Yin Yang ghost contract

"What the hell? It's better than pouring sulfuric acid." Cauliflower wiped the sticky stuff on her face, and smelled it, "My shit, it's fresh rooster blood, which is forbidden in Misty City!"

Chicken blood and black dog blood are powerful evil spirits. Within the jurisdiction of the underworld, live chickens and dogs are absolutely not allowed, let alone taking blood. The ghosts and ghosts are the most taboo of these yang-filled things .

"That's right, to be precise, it's the blood of a boy's urine! Brother, get in the car and fight out of the city with me." With a long laugh, a fat man drove a carriage into the Yin soldiers. The other fat man held a ladle and happily splashed chicken blood around.

I took a look, heh, good guy, isn’t it the brother who sold buns and dumplings on the street yesterday, these two brothers really have some knowledge.

"Haha, interesting, I'll take a scoop!" Cauliflower jumped into the carriage, grabbed the scoop from the fat man's hand, and flew around.

The fat man's distressed face turned blue, "Dude, take your time, don't let it go, I haven't had enough yet."

"Cauliflower, stop making trouble, Mr. Feng is injured, help him into the car first." I said.

After helping Mr. Feng into the car, the fat man yelled, "Drive!"

The carriage ran with its hooves, and no one dared to stop the Yin soldiers along the way. What I admire most is the fat brother in the carriage, holding a big umbrella covered with charms, majestic, and the arrows on the city wall shot at the umbrella. , all bounced off.

The black horse galloped wildly, and quickly rushed out of Misty City, out of the city, and drove all the way east.

"Hey, wait, fat man, where are you going?" I saw that the direction was wrong and asked.

The fat man laughed, "Brother, don't worry, I will keep you safe and leave Misty City."

"Brother Qin, the situation of Mr. Feng is not very good." Caihua said.

Feng Er shook his head, tried his best to stand up and sit cross-legged, gritted his teeth, "I'm fine, this little injury won't kill me."

I signaled Caihua not to disturb Mr. Feng, Feng Er's face was ugly, his thick unibrows were twisted together because of the pain, and the bull's head hit him firmly on the chest.

With Feng Er's temper, I knew he was holding back and felt very uncomfortable.

As soon as Caihua and I entered the Yin Pass, he protected us both in the dark. On the Styx River, if it weren’t for him, the lives of Caihua and I would have been lost. Although he didn’t admit it, we knew it clearly .

The fat brothers' names are Baozi and Jiaozi. They are descendants of an ancient tomb robber family. In order to obtain first-hand information, these two brothers often do business in Misty City to inquire about business.

Most of the people in Misty City are Yinshou and newly-dead ghosts. Once they find rich people or tribal chiefs entering the city, the two brothers will reward Yinshou with buns and dumplings to get news of the dead.

In Misty City, people from the Taoist sect have to be as popular as ghosts. There are free steamed buns and dumplings as gifts. Who would not be happy with them? Over time, the two brothers have become famous in Misty City.

But all the shady men who are in the dark love to come here to beg for a few buns and gossip. It is precisely because of this news that the two brothers dug the grave at the first time. Often, the grave is dug by the two brothers within a few days of leaving. , making a lot of money.

I asked the steamed buns how they brought Yangjian's food to Misty City, and the patrolling soldiers seemed not used to it.

Baozi spat out his thick phlegm, and cursed contemptuously: "Bah, that's because I have to burn his mother's paper money for several days and nights every year for officials at all levels in the city, and I have to burn it for three days and three nights just for defense, otherwise If you think that these grandsons can be blind, it's all because of money."

Turning the subject, he said with a mournful face: "It's over now, in order to save you, we brothers may not be able to do business in this underworld."

I patted him on the shoulder, "Haha, Brother Baozi, it's good to have as few people as possible in this dead place. With your brothers' skills, are you afraid that you won't find a job?"

Cauliflower poked her head over and said with a smile: "I said Baozi, Dumplings, I think your two brothers are pretty good at it, why don't you catch ghosts with me."

Dumpling stuck out her tongue, "Let's forget it, we'll just deal with ghosts for a living, it's better to come from grave robbery."

Cauliflower gestured her middle finger, and said contemptuously: "I'm so stupid, you don't give face like this, you think I care about you two fat guys."

"I'm stupid, stinky bearded beard, what are you talking about, looking for smoke?" Dumpling raised the spoon to ask for the cauliflower.

Cauliflower pointed to the top of her forehead, and pressed the dumpling with her head, "Come, come, come, there is some kind of grass, if the grass doesn't die, I don't think you fucking planted it."

"Mom, why don't you think I won't dare to bully you?" Dumpling raised the big spoon and was about to open the cauliflower scoop.

Looking at this pair of live treasures, I couldn't help but smile bitterly. I just talked about jubilation, and if there was a disagreement, I would do it.

I quickly grabbed the dumpling and gave Caihua a hard look, "Calm down, I'm going to die."

"Brother Dumpling, don't mind me, my brother has such a bad temper, don't care about him like him." I laughed.

Dumpling snorted coldly: "If you have a temper, you have to have the ability. The coward who was kicked and rolled all over the ground by the old cow should be arrogant."

Cauliflower picked up the bucket, and poured the remaining chicken blood all over the dumplings: "Give your mother a few, and whoever says you're a coward will be singled out."

