Yin Yang ghost contract

I gritted my teeth and opened my eyes, trying to smile and said: "Cauliflower, you are my brother, if it weren't for me, I wouldn't have hurt you...caused you to lose your life."

Caihua smiled wryly and shook her head, "Brother Qin, I owe you my life again, hey..."

"Two needles cut life and death, what a pity that your boy's ninety-nine double yang life!" Liu Shigong shook his head and sighed coldly, the second needle pierced the paper figurine's chest without hesitation.

It hurts, it hurts, I can even clearly hear the crushing sound of my heart, my mouth and nose start to bleed, the blood quickly takes away the strength in my body, and my eyes begin to blur!

Cauliflower grabbed my hands with all her strength, and cried out, "Brother Qin, Brother Qin..."

"Cauliflower, you, you fucking tell me, what's wrong? What's wrong?" I asked with my last breath bleeding.

Cauliflower shook her head, Brother Qin, I can't say, everything is over, brother can only stay with you...

With a thud, before Cai Hua finished speaking, she started to spurt blood again, "Brother Qin, I, I'll go first..."

"It's hard to survive with three needles, you don't even have a chance to see Lord Yan, and you have nothing to sue!" Master Liu laughed wildly.

Seeing that the third needle is about to be stuck, I will never doubt Liu Shigong's words at this moment, this person is too terrifying.

I suddenly remembered my red card. Cauliflower said it could be used as a stand-in and save lives. Trembling, I took out the card and stuffed it in Cauliflower's hand, holding his hand and swinging it out with the last bit of strength.

The cauliflower still didn't respond, I closed my eyes weakly, with a lot of resentment in my heart.

I don't know what's wrong?Is this still the world I live in?Why are there so many inexplicable things, what is going on?Who can tell me.

Cauliflower, my only good friend, a brother whom I have known for less than a month, the reckless and stupid cauliflower, who came from thousands of miles away, but died because of me.

I hate it, I don't accept it!

I touched the cold face of cauliflower, the unshaven beard, and I hated him so much, but I hated that my eyes were covered with blood, and I couldn't even see his appearance clearly.

Blood dripped on my left hand, and my left hand began to become hot. I refused to accept it, and I refused to accept it.

I slapped the ground with the last bit of my strength, shouting hate!

My left hand is getting hotter and hotter, I feel like I'm about to be melted, and the house of the underworld seems to be trembling, with every slap of my heartfelt hatred, the iron chain of the house of the underworld is pulling.

"How could this be, this is..." Master Liu threw away the black needle in his hand, his face full of panic, "This hand, him, how could he be..."

It was dark before my eyes, and I finally exhausted the last bit of strength and passed out.

I don't know how long it took, but I felt warm and uncomfortable. I opened my eyes hard, and the sun was in the sky, which made my eyes hurt.

Slowly getting used to the light, I saw Caihua sitting next to her, smoking a cigarette blankly, and a lot of cigarette butts had been thrown on the ground.

I'm stupid, bitch, isn't this dead?

Cauliflower's eyes were red, and she hugged me, almost kissing me.

My heart was warm, my nose was sore, and I choked up and said, fuck off, I will die behind your rotten cauliflower.

This feeling of the rest of my life after death is really wonderful. I have mixed feelings, and Caihua and I are so excited that tears filled our eyes.

I snatched the cigarette from the corner of Caihua's mouth, sat up straight, and inhaled vigorously. My whole body seemed to be falling apart, and the pain was severe. Once the smell of nicotine entered my throat, my body seemed to be alive, and my strength was slowly recovering. .

Cigarettes are really a good thing, as cauliflower said, as long as there are cigarettes, I will not die.

Looking at the mess in front of me, my mind was in a mess. If I remember correctly, Mr. Liu injured the vagina of me and Cai Hua with a black needle last night, and we both vomited blood.

By the way, isn't the cauliflower dead?Could it be...

Thinking of this, I am a little nervous, cauliflower, let's not hang up.

Second-hand goods, can you still bask in the sun after hanging up?If you see a ghost who dares to bask in the sun at noon, it will be out of his wits.

Then, he frowned, and pointed to the pile of paper things on the ground, our Yin body was released, and Yin Hun and Yin Po were safe and sound, which is really strange.

That's right, Mr. Liu got two needles in his genitals, if he doesn't die, he must be an idiot, but now we are lying here safe and sound.

What's even more strange is that there is a piece of talisman attached to the wound on my lower abdomen. The warm pleasure comes from the paper talisman. Intuitively, this talisman should stop bleeding and relieve pain. One pole, I have to hang up.

Cauliflower, how many of you have such a good thing, if you don’t give it to me earlier, I will almost bleed to death.

Cauliflower said, how could I have the ability to draw the Nanshou Talisman, this was drawn by the judge.

Nan Shoufu, what is it?

Cauliflower said that the Nanshou Talisman is a kind of charm that uses one's own cultivation to touch the Antarctic Immortal Wengmao, the God of Fortune, Fortune, and Shou, in exchange for a life-saving and life-enhancing talisman. , Qian Jin is easy to get, but three lives are hard to find, understand?

