Goddess Appraiser

(This chapter is full of bad taste, including the plot of transformation...well, read it for yourself...)

"That's good..." Su Xia nodded, turned to Ye Lang and said, "Lang... Xia Xia can only help you this time, and you must protect Xia Xia well in the future, and don't let Xia Xia leave you again. ?"

"Eh? What are you going to do?" Ye Lang asked vigilantly.

"Wait a minute, you have to protect Xia Xia~" Su Xia didn't answer Ye Lang directly, but instead said to the weak Song Yu, "Patriarch Song, thank you for your hospitality these days~ But, I will treat you a little later. ...Well... Anyway, Patriarch Song, don't take it to heart!"

"Uh...Miss Su, what are you going to do?" Song Yu looked at Su Xia with some pain. He would rather fight now than be accidentally injured by his own people, especially this strong and unreliable one Su Xia, God knows how much she will be accidentally injured.

It's a pity that although Song Yu shouted out this voice, it was still a bit late.Su Xia's figure had already appeared in the crowd.

Needless to say, with Su Xia's appearance, people on both sides stopped.The bosses who were slightly weaker at this time thought that Ye Lang had no choice but to contribute this beauty because of the pressure from his own side, and each of them had an extremely arrogant expression on their faces.

But not everyone has such stupid ideas, at least the two old monsters, Tianshan Old Monster and Huoyun Cthulhu, wanted to leave immediately.

It's a pity that they underestimated the goddess's strength at first, and they didn't even regard Su Xia as a goddess, but regarded her as a piece of fat.The ideological contempt and the lack of understanding of the real high-ranking goddess immediately made these two old boys suffer a lot.

It was only a blink of an eye, and the two old guys felt that something was wrong, and when they wanted to get out, they found that their bodies had been completely imprisoned, let alone moving, and they couldn't even blink .

"Just now, were you discussing the ownership of the little girl?" Satisfied with the expressions of a group of big bosses who didn't know what to do, Su Xia pretended to be weak.

"Hey, Miss Su, right? It seems that you understand people!" At this time, Xu Yuan, the big monk who was not cheap and not rubbish, took on the role of his early bird again, "Young monk is the third generation chief of Shaolin Temple. Disciple Xu Yuan, if Miss Su is willing, how about going to Shaolin with the little monk to practice the Supreme Zen?"

As soon as Xu Yuan said this, a group of bosses couldn't help but frowned, and each of them secretly cursed the bald monk for being unscrupulous, but on the other side felt that this kid did nothing wrong. Maybe he won the beautiful goddess in front of him.

"Little master Xuyuan is from Shaolin Temple?" Su Xia sneered in her heart, but there was an expression of worship on her face.

"The little monk is indeed from Shaolin Temple, but he is definitely not young!" Xu Yuan said with a smile.

At this time, a group of bigwigs behind Xu Yuan became even more depressed, it seemed that this beauty was really interested in Xu Yuan.And this damned monk actually talked about nasty jokes in such an open manner. Sure enough, the religion of the Three Kingdoms is unreliable.

"Let me think about it... Shaolin Temple..." Su Xia pretended to ask, "Oh, my little girl remembered, it is the branch of the Buddhism of the Three Kingdoms in the Western Regions, right? But why is this Buddhism that has been wiped out in the God Realm?" , will there be branches in Middle Earth?"

As soon as Su Xia said this, the faces of all the bosses present changed.You must know that although these bosses are not very good-natured, the reason why they became bosses is that they are extremely smart masters. Su Xia's words conveyed two meanings to them at the same time.

First, this Buddhist sect is a foreign sect, and it will take root in China. More importantly, it is a shame that so many sects in China still allow it to take root.Second, Su Xia is not one of those low-level goddesses who have the Godhead of a goddess, but her consciousness is sleeping. On the contrary, her consciousness is also awake.

And the expression on the face of the Great Monk Xu Yuan could no longer be described as ugly.Not only did he fall into Su Xia's trap, he even pushed his sect into an embarrassing situation.

"Miss Su, this food can be eaten indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!" Xu Yuan said forcefully while controlling his trembling body.

"Little master Xuyuan, the little girl is not talking nonsense," Su Xia said with an innocent and pure expression, "I remember that 3 years ago, that small sect of Buddhism was still bragging about its great freedom. No matter how powerful it is, in less than 300 years, a few random men were dispatched to destroy it all over... The little girl is not talented, and it happened to be the one who poisoned Da Zizaitian to death."

"what……"

This time, not only Xu Yuan couldn't stand it anymore, even the gang behind him couldn't stand it anymore.On the contrary, the imprisoned Tianshan old monster and Huoyun evil god were calm in their hearts at this time, and they still had the idea of ​​watching everyone's jokes with cold eyes.

At this time, Su Xia also felt that it was almost time to toss, and she had finished what she should say.Back then that person led a group of ghosts and snake gods to destroy the orthodox lineage of the gods and demons of his Asan sect, but this human world still left some remnants that have not been cleaned up. Now Su Xia just recounts what he saw around that person that day. Everything is recounted on one side.

