a long time, get drunk, let's go!

Walking to the door, I said to Wen Xue and Xiaoyue: "Go back after you clean up, come back later."

The smile on Wen Xue's face froze, her eyes turned red, and crystal tears fell down, and she choked up and said, "Second boss, do you mean to fire us?"

To be honest, I really have this plan, cauliflower and I have caused a lot of trouble now, and I may not know whether Mr. Xie will come to the door later, but seeing her miserable appearance, my heart softened again.