Yin Yang ghost contract

Master Liu walked in the front, and every time he sang a line, the ghost behind him shouted hello, the scene was weird and funny.

"Brother Qin, go!"

When the team of porters passed by the supermarket, Caihua picked up the pole, picked up Jigou and me and slipped behind the team.

"Brother Qin, don't just stare blankly, jump up and shout." Caihua raised her legs left and right, bouncing around, coaxing with Yin Gui, "That's great!"

Seeing the sedan chair in front of me, I panicked in my heart. I couldn't call it out. Only Caihua, the heartless grandson, was still so noisy and cheerful at this time.

"I'm stupid, you're jumping, you're standing here like a pole, Lao Liu can tell at a glance that you're fucking abnormal." Caihua was a little impatient.

"Damn it, it's so cool!" I cursed secretly, and shouted at the top of my voice, feeling a burning pain in my heart, wishing I could fry Master Liu and Niutou horse noodles in oil.

After three laps, Mr. Liu was still singing, and Niutou became impatient, and the steel fork slammed on the ground, boom, the whole ground trembled, and all the paper figurines and ghosts stopped.

"F*ck, it's not over yet, just you bastards making noise." Niutou roared angrily, spitting Master Liu all over his face.

Master Liu wiped the saliva off his face, cupped his hands and said, "Master Niu, I'll leave it to you. Remember to say hello to Mr. Ma later."

Niutou snorted arrogantly, turned the horse's head, raised the steel fork and shouted: "Go!"

As soon as Master Liu waved his hand, the procession of seeing off the bride started bouncing and playing again, and followed the horse team to the village road in a mighty manner.

"It's so dangerous, I have finally passed the level of being old and immortal." Caihua said, patting her chest and panting.

My thoughts were all in the sedan chair, "Cauliflower, where are we going, it's not really going to hell."

Cauliflower said: "Don't worry, at this speed, it will take three or four ghost days to reach Fengdu City. Let's see the opportunity."

I think it’s impossible to rob it by force. This bull’s head is too powerful. If you really want to rob it, ten of them are not enough for him. Let’s be honest and take our time.

After walking for about two hours, I finally got out of Laohuai Road and turned into a small path in the wilderness. Niutou was a quick-tempered person, and he kept shouting in front, hurry up, and sent two cavalry behind to take Drive with a whip.

My voice was almost smoky, but the cauliflower was bouncing like a normal person.

"Cauliflower, if we go on like this, I'm afraid Taohong won't be able to grab it, and my little life will be here first." I said.

Cauliflower said, "Brother Qin, this road is more than half a step away. Just keep at it, and we can rest after half a step."

"I'm stupid..." As soon as I finished speaking, the cavalry behind raised their whips and gave me a swipe, "What are you talking about, hurry up."

"I'm stupid, dare to hit me Brother Qin." Seeing me being beaten, Caihua became impatient, and turned around and was about to explode.

I hurriedly grabbed him, and made a look to signal not to be impulsive. Caihua snorted coldly and continued bouncing around.

Damn it, the **** Yinbing's whip was really ruthless. It hurt my back like a fire. Every step I took, the pain was piercing. I was afraid that the cauliflower would go crazy, so I could only pretend to be fine and keep jumping.

After walking a few steps, cauliflower suddenly sang like crazy: "It's a good day in the eighth day of the lunar new year. I took the chicken and dog out of the house. Chicken and dog, where are you sending them? Give them to Ma Ye to celebrate auspiciousness, babble, babble, yo! ..."

I quickly made eye contact with him, thinking what kind of red song this grandson is singing, he changed it so muddled, and what he sang was extremely ugly.

"***, who is making noise!" Niutou raised his steel fork and roared angrily.

All the ghosts and messengers pointed at us at the same time, "General, these two boys."

I thought to myself that this is over, and Niutou will have to strangle us both, so I honestly raised my hand and gave Caihua a hard look, "Grandson, why are you singing so well?"

Cauliflower blinked, raised her hand and said, "Master Niu, we are singing, not noisy, singing, yes, it is music!"

I also blamed Niutou for not being annoyed, and laughed loudly, "Sing, good singing, come on, you two come to the front and sing."

I was a little stunned, I couldn't see that the old cow who was five big and three thick, actually liked to listen to music, and he had a broken gong voice like cauliflower.

"Brother Qin, this old cow doesn't want others to say that he doesn't understand music. Think about playing the piano to a cow. As long as it's music, he has to pretend to understand it even if he doesn't understand it. How about it, buddy is awesome." Caihua blinked at me, full of The face is smug.

I gave him a blank look, "***, you are risking your life."

"When the meeting gets to the front, you find an opportunity to chat with Taohong, and I will attract the attention of these guys." Caihua said.

Only then did I understand what he meant, and I nodded gratefully.

Cauliflower and I walked to the front, he followed Niutou, and I stood beside the sedan chair. The two of them sang the revised version of "Yongjun Yangge" over and over again with their voices open.

Niutou nodded his head pretending to enjoy, and praised us from time to time.

