Yin Yang ghost contract

The distance of a few feet high is not a joke, his physical strength has not yet reached the level of a grand master, and he is afraid of blood, his landing movements are far less light and graceful than a young master.

Fatty, play for me!Cauliflower snatched the water gun from Jiaozi's hand, and sprayed it at Fakong.

Fakong suddenly let out a scream, and hurriedly covered his sleeves to cover it, he loves cleanliness the most, how could he suffer such stinky dog ​​blood.

Spray you, spray you!The more cauliflower played, the more excited she became, and the spray gun forced Fakong to stand in front of the Buddhist temple.

Fakong was in a daze, his ears and nose smelled bad, his cassock was filthy, and he was busy avoiding the evil spirit. , the blue light flickering on his body, as if there was a tendency to show his appearance.

Hey, let you old monster smug!It's so smelly, I see how the Buddha got on your body, the cauliflower is like a submachine gun, shaking back and forth crazily, it's very happy.

Abbot!Several personal guard monks snatched out from the temple, held the water gun in their hands, and carried Fakong to the backyard in embarrassment.

Quick, don't run away, demon monk!Once Fakong got rid of the shackles and invited the golden body of Buddha, no one could stop him.

Several people jumped out of the car and hurriedly chased after Fakong. It would be a pity if such a good opportunity was missed.

After chasing to the backyard, more than a dozen monks jumped out and surrounded them with monk sticks in their hands. The leader monk smashed his long stick on the ground and shouted awe-inspiringly, "Where are you youngsters who dare to trespass on Xiangyun Temple?"

"Break the formation!" My eyes turned cold, and I shouted coldly.

Cauliflower and the Duan brothers had long held back their anger and roared up, "Stick array!" The monks yelled, and more than a dozen long sticks came from all directions with the sound of wind.

"Hmph, if you can't even deal with us, we brothers are in vain." Baozi and Jiaozi laughed loudly, and with a long drink, their bodies swelled up like a ball, and the monks rolled on them, breaking them one after another.

"It's my turn." Seeing that the two brothers were eager to kill, Caihua dared not lag behind. The long sword was like flowing water, and it was like a flowing water, rushing from left to right, and no one dared to block it.

"Don't bother, let's go!"

I went to the back mountain to chase first, and I could vaguely see that Fakong and his group had already entered the stone pagoda, and it would be difficult to catch up.

"Damn it, let the old demon Fakong run away!" Cauliflower spat and said angrily.

I glanced around and saw that the temple square at the foot of the mountain had exploded. There was such a commotion and a stampede happened. Naturally, the police couldn't spare us the culprits and were searching for us.

Especially the Baozi brothers. These two brothers stole the fire brigade's car, and the armed police with live ammunition came to the door.

What to do, brother Qin, asked Caihua.

I beckoned and signaled them to squat down, "Last time we broke into the Yongle Grand Ceremony and killed Faxu, Fakong must have strengthened his defenses, and I'm afraid it will be difficult to sneak in."

"Is it just going back home like this? Don't tell me, Brother Qin, we haven't had enough fun yet." Jiaozi yelled angrily.

"Jiaozi, shut up and listen to Brother Qin's arrangement." Baozi snapped.

I lit a cigarette, took a couple of puffs, rubbed my forehead, and couldn't think of anything to do for a while, seeing Baozi and Dumpling looking at me eagerly, these two brothers were really suffocated, finally caught a chance to play, naturally is not to be missed.

"How about that, you brothers should go in and find out first." I saw that the two of them have fat heads and big ears. If they shaved their hair, they would look a bit like monks.

With the current appearance of me and cauliflower, it must be difficult to get in. My face is very difficult to pass, let alone cauliflower, whose beard can't be shaved off with any knife.

"Okay!" Brother Baozi was very smart, understood what I meant, moved his wrist, and wiped his hair on his hair, and the hair fell out. His bald head was only short of two clothes to decorate it.

The two returned to the temple, turned over the two monks and changed into monk robes, "How is it, Brother Qin, do you think you can pass the test?" They lowered their voices and asked with a smile.

"Well, it's almost there, you brothers, remember, if there is danger, it is important to save your life." I gave a thumbs up and ordered.

"Brother Qin, don't worry, the person who can catch my brother hasn't been born yet." Dumpling said with a proud smile.

"Go, I'll wait for your good news." I told them the method of entering the stone pagoda in detail, and they agreed.

"It's really boring, Brother Qin, I think we brothers can just kill them and get in here, just stay here, damn it, I'm in such a panic." Cauliflower folded her clothes, leaned against the small bump, and muttered.

"How much do you know? Although Fakong was frustrated for a while, he will definitely come back and kill him. Besides, the stone pagoda is full of fierce monks from Xiangyun Temple. Let's kill them like this. We haven't seen Fakong yet. Brothers It’s broken.” I handed the cigarette to Cauliflower to comfort him.

Okay, then I'll wait a little longer, I think these two fat guys are quite smart, I hope they can come up with some tricks, Cai Hua said lazily, biting her cigarette holder.