Of course, Su Xia didn't do this for no reason.As a witch who has existed since the origin of China, seeing a small Buddhist sect from Asan Kingdom dare to act wildly in the middle land, I can't stand it.More importantly, this guy actually dared to tease him, so of course he had to keep doing it, at least completely clean up the influence of this Buddhist sect on this small plane.And the Buddhism implied in her words still has no backstage, which is the first spark in this prairie fire.

However, now that Su Xia has said all that should be said, she doesn't bother to continue being cute with these people.The soft eyes that were originally like a little girl suddenly showed a cold look.

The next moment, with Su Xia as the center, a lavender air mass slowly expanded.For a moment, the entire crowd was filled with that purple smoke.

"not good……"

Seeing Su Xia's actions, Ye Lang immediately understood what she was going to do, and immediately hugged Zhou Weina in his arms with a scream, and at the same time, the nine heavenly evil spirit needles spun around the two of them, A blue protective circle was formed around the two of them, isolating the lavender poisonous mist outside.

The other people present were not so lucky. First, the nearest Jiangnan Four Monsters, Xu Yang, and Xu Sheng fell down foaming at the mouth, and then Song Yu, Zhou Yun, Chu Fei, and Tianshan Lao The group of monsters and Huoyun evil god also went down, and when they went down, almost everyone present fell to the ground.

But what frightened these people was not just Su Xia's sudden poisoning, but more importantly, although Su Xia's poison was highly toxic, it could make people fully awake.But this kind of sobriety is only limited to the five senses. In fact, they are all in a state of being unable to speak or move their hands, and they are completely waiting to die with their eyes open.

After everyone was knocked down by the extremely fierce poisonous mist, only Ye Lang, Zhou Weina, Su Xia, and Xu Yuan, the Shaolin monk who jumped out first, were left standing.

"Master Xuyuan, look at how kind the little girl is to you." At this moment, Su Xia stepped on the catwalk and walked to Xuyuan's side, and said with a seductive face, "Little girl, I haven't prepared this room yet for the little girl, Master Xuyuan." I have found a special poison, I wonder if little master Xuyuan is willing to try it?"

At this time, Xu Yuan was already too scared to speak, coupled with the attack of the poisonous fog around him, he didn't even have the ability to move his head.

"Since little master Xu Yuan doesn't speak, then the little girl will take it as your consent..." Su Xia looked at Xu Yuan with a smile, and there was already a small purple ball of air in her right hand.

Xu Yuan even has the heart to cry, if he could, I'm afraid he would have knelt on the ground and begged for forgiveness at this time, and the charming and soft image of Su Xia in his eyes just now seems to have become To pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.Even the smile on Su Xia's face now scares him like a devil.

It's a pity that no matter who it is, what is said is as irrevocable as the water that is poured out. At this time, even if Xu Yuan can really kneel down and beg for mercy, there is no way to calm Su Xia's anger.

At the same time, the purple mass in Su Xia's palm had gradually solidified, turning into a small translucent purple fish.Not to mention, the image of this thing is actually quite cute.

But it was this translucent little fish, once it was formed, it broke away from Su Xia's palm, and swam to Xu Yuan's mouth along the empty air.

Xu Yuan looked at the little fish in horror, and just turned around around him, and finally jumped into his body from his slightly opened mouth.He really wanted to vomit this little fish out of his body, but now he couldn't even move, let alone vomit out the dirty things he ate.

Not long after, this obscene monk who was so arrogant just now began to feel the changes in his body.

At the beginning, he felt a sudden sharp pain between his legs, and the huge dragon root that he was proud of was contracting violently.Immediately afterwards, not only the thing, but even the two testicles at the end began to shrink violently.

Due to the poisonous mist, the increasingly severe pain constantly stimulated Xuyuan's nerves, but he was completely unable to control the changes in his body, and he didn't even have the ability to yell out.Cold sweat ran down his forehead, across his cheeks, neck, and then into his black suit.

But at this moment, he suddenly felt a little weird.It seems that the top half of his suit is getting smaller and the bottom half is getting looser.Not only that, but even his trousers seem to have become very loose.

"Xuyuan little master...ah no...Xuyuan little naughty nun, since you like this thing under the bed so much, how about the little girl giving you this perfect daughter's body as a gift?" Su Xia looked at Xuyuan. Far from the physical changes, the smile on his face became stronger, "Ah... I forgot to say, although this little purple fish can help you obtain a perfect daughter's body, from now on, if you don't stop for six hours in a row, If you do that shameful intercourse, you will completely lose your mind, even if you are on the street, you will take off your clothes and find men to fuck you everywhere~ I like it very much, don't you?"

Sure enough, when Su Xia's words fell, Xu Yuan's clothes had all fallen off to the ground because of his body change.The original burly man with a bald head had now turned into a slender and stunning beauty.

The extremely slender legs were tightly clamped together at this time, but the gurgling spring water was flowing down the inner thighs.And her upper body, which was originally strong and muscular, now has a light snake waist and a pair of round breasts that are slightly inferior to Su Xia's. The two small dewdrops are also quite tall.As for her originally resolute face, it was completely transformed into a woman's face at this time, and the long black hair also grew rapidly, covering her smooth back, and her upturned and plump cheeks. Beautiful buttocks.

"So... who do you want to taste your body first?" Su Xia asked innocently while admiring her masterpiece, taking back the little purple fish.