high official

Chapter 79
"I know, I know, don't worry about it." All the scholars said impatiently: "You just give orders."

"Xiao Ke has something to say first, if it's a order, a flower branch order, a dice order, etc., I can still accompany you." Miss Diao didn't speak, Wang Xian put the words down and said: "If it's a scholar's order, we, a knife and pen official, can't play with it." .”

He didn't guess wrong at all, this group of people had seen him a long time ago, they hit it off almost immediately, and decided to take the opportunity to take revenge on him.They are all the sons of officials and officials, and they have great fame, so they are afraid that he will not succeed as a small official in green shirts?So he dragged and dragged Wang Xian into the game, insisting that he make a big fool of himself!Seeing that he wants to self-depreciate and escape, how can he agree?

"Who will believe Wang Yasi's words?" Li Yu said with a smile: "May I ask all of us who have taken such big measures, which one can write 'Keep on the green hills and let the wind from east to west, north and south'?" He asked the scholars: " Can you, can you?" Everyone shook their heads.

"That is, even if you are an official, you are also an elegant official. You are much more knowledgeable than us." Yu Xiucai said: "Wang Yasi disdains this way. Otherwise, it would be better to get something out of one's pocket if you are a scholar?"

"Nonsense." Yin Ling, a clever little girl, immediately saw that they were going to punish her elder brother, and immediately said angrily, "Who doesn't take the exam if you want to be a scholar? My elder brother is only literate."

"When adults talk, children don't interrupt." Yu Xiucai glared at her and said, "Is it possible to compose poetry just after learning how to read?"

"I said, I didn't write that poem." Wang Xian suppressed the fire and said in a muffled voice, "I read it from an ancient book."

"Which book?" the crowd asked.

"The broken book has no skin."

"where?"

"When the firewood burns..."

"Hehe..." All the scholars said in their hearts that only ghosts believe it.Books are a rare thing. The two generations of officials in Wang Xian's family are only literate. Where can I find ancient books?

The scholars looked at each other again, secretly thinking, it seems that they guessed right, the poem was written by Lin Qing'er.

It is said that after Wang Xian wrote the poem, it seemed that there was no more disturbance except that Wei Zhixian was moved to a mess.That's because the circle he lives in is low and vulgar peasants, for them, what is poetry, can it be eaten?Only when they hear the praises from scholars, will they regard Wang Xian as a 'talented scholar', 'literati', 'elegant official' and so on...

This is the right to speak, which has always been in the hands of scholars.Fuyang County is a big fart place, and scholars have naturally heard that poem, but there are almost no public comments, and occasionally there are a few sentences, "Is the whole text called a poem without a dictionary?" ','It's just a doggerel! ' and the like, naturally cannot cause a big response.

But in fact, these guys are almost dying of jealousy. They have studied poetry since childhood, so of course they know the ancient and modern lines, and most of them are fake supplements, and they are all found directly.For example, in Bai Juyi's "Song of Everlasting Sorrow", only two allusions of "Xiaoyu" and "Shuangcheng" are used in the whole article, because his talent is more than enough, and he does not need to search for chapters and excerpts to increase the literary grace of his poems.

However, how do you let these guys who think they are full of talent and not inferior to Zijian accept a vulgar official and write such genius poems?In that case, wouldn't their ten-year cold window become a joke?

So they carefully inquired about Wang Xian's past, and knew that he was an ignorant slut, not to mention poetry, he couldn't even write... This can also be seen from Master Diao's description of his daughter .How can such a person write poetry?It's almost the same where you sit and get wet.

They also remembered that Han Jiaoyu had praised Lin Qinger's talent and learning, so they were sure that this poem must have been written by Lin Qinger.And today's method is also based on this, they first let the men and women divide the tables, cut off the possibility of Lin Qing'er secretly helping Wang Xian, and then make Wang Xian lose face, and see how he still hangs around in Fuyang County with five people and six people!

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Seeing Wang Xian's refusal, Miss Diao sneered and said: "The wine order has already begun, if you want to leave the banquet halfway, you can travel three thousand miles!"

"..." Wang Xian was speechless.The wine of the Ming Dynasty was not that of the Song Dynasty. Wu Song could kill a tiger even after drinking eighteen bowls.If he drank three hundred glasses of wine in a row, he would definitely be dead drunk.

Seeing that he was dissatisfied, Li Yu comforted him: "They are not outsiders, even if they can't tell, drink a few more glasses of wine, get drunk and go to sleep, who else will laugh at the prisoner?"

Wang Xian had no choice but to stop talking, and secretly said, today he has followed their way, and he knocked out his teeth and swallowed blood in his stomach, and then he will show them how to show off in the future!

Seeing that he was silent, Miss Diao proudly said: "You great talents still use Yaling, but we little girls can use Huazhiling."

"There are many Yalings, such as riddles, poems, couplets, split characters, separated characters..." All the scholars asked with a smile: "Which one does Sister Diao come up with?"

"Since Wang Xiaodi said that he has never read scriptures, let's come to Shiling, which is something you are good at, right?" Ms. Diao smiled gloatingly at Wang Xian, and said: "First, here is the 'Qiping Qipingling' 'Come on, everyone recites a line of poetry, requiring the seven characters to be in a flat tone or all in a flat tone, and they sing together at the table. Those who make mistakes will be given ten lashes, and those who fail to do so will be given thirty lashes."

So she, the commander, came forward and said: "Where is the radius, it is difficult to Zhou Xi." Qiping.

Li Yu then said, "Pianhe is too late." Qiping.

Yu Yifan continued: "If there is a guest, there is a guest to order with chopsticks." Qizheng.

