The strongest idler in history

When Wei Qi woke up, he found that he was lying on his bed. He felt a little thirsty and wanted to get up to get some water to drink.It was obvious that he was bleeding too much and his body needed to replenish water. He was just about to get up when he heard Guo Ziling's voice.

"Wei Qi, are you awake? Don't get up quickly, you are injured, I will help you get what you want, just lie down."

Wei Qi found that Guo Ziling was sitting on a table not far from him, and his legs were still shaking when he was talking.Although she spoke nicely, she didn't mean to get off the table at all.Obviously just talking.Fortunately, Wei Qi didn't want this young lady to serve him at all, so he got up and went to the kitchen to pour water.

As soon as Wei Qi opened the kitchen door, he was almost frightened to death by the scene inside. The little pig was standing in the middle of the kitchen. Grow vegetables and meat.I saw the little pig opened its mouth and sucked lightly, and a bundle of spinach went into his mouth. The bundle of spinach was bigger than the little pig.Then I saw its neck bulge, as if a ball was stuffed inside, and the ball rolled towards its body, and when it finally reached its stomach, the ball suddenly became bigger, as if it had exploded in its stomach The same, the piglet will return to its original state after the explosion.Wei Qi also wondered where the spinach had gone, when he saw two balls of white smoke sprayed out from the little pig's nose, and also made two "woo woo~~" sounds.

Wei Qi closed the kitchen door softly, he didn't dare to look at it, he was afraid that Master Pig would swallow him too.Swallowing bundles of spinach spits out two balls of white smoke, and swallowing him also farts.

Guo Ziling came to his side at this time, handed him a sword and said, "This is the sword you want, here you are, you wake up and the little pig has something to eat, I'm going back." As she said that, she was about to leave.

Wei Qi still doesn't understand what's going on, how he came back, and where the food came from.That would make Guo Ziling go, so she hurriedly grabbed Guo Ziling and asked, "How did I faint? How did I come back? Where did the food come from?"

"You still have the nerve to ask, you are rude to my mother, and my mother used magic to make you faint. As for how you came back, of course I found two senior brothers to recite it for you. I gave it to the little pig, you are not allowed to abuse it, you must feed it." Guo Ziling was a little impatient. "Is there anything else you want to ask, if not, I'm leaving."

After hearing what Guo Ziling said, Wei Qi understood what had happened.

"No wonder Guo Ziling took the initiative to give me the sword. The last time I smashed the door, this time I beat someone. Is it easy for me to get two swords!" But when he saw the sword Guo Ziling gave him, his eyes lit up. He hurriedly said: "Then you go back, I want to practice too."

After Guo Ziling left, Wei Qi wanted to practice but found a large bowl on the table, and there was still some rice porridge in the bowl.Now he really understood.

"I said why I didn't feel hungry when I got up. It turned out that my daughter-in-law felt sorry for me and fed me porridge. No wonder she couldn't sit down on the table. She was afraid that I would see the bowl. She even lost her temper with me on purpose. It turned out to be tsundere. Cute is so cute."

Wei Qi looked around again and found that the door that was hacked by Guo Ziling had also been repaired.She curled her lips, "It's only repaired now, it's useless, that little pig can't be driven away, hum."

He got angry when he saw the door. If the door wasn't broken, the little pig wouldn't be able to enter his house.He couldn't be bullied to death by the little pig.He was making excuses for his own misfortune, and with the strength of a little pig, he could break through his door with a single toe.

Wei Qi saw the porridge bowl on the table again, imagining the scene of his little wife feeding him porridge.The more I thought about it, the happier I was, and I smirked while holding the bowl.After laughing for a long time, he remembered that there was still a sword waiting for him to eat.

Wei Qi picked up the sword that Guo Ziling gave him, he didn't even look at the sword, he just sat on the bed and sucked it.After a while, he finished absorbing the spirit on the sword, and reached the sixth level of entry level.

"Why did I only gain one level? This sword is not strong. I have to go to the eighth level at least to eat the gourd. Where can I find spiritual things? If the old miscellaneous wanderer comes back and he finds out, I will But it's going to be bad luck." Wei Qi lay on the bed and felt worried.

Suddenly Wei Qi jumped up on the bed, "Haha, yes, since my butt mat can give birth to spirits, other people's should also be able to, this thing has been passed down from generation to generation, I just need to put all the futons in Zixian Palace If you get it, you will definitely be able to reach the eighth level of entry. I am really a genius." Not to mention that Wei Qi's idea is really good.

Wei Qi got up early the next morning, and went to the logistics yard of Zixian Palace.I advertised with the dean there, saying that he would do good things for everyone, help everyone clean futons for free, and wanted everyone to clean futons for him.And the older and dirtier the better.Let the Logistics Institute help him promote it.The dean agreed when he saw that he wanted to do something good, so he asked someone to help him promote it.Wei Qi went back to his home and sat on the butt pad.

After a while, business came to the door, and the person who came was a handsome young man named Wei Liting.Wei Qi was given two futons, and Wei Qi was lucky to see that there was a spirit in one of them. "Sure enough, my thoughts are right. This butt mat is obviously prone to anima." Wei Qi took the futon and promised to help clean it, and the little boy thanked him repeatedly.Wei Qixin said: "It's me who should be thanked, I rely on your ass to improve my cultivation!"

After the man left, Wei Qi picked up the spirited butt pad and began to absorb it. It took only one stick of incense to absorb it.It was found that the cultivation base had increased a little, and he hadn't even reached the peak of the entry-level sixth floor, which was just like the initial stage of the sixth floor. "It seems that you still need a lot of butt pads to get to the entry-level eighth floor."

At night, Wei Qi finally broke through to the entry-level seventh level relying on a futon sent by a little beauty.In one day, Wei Qi Wei Qi collected more than [-] futons, and nine of them were spirits.Counting, one out of four or five futons has a spirit, which is not bad.

The futon Weiqi with the spirit has absorbed everything, and Weiqi watched the futon Weiqi in this place make trouble. "How long have I been washing these dozens of ass pads? I have no choice but to wash them to improve my realm!"

If anyone passes by Wei Qi's small courtyard at this time, he will find that Wei Qi in the courtyard is shirtless, holding a brush in his left hand, a futon in his right, and a large water basin under his feet, brushing the futon under the starlight.While brushing, she sang: "I wash, I wash, I wash, I wash." There was a little chubby pig humming next to it: "mumaoo"

In this way, Wei Qi began his life of collecting futons during the day and absorbing spirits during the day, and washing at night.

A month has passed, and this month has exhausted Wei Qi.It was good at the beginning, although he was tired, but he could absorb a few futons with spirits every day, and he was quite motivated to wash.But as time went on, there were fewer and fewer futons with spirits, and sometimes there was not one for several days.