I don't understand. You said that Mr. Liu really has several problems, he kills and saves again, what kind of tricks are he playing.

Cauliflower shook her head, ordinary people can't understand what the judge wants to do, but this time we can live because of his mercy.

"Judge? Yes, I remembered, and Guo Dapao's horse head, cauliflower, don't tell me the world, there is a hell of a place."

All this is too unimaginable, I looked around, green hills, city outlines, scorching sun, gentle wind, is this still a big world?

Cauliflower pondered for a moment and said, anyway, you will know sooner or later, so I will tell you.

Ghost, you already know it, so I won't explain it.

People are born and people die every day. Once a person dies, only ghosts and ghosts are left. One soul and one soul become ghosts. There are countless new ghosts every day. Before the temporary residence pavilion, there must be a guide.

"Oh, I see, what you're talking about is super-duplication." I said.

"Do you understand a little bit? Transcendence is just to enlighten the ghost to forget the fear before death, the joys and sorrows, and resentment before death, and then ask the underworld to report that the dead person is dead again, and let the black and white impermanence come to lead the ghost."

Cauliflower went on to say that black and white impermanence is not a panacea. How can there be so much time? The main reason is that ghosts and gods also have restrictions. The world is full of yang, and they also have taboos.

I'm a little confused, since gods and ghosts don't care, how can a person enter the underworld and reincarnate?

You are right, most of the new ghosts do not know the way to the temporary residence pavilion, black and white are impermanent, and ghosts are unwilling or too busy. At this time, someone needs to lead the way. The folks call it a shady person.

"Going in the dark, I seem to have heard my father say it, but what does it have to do with the judge."

Cauliflower smiled triumphantly, "Your question is correct. Before the yin ward leads people to the temporary residence pavilion, one of the city gods must record the points in the roster. This is also to prevent some shady people from detaining ghosts without permission."

"Is the City God a human being or a legendary ghost?" The more I listened, the more excited I was, I couldn't help but ask one more question.

Cauliflower said, Nima, don't interrupt, listen to me.

City God is like a town mayor, and it can be regarded as a protector of one party, but some places don't have a City God Temple, so what should we do?At this time, it will be controlled by some people with relatively high Taoism.

This person is called the judge, and the new ghost must first be named and recorded by the judge, and then handed over to the shade.

Because there is no Town God's Temple, the judge can only manage these trivial matters in places where the yin is heavy and new ghosts gather. After all, they are also human beings, so the crematorium is a better choice. Liu Shigong is the judge on your side.

As a judge, there is a minimum requirement, which is to be able to summon and send souls. The new ghosts who have died will gather when they hear the soul-calling curse, and then send the new ghosts to the ghosts in various jurisdictions with the soul-sending curse. In the hand, take it to the temporary residence pavilion.

My head got dizzy when I heard it, oh my god, isn't Master Liu just a living god?

The cauliflower flicked the cigarette butt, and spat a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground, he was just a handful!Let Yan Jun know, kill him three times and kill him five times, nothing will kill him.

Just as I was about to speak, Cauliflower gestured for me to shut up.

From the smug look on his face, I understand that this grandson enjoys this kind of preaching-style explanation. He is a pure bastard who really puts his heart and soul into Taoism.

"Master Liu is simply the best of scumbags. As a judge, he actually dismisses ghosts indiscriminately. Sooner or later, he will be struck by lightning. The worst thing is that he actually said that my Yinshan sect is an evil heretic, a grandma's leg."

Seeing the grandson scolding all over the place, I quickly interrupted, "Zhang Caihua, Zhang Tianshi, please, can I talk about some dry stuff? Yan Jun is the King of Yama, right?"

Cauliflower let out an oh, and continued, Yan Jun is also a human being, with profound morals, maybe it is the head teacher of Maoshan, maybe Zhang Tianshi of Longhushan, anyway, what you need to know is that in our space, people have the final say.

And ghosts are not allowed to stay and do harm in our space, because whether they are good ghosts or bad ghosts, their own yin energy will affect the luck in the yang world. Chaos, people and ghosts are closely related.

This is also the reason why people who walk in the underworld can go to the underworld. If the underworld seals the nine gates of the underworld, no matter how powerful they are, they will not be able to enter the underworld.

"Cauliflower, can we become Yan Jun?" It sounded that Yan Jun seemed to be very popular, so I teased him with some doubts.

Cauliflower glanced at me and said firmly, "I can't do it, but you can definitely."

"I can play a few, just to tease you, even if you kill me, I won't do your job." I said with a smile.

"Brother Qin, there are some things that you don't want... Hey, forget it, let's not talk about it." He hesitated for a moment, and swallowed the words.

I continued to ask, what is three kills and five breaks?

Cai Hua said, this is the rule set by Lord Yan for those who are in the dark. I don't know what it is, but once the three-kill and five-severe order is violated, it will be very miserable.

After listening for a while, I became a little impatient, "You're like telling a fucking story, brag, that's all, tell me why Master Liu didn't kill us, and even relieved us of our Yin bodies."