Yin Yang ghost contract

After finishing speaking, Caihua gave me a dry laugh, Brother Qin, look at that figure, it is white and tender, it must be very cool to grow up, don't you think so?

When I heard this, I was anxious, so I squeezed his dick hard, and shouted with red eyes: "Your mother is rotten, what kind of woman are you doing, this woman, I, I will decide."

The cauliflower hopped up in pain, "What's wrong with my rotten cauliflower, it's okay to have a hand addiction, you fucked up so many women, and even robbed me, I'll beat you to death."

After finishing speaking, he raised his fist and was about to hit me. Both of us were drunk, and we were aroused by this woman. We only thought about how to get her, and hit me in front of the old man and his friends. stand up.

After being finally persuaded to leave, the old man took out a mahogany box from the cabinet, pulled out a roll of yellow cloth, spread it on the table, took a pen and squinted his eyes and said, "I said, don't argue, whoever wants to Just sign this agreement, and my wife will give it to whoever, Lao Li, you can be witnesses."

"If you send a woman, you can give it to a woman. What kind of agreement do you need to sign?" Caihua yelled with her tongue out.

Old man Gao said, I am also afraid that you will no longer want this woman, and you will send it back to me. Then I will not be favored by others, and I will be hated by others. After signing this agreement, whether she lives or dies, it is you It's over, I'm also trying to be quiet, right?

As soon as I heard what old man Gao said, it made sense. If I want someone else's woman, I should make an agreement. Signed the daimyo.

A strange smile flashed across the old man's face, he took a needle, grabbed my hand, and pierced it with an astonishing speed, aiming at the middle finger of his left hand, and dragged me to press a bloody hole on the cloth. Fingerprints.

"Brother Qin, don't!" Cai Hua suddenly seemed to remember something, his eyes were wide open, his big wretched eyes were full of panic, and he rushed up madly to grab the cloth.

"Crack!" The witness Lao Li on the side grabbed the wine bottle on the table and cracked open the cauliflower ladle skillfully. The kid fell down limply while clutching his head.

"Qin Jian, Chunlan will belong to you from now on, but you..."

I didn't understand what was going on in this sudden scene. Old Man Gao tapped my forehead with a sinister smile, my eyes went dark, and I lost consciousness immediately.

The next day, I woke up, my whole body hurt like a frame falling apart, the sun was so harsh that I couldn't open my eyes, and my mind was like a swarm of wasps making a nest, buzzing continuously.

Damn, where is this?I was surprised to find that I was lying on a cemetery, surrounded by a mess, a pool of bloody flesh, and when I looked closely, they were all skinned mice, with their intestines spilled all over the ground, and there were a few more on the ground. Broken wine bottle.

My scalp exploded for a while, and my soul was about to fly away. I rubbed my face vigorously to gather myself.

Well, what the hell is going on here, I clearly remember having sex with a client, why did I appear in this ghostly place?The most depressing thing is that there is actually a thick beard lying next to me with blood all over his face.

Who is this person and why is he with me?

My mind was in a mess and I couldn't remember what happened.

"Hey, wake up." I kicked his butt twice, and the grandson muttered a few words, but he didn't wake up.

Damn, what a mess!I took out the old bird and prepared to give him some hot soup to sober him up.

Before the soup was served, this guy covered his head and screamed for pain, rolled his eyes, and slipped around in a daze. When he saw me, he was a little surprised, Brother Qin, what the hell is going on? my scoop.

I stared at him, frowned and thought for a moment, who the hell are you, I want to ask you what's going on.

I am completely confused now, he stood up and slapped me in the face, and shouted in panic, it's over, Brother Qin, you won't be fascinated by ghosts, right, I'm a fucking cauliflower.

This slap made my eyes stare, and I was about to lose my temper when suddenly my brain seemed to have some light. I stared at this bearded face seriously, and finally remembered.

Yes, cauliflower, this grandson invited me to listen to the female ghost.

"Cauliflower, tell me, I can't remember what the hell happened last night."

The memory in my mind slowly began to clear up. I remember that I spent a long time in the grass with cauliflower, then got lost, and the memory after that was completely fragmented.

Cauliflower rubbed her head, and muttered in confusion, how the hell did I know, how could there be so many skinned and dead mice, and when I saw those broken beer bottles, I was immediately unhappy, and yelled at me I got up, "Brother Qin, I regard you as an idol, as my own brother, and you can't use my head to practice your hands. How can you beat me into an idiot? Ouch, it really hurts."

I lit a cigarette, took two puffs and handed it to Cauliflower, "Forget about opening the scoop, let's analyze what's going on?"