After waiting for a long time, Cai Hua finally couldn't hold back and shouted: "Brother Qin, these two brothers will not be arrested by Fakong, right? It's been two or three fucking hours! I haven't even seen a ghost until now."

I looked at my watch, it was already one o'clock at noon, and the fat brother hadn't come out yet, so I couldn't help feeling a little worried. I and Cauliflower know Fakong's skills very well. I haven't seen anyone for so long, and the Duan brothers are probably doomed.

"Wait another half an hour, and we will rush in to save people."

After half an hour, I started to feel a little anxious, got up and patted the dust off my body, put on a mask and said solemnly: "Cauliflower, let's not wait any longer, let's save someone."

The Duan brothers are kind to me, if I fall into a dangerous situation and get killed, then I will be guilty of a great crime.

rustle!

What a sound, there was a slight movement in the grass not far away, cauliflower's ears were tipped, and she touched it with a knife.

The soil on the ground loosened, and a naked thing came out of the soil. The cauliflower was about to be cut with a knife. The man hurriedly shouted: "Damn it, you have a big beard. It's your brother and me!"

dumpling?I hurriedly stretched out my hand to lift him out, and then the bun also got out.

Good boy, how did you find this secret passage?Cauliflower asked excitedly.

Baozi patted his chest, raised his hand and panted, "Let me take a breath!"

After calming down, Baozi said mysteriously, "Brother Qin, guess what I found?"

"what?"

"Don't be so fucking impatient, why don't you just say it?" Cauliflower urged impatiently.

"I found the secret passage of Yongle Hall, so this is Zhu Di's underground palace." Baozi said. "You're not talking nonsense, do you still need to talk?" Cauliflower said.

"Zhu Di is suspicious, so he opened a secret passage under the palace, which means we can enter Yongle Palace directly from here." Baozi said.

"Moreover, we discovered the important secret of the old demon Fakong." Jiaozi interjected.

"What's the secret?" I asked quickly.

"Fakong, she's actually a girl, her body is as white and tender as a lamb, and that pair of waves is really round..." Jiaozi licked her lips wretchedly and said with a smile.

Before he finished speaking, Baozi gave him a chestnut, "What are you talking about, let me tell you, Brother Qin, Fakong is actually a lotus banshee!"

Lotus Banshee?This bird is a bitch!Cauliflower's eyes widened, her face full of disbelief.

No wonder I saw that he looks white and tender, but he is really a woman, I said.

Brother Qin, can I say something more, Jiaozi raised her hand and blinked to ask for instructions.

you say.

"Can you kill her? I don't think she looks like a bad person. She is pure and pure, and she has a certain level of cultivation in Buddhism. I think she may have been bewitched, which led to her going astray. The practice of flowers and plants is far more difficult than that of animals. It's really not easy to take shape." Jiaozi lowered her head, blushed, and said with a smile.

Grass, you kid won't like this lotus banshee, cauliflower said in surprise.

Don't worry, it's fine if she doesn't kill us, but if we want to kill her, it won't be so easy, I said.

Don't talk nonsense, let's go in first, I'm hungry, I have to call it a day and eat, Cai Hua said impatiently.

Baozi lifted the mound of dirt, jumped down first, and entered the secret passage, I was amazed.

The secret passage is two meters high, spacious and bright, with more than a dozen transparent luminous pearls inlaid on the wall, and the light is bright. "As expected of the emperor's exclusive secret passage, it is really advanced." Cauliflower reached out to touch the wall, and the tentacles were slippery. Looking closer to the wall, the cave wall is actually bubbling.

"These are perlite used to purify the air, increase oxygen and preserve freshness, and are salvaged from the East Sea. It's hard to buy a piece of it." Baozi explained enviously.

"Then your brothers have made a lot of money this time, digging a brick at will is enough to eat." I laughed.

Brother Qin, there are rules for stealing. Once this thing is sold out, it must be reimbursed. If you should get it, you should have a steelyard in your heart, Baozi explained.

After walking along the secret passage for a while, there was no sound, which was enough to prove that no one had discovered this secret passage before.

chug!

The sound of running water was vaguely heard, and Jiaozi smiled and said, "Brother Qin, we're here!" As he spoke, he pushed aside a special piece at the end of the secret passage, the stone door opened, and he touched a dark road inside, Baozi gently pushed aside a piece of iron. Guy, it's not a magnificent bedroom below.

The big bed, curtains, chairs, and utensils were all carved with dragons and phoenixes. Baozi glanced around twice, then turned his head and said, "It seems that girl is still taking a bath, let's go down."

After jumping down, Caihua and I followed Duan's brothers and dived into the bathing pool outside the bedroom. Before we got there, the faint scent of lotus flowers wafted over our nostrils.

The white water vapor in the pool is steaming, and the water surface is covered with petals of various colors. Fakong leans lightly on the edge of the pool, his black hair is wet and hangs on his white and tender neck, and his breasts are half naked floating on the water surface. At this moment, she is holding flowers with her hands. , blowing the water gently, with a faint and quiet smile on the corner of the mouth, gentle and sweet, like a natural pure poetry and painting.