Li Qi went on to say: "The emperor got the sage phase and said to save him." Qiping.

It's Wang Xian's turn, he has only just learned about mediocrity.It took more than ten years of immersion since childhood to reach their level, so they had to admit three cups of punishment.

After playing for two more rounds, Wang Xian had already drank nine cups, now Yinling couldn't stand it any longer, and said angrily: "You bully people, why do you only drink my brother?"

Everyone laughed and said: "The wine order is like a military order. If you can't do it, you can drink it naturally."

"Who knows if you've done it before?" Although Yin Ling was only speaking in anger, it really hit the mark. They, the young masters and young ladies, have put in a lot of work on the wine order during the two-day banquet. These poems are all It was ready long ago.

"Although absolutely not," Li Yu said with a generous smile, "but to reassure my little sister, sister Diao, you can change it."

"Then... well," Ms. Diao thought about it, and then said: "Fei Chun Ziling", each of you should recite a poem, and the poem recited by No. The word "chun" ranks second, and then drops to the end of the word "chun" in turn, and then starts from the beginning. "

"It's simple." All the scholars were overjoyed when they heard this, because they ate wine every day and played the flying word order many times, including this "spring word going downstairs order".

So Miss Diao, the master, came first with the first sentence: "Flowers are flying everywhere in Spring City."

Li Yu continued, "Don't let people make mistakes in the New Year."

Yu Yifan continued: "But I suspect that the spring is in others."

"Grass and trees will return soon." The next person said.

"Spring is everywhere in Twelfth Street." Another person said.

It was Wang Xian's turn, he thought for a while, but couldn't answer, so he had to admit three cups of punishment.

"Last night, there were spring flowers every day." They were able to continue.

"The scene of poets is in the New Year!"

The scholars played three more rounds, but Wang Xian still didn't match up, so naturally he drank another nine glasses of wine, and his face turned into a red cloth.

Scholars gloated at his misfortune, loudly urging him to drink and urging Miss Diao to issue new orders.

In that room, the female relatives laughed so hard that tears came out, some stumbled and said: "You are right with the last one." Some laughed and said, "It's the first time I have seen such a straw bag." Others covered their mouths and laughed. : "'Bite the green hills and don't relax', how did it become 'grit the teeth and don't open your mouth'?"

Hearing them sneer at her beloved brother, Yinling's eyes were red with anger, Huo De stood up, but Lin Qing'er grabbed her and said, "Sit down."

"No, my brother has been bullied like this!" Yinling said angrily.

"I'll go." But Lin Qing'er stood up, walked to Wang Xian, bowed to everyone, and said, "My husband is already too weak to drink, so I will let my concubine take his place."

"You..." All the scholars looked at each other, thinking that it would be interesting to pour the two male and female together, and then throw them into the boat.They all looked at the Lord Ling.

Ms. Diao wished that Lin Qing'er would make a fool of herself like Wang Xian, she didn't believe it at all, if they were prepared against unprepared, would they still lose?He smiled and said, "Of course, it's just that my sister has to be punished the same way."

"That's natural." Lin Qing'er nodded.

Then there were "Four Books and Five Classics" orders, Tianganzhi orders, and Lin Qing'er's order, which couldn't help her at all.

All the scholars couldn't help but look at each other with admiration, saying that this little lady is intelligent by nature, has great knowledge and memorization, and she is so lovely, marrying this idiot official is really a flower inserted into cow dung.

"I'll give you an order. If you match up, you'll win." Seeing that Lin Qing'er couldn't do anything with the leisurely wine order, Li Yu had no choice but to show his unique skills: "Water is a stream, and no water is Xi. Go to the stream, add water A bird becomes a chicken. A cat in power is as male as a tiger, and a phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken if it loses its hair!" This is clearly a satire on Wang Xian who pretended to be a tiger in the county and acted like a tiger, but now he is showing his true colors and is full of ugly behavior.

When Lin Qing'er heard this, her jade face turned cold, and she said coldly: "With wood is also chess, and without wood is another thing. If you go to the chess side wood, you will be cheated if you owe money. Fish swim in shallow water and get tricked by shrimps, and tigers fall into the plains and get caught by dogs." Bullying!" Li Yu and others were directly described as shrimp and dogs.

After some rebuttals, Li Yu was speechless. He squinted at Lin Qing'er, smacked his lips and said, "It's a pity..."

"Li Xianggong, please respect yourself." Lin Qing'er supported Wang Xian and said, "My husband is drunk, please call a small boat for us, we will not disturb everyone's pleasure."

"Uh," Li Yu was pondering whether to let Wang Xian go, when Li Qi stood up and said, "I'll call you a boat."

As he spoke, he ignored Miss Diao's cannibalistic eyes, opened the door curtain and went out, but then turned back and said, "Everyone, Senior Brother Chen is here."

"Oh, what wind brought Brother Shu Zhen here." Li Yu immediately put Wang Xian behind him, and led everyone to stand up to greet him.

The person who came was a 25-year-old man in a black straight gown and a black scarf. He laughed and said, "Brother Zili, it's so embarrassing not to look for me when you come to Hangzhou."

"Brother Shu Zhen is now socializing with high-ranking officials and dignitaries. A young scholar like my younger brother doesn't dare to disturb him." Even so, Li Yu looked proud.

"Haha, it's your fault, and it almost caused you to miss a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." Uncle Zhen laughed heartily and said, "Looking at you, you don't know that Mr. Hu Ge is going to criticize my Zhejiang scholar tonight, right?" ?”

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　It's so slow to write, I hope tomorrow can be faster, sorry sorry.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)