Wanhua Merry

()013-08-09

Didn't Yun Mo do it on purpose?

He clapped his hands and saw that there was a white napkin on the black snake, which was really neither fish nor fowl. He suppressed his smile, and under the gaze of the little black snake with fire-breathing eyes, he grabbed the little thorny tail who was about to escape when he saw the situation was not good. , and then compulsively put a napkin around the neck of the little thorn!

Shi Shiran returned to his seat and sat down, looking up at the darkening sky.

Although there is no sun, moon and stars here, the strange thing is that day and night alternate, which is the same as the outside world, and the night is not pitch black. There is a faint light coming from nowhere to make the night hazy, which is really interesting!

"When the night gets darker, we'll start a candlelight dinner. It's so clean to wrap around a napkin, so you two won't be drooling all the time."

Yun Mo teased, and said in a very unbeatable tone.

"Go to hell!" Xiao Hei cursed angrily.

Yun Mo pretended not to listen, waited for a while, and saw that the sky was completely dark, he took out a few big red candles and lit them, not to mention it really looked like that!

Yun Mo waved his hand, and said in a very pretentious manner: "The candlelight dinner has begun, please, but I want to explain first, huh...?"

Xiao Hei and Xiao Ci didn't listen to Yun Mo's vernacular at all, and at a speed comparable to lightning, they bit into their mouths two large pieces of bright red and shiny barbecue meat on the plate in front of them, and swallowed them without thinking!

Siss...!Snake Xinzi vomited instantly, it was as bright red as blood, and it was hot!

In fact, Xiao Hei is a snake with an obsession with cleanliness. At first, Yun Mo dared to say that she was drooling, but this one was about to explode in an instant. , As soon as the meal was served, Xiao Hei, who was looking for trouble, instantly returned to his soul. Compared with the meal, everything else can be left behind.

Then…!

"Sisi, ouch...!" Xiao Hei and Xiao Ci tasted this strange dish for the first time, and both monsters were overwhelmed!

Falling down under the chair, Xiao Hei's cold body continued to heat up, and the crocodile's spines were not much better. The two were so stimulated that they almost went crazy!

"Ola, I'm sorry, you didn't listen to me! To eat this kind of food with added ingredients, you have to take small bites and drink alcohol from time to time, so that you can enjoy the delicious taste! You can't be like you two Rubbish things, open your mouth and almost swallow the plate in one gulp, isn't that uncomfortable? It's a waste of good things, two prodigals."

Yun Mo shook his head, his stomach was full of joy, and his face was serious, accusing the two demons of not knowing how to taste life, this feeling is really cool!

The two monsters climbed up in embarrassment, rushed back to the chair, and before they had time to argue with Yun Mo, they hurriedly rolled up the wine bottle, cut off the mouth of the bottle with a snap, and poured it into their big mouths regardless!

"Oh, don't...!" Yun Mo seemed to want to stop it!

late!

bang bang!The two unlucky things fell under the dining table again, and the dust billowed up, which was suppressed by Yun Mo's internal force and prevented the food from being polluted, which was a great merit.

Fire spewed out of the mouths of Xiao Hei and Xiao Thorn, Yun Mo hurriedly stood up, unscrewed another wooden barrel of different styles, and poured the red wine inside into the mouths of two writhing and screaming monsters. The degree was extremely low, cool and refreshing, and finally suppressed the terrifying feeling of breathing fire. The two monsters climbed back to the chair with disgrace, staring at Yunmo together, ready to fight at any disagreement!

"Yun Mo, you are playing tricks on us, Miss Ben will fight with you...!" Xiao Hei was speaking harsh words when Yun Mo cut him off.

"You guys are too anxious. There is a difference between these two kinds of wine. The wooden bottle is high-strength wine, which is almost alcohol. I drink it and I have to sip it. You guys are better, just drink it down. Can you not be tricked? Those big wooden barrels are filled with all kinds of delicious fruit wine, which is extremely low in alcohol content and very delicious. That is what I specially prepared for you two. Your two cultivation bases are too fast, and I have no time to stop it! This height I finally distilled and purified the wine, it took me a lot of time, and it was so ruined and wasted, it made me heartbroken! I didn’t ask you two for compensation, Xiao Hei, you are going to fight me desperately, what did I do? Evil?"

Yun Mo's face was constipated and unhappy, and he was extremely aggrieved, and his words made the two demons speechless.

Yun Mo secretly smiled in his heart: I knew you would be like this, the place where the wooden bottle is placed is the easiest to get, I have expected this, hehe..., dare to entertain me and not make me laugh, okay, this time you two Unlucky?The two pieces of rabbit meat are also specially made, and two super hot peppers are used on them, I can't stand it, how about it, this one is cool?Tell Xiao Hei that you are arrogant and won't let your brother kiss him well, this time I will teach you a little lesson."

Yun Mo secretly smiled shamelessly.Keep an innocent look on your face.

Xiao Hei spat out the snake letter, looked suspiciously at Yun Mo with an innocent face, wanted to scold for no reason, wanted to get mad but had no reason, the two demons looked at each other silently, there was helplessness in their eyes, it felt like they had been programmed , but it seems to be self-inflicted. There is no evidence to prove that Yunmo is the devil!

Suspecting that Yun Mo was the two monsters who deliberately tricked him, he looked carefully at Yun Mo's expression and found that there was no flaw in the seamlessness, so he had to pinch his nose and admit it!

Yun Mo courteously pushed over two large plates of rabbit meat again, this time it was of normal taste, the two monsters ate according to Yun Mo's appearance, and drank some fruit wine from time to time, suddenly felt that this taste should only come from heaven!For a while, it was so beautiful that I didn't know where it was, happiness, joy, beauty!

Forgot about what was designed by Yunmo, and thought that Yunmo is so handsome without smiling!

Give a sweet date a slap in the face!Yun Mo is playing the most effective tricks in a thick and dark manner, fighting with monsters is a lot of fun!

Ever since he molested Christina, Yunmo liked to make some jokes with Yao. Of course, he would be careful, after all, he was his own family, and doing something occasionally was regarded as an adjustment in life!

A dinner came to a successful conclusion under the principles of cheerfulness, friendship, and peaceful coexistence. Through the emotional communication on the table, the hearts of one person and two monsters became more united and closer.In the end, the two parties signed a treaty of equality and reciprocity: Xiao Hei and Xiao Ci acted as Yun Mo's feet in the treasure island for free, and Yun Mo was obliged to cook delicious food at the right time and invite the two demons to eat, which was regarded as payment.

Okay, this is a nonsense treaty, it is a spoof created by someone who has nothing to do, Yun Mo knows very well that he eats hot drinks, how can he lose a share of his partners, it’s better to be alone than to be happy !So this treaty is pure nonsense.

But Xiao Hei was very happy, and he didn't feel aggrieved when he went on a trip with Yun Mo on his back. It can be seen that nonsense has the benefits of nonsense.

"If it's a whole fish feast, can the little black girl agree to exchange it with a kiss?"

Yun Mo began to be imaginative and imaginative.

No way, the little black girl is too cute, Yun Mo just wants to kiss her!Of course, it's just a simple kiss, without any other thoughts, Yun Mo is not that shameless, he still has a bottom line, which is very similar to Ye Lianhua!

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