"Huh!" Baozi pulled the rein, and the carriage stopped in front of a dilapidated hut.

Cauliflower jumped out of the car and got into a ball with the fat dumpling. You punched me, and both of them were bruised and swollen.

"Brother Dumpling and Cauliflower, stop making trouble!" Baozi's face was flushed, and he smiled kindly, with a gentle and calm tone.

Dumpling pushed away the cauliflower, got up, touched her swollen cheek, and grinned in pain, "Big beard, for my brother's sake, I will spare you for the time being."

Cauliflower spat on the ground, "Come again if you have seeds, you will never die."

I gave him a hand, "Stop making trouble, can you save some face?"

Only then did cauliflower give up angrily, and Baozi laughed and led us to the broken hut.

There was a huge sarcophagus in the thatched hut, and Baozi sat on the horse with his waist down. He shouted loudly, and the sarcophagus opened slowly.

"Good strength!" Feng Er and I praised at the same time.

Baozi rubbed his hands together, and said with a naive smile, "Mr. Feng has won the prize, my brothers have nothing else to do, only brute strength."

This tunnel was dug by our brothers, and it leads in two directions, all the way to the inside of Piaomiao City, and the other one leads to the official road that avoids the patrolling of Piaomiao City, and goes directly to the outside of the East Gate city.

I said how could you transport the chicken blood to Misty City, it turned out that it was through a tunnel.

Baozi laughed and said: "Our brothers were originally idle and bored, so we opened up such a way, but I didn't expect it to come in handy today."

"No, we don't know each other before. Why do you want to save us? You don't have any intentions." Cauliflower rubbed her chin, walked around the buns, and asked Fox.

"I said, why are you so poor? It was wrong to co-operate with my brothers to save you. If I knew it, I would have let the bull's head kill you." Jiaozi hopped her feet angrily.

Baozi cupped his hands and laughed, "It's all because of Master Feng!"

"What did you call me?" Feng Er was a little confused.

"Master Feng, my two brothers are direct descendants of the Nanpai Duan family, and our grandfather is the third son of Duan. According to seniority, we should call you Uncle Feng." Baozi laughed.

Feng Er Fuxu laughed loudly: "So it's Brother Duan's direct grandson. It's not easy. In the blink of an eye, I haven't seen him for decades. How is Senior Brother Duan? You won't be alive now."

"Grandpa's body is quite strong, and now he has passed on his skills to our two brothers. Uncle Feng, it's not too late. Let's leave here early. If it's late, I'm afraid that the evil soldiers will find us here." Baozi said.

After entering the coffin, the inside is empty. After descending more than a dozen steps, there is a passageway half a person high, one left and one right, the left is naturally leading to Misty City, and the right is the east gate of the mortal world.

"I said you two fat people, can you climb in?" Cauliflower joked.

"Nonsense! You can't even get in here, and you have to steal a few tombs." Dumpling replied, taking a long breath, her body bones cracked, and her body shrunk several times in an instant, like a six-year-old child. My face was still chubby, and I couldn't believe my eyes.

"It's amazing that the Nanpai ancient family's stock shrinks into nails!" Feng Er praised.

Just as I was about to enter the hole, cauliflower stopped me, picked up the big rooster from her arms, stretched out her hand to touch the rooster's head, and shouted: "Get up!"

The big rooster, who hadn't been used all this time, spread his legs and clucked away towards the other end of the hole.

After listening for a while, Cauliflower said, "Okay, let's go."

In the tunnel, it is extremely cold. After all, this area is under the jurisdiction of the Yin Division, and the Yin Qi is strong. Although it is not as penetrating as the Yin Pass, it is extremely unbearable.

"Brother Qin, I'll give you this, you'll be fine after taking this." Baozi handed me a white pill.

I took it with a smile, and swallowed it without even thinking about it. I don't know why, but when I saw Brother Baozi, I felt kind, so naturally I wouldn't be too defensive.

After taking the pill, a rush of hot air was generated in the body, and the body was no longer so cold.

The cauliflower is a bit displeased, Brother Qin, you eat it without asking, if it's poison, you can't finish it.

Dumpling raised his leg and gave the cauliflower, I said, why are you so heartless, this is the snow jade pill secretly made by our Duan family, it is specially made to avoid the cold and corpse, and I would not sell it if it was someone else's daughter.

Cauliflower seemed to be at odds with this dumpling, just about to start scolding, I quickly stopped, "Cauliflower, don't say a few words."

After crawling in the tunnel for about three or four hours, the light gradually became brighter. In a dilapidated old house, I finally breathed the fresh air of the sun.

Walking out of the old house, basking in the warm sunshine and inhaling the fresh air of the suburbs, I feel comfortable all over my body and feel indescribably happy.

Thanks to Baozi, Caihua and I took a taxi and took Feng Er to the police station.

When we got home, the two of us lit up cigarettes immediately and started to inhale.

Darling, I almost suffocated me these few days!Cauliflower blowing eye circles, said flatteredly.

I stood at the window, smoking a cigarette with my head down, touching the purple gourd on my chest, my heart was ups and downs.

After going to the Yin Division, I realized that everything was beyond my imagination. The Yin Division is far darker than the mortal world. If you want to become Yan Jun and enter the Nether Mountain, it will be extremely difficult.