As a psychiatrist, I know that I must calm down now. Anyway, I can't remember what happened afterwards at all, and everything can only depend on cauliflower.

Cauliflower took two deep breaths, thought for a moment, shook her head and said, "Brother Qin, I really can't remember."

"Don't worry, take a look around here, are you familiar with it?" I motioned him to think again.

This cemetery is built in a small mountain depression. Compared with the messy tombs around it, it is much more exquisite. The surroundings of the tomb are made into a zigzag shape with cement. There are two small stone lions at the opening of the cement statue. Presumably the owner of the tomb must also be a flamboyant fluff in front of him, otherwise he wouldn't be so particular about it.

"Brother Qin, I just remembered." Caihua said, "This is the graveyard where I heard the female ghost prostitute. That's right, it was here last time. There was a woman moaning inside."

"It's not important, think about what happened last night, don't tell me, we just ate dead mice all night with wine." Looking at the dead mice and bloody liver and intestines on the ground, my stomach began to convulse, I retched.

Cauliflower pondered for a while, "Damn it, I really can't remember it. Could it be that we were robbed by a female ghost? Or I'll call the engineering team to dig this grave and find out."

"I beat you a few times, and if I run into you, it's my bad luck for eight lifetimes."

I finally understand that the rich second generation like Caihua, most of them have excrement and urine in their brains, and they stink when they get hot.

I glared at him angrily, and looked back at the tomb. I always felt that there was something sinister, but I still couldn’t put it into words, especially the photo of the old man with a melon cap on the tombstone, which seemed to be sneering sinisterly at me. .

My whole body suddenly seemed to have been poured with a bucket of ice water. From head to toe, I felt goosebumps all over my body. The sun shone on my body and it became colder and colder.

Cauliflower was staring at the tombstone, cursing: "It's so damn wicked, people will kneel in front of him after death, hey, why are all the words on it blurred?"

I took a closer look, and I didn't know who was so cruel, he chiseled all the words on the old man's tomb to pieces, this trick was bad enough, it made the old man die without a name, but judging from the wickedness of the tomb repair , It is considered polite not to be planed and dragged out to whip the corpse.

The words on it are completely unclear. I think it’s weird what happened. This place is also very evil. It’s shabby and scary. I said, “Cauliflower, forget it, let’s go.”

"Damn it, you dare to open my ladle and cause me to be scolded, go to your mother." Cauliflower was still yelling and cursing, and raised her legs to bring down the two small stone lions in front of the tomb.

I was afraid that if Caihua's head got hot, this grandson would really dig the grave, so I quickly dragged him down the mountain. If the people in Yemapo Village saw us disturbing the grave, it would be no joke.

The moment I went down the mountain, my back felt cold and I looked back. The old man's smile seemed to be getting colder and colder...

After going down the mountain, Caihua and I pondered for a long time, and we didn't want to understand what happened last night, but one thing is for sure, we must have run into something evil.

Caihua and I are the kind of heartless people who don't take it seriously if they don't understand it. Played it all over, the only regret is that this grandson just refuses to take me to find the young lady, probably because he got rotten cauliflower, I'm afraid, I don't want to expose his scars all the time, so I can only endure it.

I have always been very accurate in seeing people. Caihua lacks friends, or he has no one to play with. He is a bit nervous, but he is loyal enough. Like me, we have no real friends. Lonely loner.

On the night when he left City C, Caihua told me that he had two wishes, the first one was to be an idiot with me, and the second one was to learn Qimen Dunjia and catch ghosts.

I sprayed wine on his face on the spot and said, if you want to be a fool, you can heal the rotten cauliflower first, and then talk about it. As for the second one, with your pig brain full of dung, you should never think about it in this life.

Cauliflower asked me what my wish was. I thought about it for a long time and told him seriously that I like a woman but feel that I am not good enough for her. The greatest wish in my life is to marry her as a wife.

Cauliflower was surprised and gestured at me, my brother Qin is chic, and there are girls you can't pick up?This girl is so flirtatious.

I lowered my head with a wry smile, with mixed feelings in my heart. From outsiders, it seemed that I made money easily, was invincible in picking up girls, and was extremely envious. In fact, everyone has their own regrets. My regret is that I can’t forget that woman, and I can’t get her.

Cauliflower asked me who is that woman?

I shook my head. Some people can only keep it in their hearts forever, and speaking out will only add to the pain.

The next day, Cauliflower sent me to the airport and watched me leave reluctantly.

This trip was really bad to be honest, but it was better because I had a friend and confidant like cauliflower.