Goddess Appraiser

(Rolling all over the floor begging for red envelopes... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L L a l y o u t i t i s i t i s i t i t to see a little evildoer studying abroad alone, do you have the money to buy food tt...)

"Uh... I was joking." Seeing Xia Xiaowei's uneasy expression, Ye Lang immediately changed his words.

He was also really afraid of this little loli, her expression could change at will, and she was very easy to be deceived, and he really didn't know how such a little loli could predict such things.Maybe, the fact that this little loli was turned into a bookmark elf might have been tricked by the king of heaven she talked about.

But when Ye Lang was in YY, Xia Xiaowei's complexion had turned from cloudy to sunny again.

"Master... are you serious?" Little Lolita asked with her big eyes flickering.

"Well, of course it's true, the master lied to you?" Ye Lang said without integrity.

"Yes...for example this time...that time...that time...and that time..." Xia Xiaowei immediately began to snap her fingers, reporting the trivial things that happened recently, making Ye Lang Another black line at one end.

"Stop, stop," Ye Lang said hastily, "Anyway, after my strength recovers enough, can I help you heal?"

"Hmm... Hurry up... The flu in the God Realm is not easy to recover..." Xia Xiaowei nodded aggrievedly, "It's really hard to be sick..."

This time, Ye Lang was completely helpless, after all, little loli blocked the gun for him, so he couldn't say anything else.After much deliberation, Ye Lang still decided to change the subject.

"Well... Weiwei, by the way, what kind of character is this witch of all poisons?" Ye Lang asked while thinking, "Why, you said she is a poor goddess?"

"Hmm... This is a long story..." Little Lolita told the story of the witch with all kinds of poisons while thinking about it.

Not to mention, this Poisonous Witch is really a poor girl.

It is said that when the world was first born, there was no such thing as the king of heaven and the devil, and everything was ignorant.And this witch of all poisons is just a colorful cloud in this chaotic world.

I don't know what kind of memorization this witch of all poisons is walking. In short, people like clouds, wind, stones, flowers and plants, all of them have attained the Tao and become gods and demons early on, and the worst ones have become native practitioners body.But she was sadly involved in the earth veins, and was attacked by various poisons in the earth veins every moment.

Over time, her original pure body was eroded and assimilated by these poisons.Even though she had developed her spiritual wisdom long ago, she still couldn't escape the fate of degenerating from a colorful cloud to a poisonous cloud.

Fortunately, there is always its destiny somewhere between the heaven and the earth, somewhere in the dark.Although the Hundred Poison Witch attained enlightenment many years later than other creatures of the same generation and contemporaries, it is extremely difficult even to calculate such a time, but as a result, once the Hundred Poison Witch gained a physical body, she possessed an ability to surpass The strength at the pinnacle of the Supreme Goddess.

However, although this witch of all poisons is covered in poison, her heart is extremely pure.From the moment she was reborn, she tried not to let herself poison the common people.But things backfired, and the will of heaven cannot be violated. No matter how the Hundred Poison Witch controls her, she can't suppress the poison that is constantly emitting from her body.If it hadn't been for meeting the Heavenly King and Demon King who had already ruled the two worlds of the Heavenly Demon, the Hundred Poison Witch would have had no choice but to commit suicide in the end.

With the help of the two wretched uncles, the Hundred Poison Witch finally learned to control her powerful power through cultivation, but the speed was extremely slow.So, in order not to let other gods be harmed again, the Hundred Poison Witch asked the Heavenly King and the Demon King to help her open a passage to the human world, and forcibly closed the passage when she was halfway through, sealing herself in this space. Practice in the mezzanine.

Originally, such an idea was indeed good. When the Goddess of Hundred Poison Demons achieved great success, her abilities and supernatural powers would definitely not be inferior to those of the Heavenly King and the Demon King.It will not be difficult to reopen the passage back to the heaven and the devil world, or to go to the world for a while.But for some reason, now this supreme goddess who has not yet accomplished her miraculous powers appears in the world inexplicably.

"Hmm... so complicated?" Ye Lang felt a little dizzy after hearing the story, "By the way, are the people who use poison in the legend, whether male or female, villains? This witch of all poisons is so great? "

"Yeah...that's of course," Xia Xiaowei nodded, "The gods in the heaven and demon world are actually very kind, and the gods with eternal life usually eat, drink, play and play in the world besides practicing. Only a very small number of gods will use their brains to destroy the world!"