"Tao Hong, Tao Hong..." I took the opportunity to shout softly beside the sedan chair.

Tao Hong opened the corner of the curtain beside the sedan chair and raised her hijab. When she saw me, she almost cried out, her eyes were full of joy and surprise.

"Shh! Taohong, I'll find a way to save you after half a step." I cut the long story short.

Tao Hong covered her mouth with tears falling down, trying to make herself smile the most beautifully.

She is still so charming and charming, her misty eyes like rain and dew seem to have endless narrations, seeing her smile makes my heart very warm.

This smile is all over the country, my heart is for me, so it doesn't matter if I die.

"Hey, why don't you sing?" Niu Tou saw that I hadn't moved, and roared.

I smiled at Taohong, and choked up my voice and sang: "Although our acquaintance is still short, I have fallen in love with you deeply, your innocence and your innocence have attracted me, and you are the one in my dream." Beautiful angel, I know you are an innocent, kind and gentle girl, I really hope that I can match you..."

Singing, singing, my tears fell, Tao Hong covered her mouth, her smile was full of tears, she nodded slightly to me.

I know she forgave me and sang more happily. Over the years, I have never seriously loved someone. From the fear of Taohong, guilt to love, all these came too suddenly, but it is not unexpected.

Whether she is a human or a ghost is no longer important to me. The most important thing is that my heart is warm with her. I can forget all selfishness and give everything without regret.

"Be tidy, be tidy..." A dark soldier slapped my face with a whip backhand, and blood dripped down the center of my eyebrows.

I smiled at Taohong, signaling not to worry.

Tao Hong clutched her chest, and put down the curtain sadly, I knew she didn't want me to feel bad.

"Crack!" Cauliflower also received a few whips, which made him scream in pain.

"Brother Qin, what are you singing, you can't keep up with the rhythm at all." Caihua blamed me unhappily.

I said: "I must love you..."

Cauliflower said, "I love you a few times, let's continue to give chickens and dogs, I will know this song."

"Okay, send chickens and dogs, and kill the grass." I roared, mustering up my strength and cauliflower to continue singing the remake of "Yongjun Yangko" over and over again.

My heart has a belonging, and seeing Taohong, I have strengthened my determination and lifted my spirits.

There is no day or night on the Yin Road, the front is gray and gray, and when you walk out of the narrow path, you will find a boundless ancient city in front of you.

There are two huge characters written on the city wall, Yinguan. The characters are chilling and domineering, which makes people awe-inspiring and dare not look directly at them.

Looking at the Yin soldiers with knives and guns, I took a breath and said, "Fortunately, it seems that the underworld still maintains the same old style. If everyone is armed with machine guns, we will die without a place to die."

Cauliflower said: "You're wrong. Machine guns don't work here. All the weapons in the underworld are forged from spring water. They have the power to kill souls. They can kill people as well as ghosts."

"I'm stupid, just practice a batch of bullets and you'll get it."

"The material in Huangquan water can't make that thing, and King Qin Guang doesn't have that brain." Caihua said.

Just as he was talking, the team had already reached the Yin Pass. Two Yin soldiers in armor and holding spears stood guard at the door. When they saw the bull head, they saluted respectfully.

Niutou said arrogantly: "These are my people, let them go!" After speaking, he raised his steel fork and rode his horse into the city.

As soon as I entered the gate of Yinguan, the surrounding area became more cloudy and cold, and my bones were weakened by the cold, and my whole body was weak, and I couldn't take any steps.

"What's wrong, Brother Qin." Cai Hua asked.

Then he patted his forehead, "Oops, I forgot that you didn't worship your ancestors, you don't have aura to protect your body, you are neither a Yin body, nor a member of the Taoist sect, you can't break through the gate just by Yin Guan."

I really can't bear the persecution of this coldness, but if I hesitate any longer, I should show my feet. I just want to bite the tip of my tongue and force the coldness with Yang Qi.

Caihua frowned and shook her head, "Brother Qin, don't, the pure yang energy is too strong, and the yin soldiers will find out."

He couldn't think of a way for a while, how to help me restrain the coldness of Yinguan, he frowned and jumped anxiously.

"Will the one in front go or not?"

"That's right, this road was co-authored by your family."

The people in the back started to make noise, and the soldiers also roared, raised their whips and beat them, "Why are you standing there, if you pass the test, just get out."

As soon as his feet were about to be exposed, a familiar voice sounded: "Let's go!"

Then, I only felt a chill on the top of my head, and my whole body suddenly became ethereal, floating, and the cold yin energy dissipated instantly.

I turned around and saw Feng Er was standing behind me arrogantly with his hands behind his hands.

"Hey, Feng..." I didn't expect to meet this old guy here.

Feng Er coughed, raised his head and entered Yinguan.

Cauliflower was overjoyed, "The old guy came in time, hurry up, Brother Qin."

Entering the city, the restaurants and buildings in the city are neatly lined up, the vagrants in ancient clothes are bustling around, peddlers, horse-drawn carriages, fast riders, galloping past with crisp horseshoes from time to time.

"Brother Qin, you look silly." Cai Hua asked with a smile.