"So... I still misunderstood this witch of all poisons?" Ye Lang thought, "But didn't she seal herself well in the mezzanine of the space? Why did she suddenly come to the world, and almost Killed more than 30 children?"

"This... that..." Xia Xiaowei suddenly blushed and played with her fingers when she heard this, but couldn't tell why.

Seeing the expression on Little Lolita's face, Ye Lang immediately had some thoughts in his heart, and his eyes gradually became serious when he looked at Little Lolita.

"Master...Master...don't look at Weiwei like this...Weiwei is afraid..." Xia Xiaowei looked at Ye Lang with an expression of "I was wrong, please don't hit me".

"I'll wipe... Could it be another good thing you did?" Ye Lang asked with a face full of pain.

"That... I didn't mean it." Xia Xiaowei whispered.

"Damn it...could it be that guiding error again?" Ye Lang asked desperately.

"Well, yes," Little Lolita was about to cry, but she still nodded and said, "It should have been when the explosion happened, and it accidentally blew up the sister of the Hundred Poison Witch who was practicing, and then she didn't notice it for a while. falling down."

"Fuck...Xia Xiaowei, how much trouble did you cause?" Ye Lang covered his face and cursed, "Based on this calculation, your mistake has already killed two sss-level goddesses and a supreme goddess Now... Who else will you harm next?"

"I... I didn't do it on purpose." Little Lolita said with tears, "I don't know, it was all fine, why did it suddenly become like this..."

Ye Lang was speechless, for this little loli, she really couldn't scold her, and she couldn't even coax her to be good.

But at this moment, the temperature in the room, which was originally full of small warmth, suddenly dropped.The little loli Xia Xiaowei, who was already shivering under the quilt, was now clinging tightly to Ye Lang's chest, with a look of horror on her face.

"Who?" Ye Lang also felt the temperature change around him, and then he vaguely felt a powerful aura.

"Ahem... ouch..."

A tall man in black appeared bouncingly in front of Ye Lang and Xia Xiaowei in this cold aura.

"Aren't you... the god of death?" Ye Lang looked at him for a long time, and finally recognized who this guy was.

"Heavenly King! You bastard! One day, I will find a group of dead gays to explode your chrysanthemums!" However, this god of death completely ignored the existence of Ye Lang, and instead pointed to the roof. The camp roared.

Unexpectedly, before he could finish cursing, the temperature in the room dropped again, and then another thunderbolt struck the god of death on the forehead, blowing him into an exploding head.

"Fuck?" Seeing the situation, Ye Lang was also a little angry. After covering Xia Xiaowei with the quilt, he jumped off the bed and walked to Death, "Hey, Uncle Death, what are you doing at my house?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!.

Ye Lang was suddenly speechless again, Xia Xiaowei had already made him grow up two heads, and now a god of death appeared so inexplicably, which made him even more puzzled.

Fortunately, the uncle Grim Reaper complained for a while, and finally returned to normal, and the temperature in the room also slowly rose a bit.

"Ouch, Ye Lang, it's great to see you..." Until then, the god of death saw Ye Lang's existence, and hurriedly went up to hook his shoulders and said.

"Don't come here, you suddenly appeared in my room, what are you doing here?" Ye Lang asked rudely.

"Alas...Ye Lang, we have something to talk about..." Death looked at the surrounding environment, then at Xia Xiaowei who was completely buried in the quilt and shivering, and then said with a sneer.

"Mao, do you have something to say? When I saw you last time, you accidentally killed me. This time you came to find me, can something good happen?" Ye Lang said angrily.

"It was an accident... an accident..." Death quickly apologized, "This time something really happened..."

"You foolish god of death, don't do this to me," Ye Lang said angrily, "Anyway, if you find me, it will definitely not be a good thing."

"Hey, I said Ye Lang, it's really a good thing for me to come to you this time," the god of death finally became serious, "but, can you stop calling me a god of death..."

"Damn it, why are you so demanding?" Ye Lang was speechless to this god of death.

"Hey, I also have a name," Death said, "My name is A Liang, you can just call me A Liang."

Ye Lang once again had black lines on his face, and thought to himself, what's the name of Ah Liang?This meow is actually a name?

"Okay... Ah Liang, tell me, what exactly do you want from me?" However, Ye Lang finally did not show it clearly, and still asked calmly.

"Well... Actually, it's not a big problem, it's just to wipe Xia Xiaowei's ass..." A Liang said wretchedly.