Rebirth of the peerless macho

"brush!"

"brush!"

"brush!"

……

Swords and swords, more than 300 gangsters, many of them have a look of unbearable, this round of machetes, it is estimated that the big head will disappear from the rivers and lakes.

An inexplicable sadness choked in the air.

"Pong!"

There was an earth-shattering muffled sound, and people seemed to feel a flash of white light, which made people unable to open their eyes.

It should be because the big head should not be killed, the wax pill in his stomach just melted, and the talisman that Hei Wuchang temporarily drew had an effect, making the person who attacked him feel like a lightning strike, and at the same time emitted a dazzling white light that blinded the enemy's eyes. Temporary blindness.

"Plop plop..."

There was a series of falling sounds, and when everyone opened their eyes, they realized that the group of men in black suits had fallen to the ground.

"Hey, what are you doing?" The big head didn't see the white light because he was holding his head. When he heard the voice, he looked up and saw more than 20 big men lying on the ground. He suddenly came to his senses and jumped up.

"Haha, God help me too!"

The big head picked up a machete, and slashed wildly. The eyes of the poor 20-odd big men were still blackened. How could they stop the big head's fierce slashing, and suddenly screamed again and again.

The big head vented crazily, a machete slashed at everyone, all staring at the hamstrings, completely forgetting that they were seriously injured. In just a few tens of seconds, all 22 big men had been crippled, lying on the ground in agony. shouted.

"My old lady fought with you!"

Just when the big head was happily beheaded, Xiao Hua rushed down with a spatula in her hand, a pair of bare jade feet, and disheveled clothes. The invincible big head is at a loss...

"Xiaohua...haha...I'm so happy to see you..."

The big head hugged Xiao Hua, kissed and squeezed as if no one else was there, put one hand into Xiao Hua's clothes, kneaded desperately, enjoying the madness of the rest of his life.

"Death, where's your friend?!" Xiaohua smiled openly, with a look of refusal but also a spring face, extremely tempting.

"Bitch, at such a critical time, why do you mention friends...ah...Tian Hong..." The big head was about to take off Xiao Hua's clothes, and when he was about to start a hand-to-hand fight in broad daylight, he suddenly thought of Tian Hong .

Looking back, I saw Hei Gui and Tian Hong looking at each other in the corner.

The air seemed to be frozen, and the black ghost and Tian Hong's body was as motionless as a sculpture, which looked extremely strange.

No one knows what happened.

At this time, the eyes of more than 300 gangsters have also adapted to the light and can see things. Seeing the big man in a black suit with his hamstring cut off and screaming everywhere, everyone felt a creepy feeling and felt a chill down their spines.

What happened?

People looked at each other.

At this time, people's eyes fell on the black ghost and Tian Hong. Everyone felt that something was wrong, but they didn't know what was wrong.

The big head reacted, pushed away the little flowers full of spring eyes, held the machete, and touched the black ghost lightly...

step!

Step two!

Three steps!

……

As they got closer, the breathing of the 300 gangsters became rapid, and the big heads were less than two meters away from the nigger, but the nigger didn't seem to feel the slightest bit, and remained motionless like a sculpture.

"Hack you bastard!"

The big head jumped suddenly, and slashed down heavily on the nigger's arm with a knife, "Crack!" With a sound, the knife with all its strength actually chopped off one of the nigger's arms to the ground abruptly, but what makes people feel weird is that, The nigga didn't scream or turn around, but fell straight to the ground.

After the black ghost fell to the ground, people saw a terrifying blood hole on the black ghost's forehead. At this time, people realized that Tian Hong was holding a piece of the most popular weapon nowadays.

Brick!

After seeing the bricks, everyone was relieved.

Banzhuo was originally a northern dialect, referring to a kind of wall brick with a large body and rough texture.After the rise of the Internet, there were abusers who introduced forums.Because of its vivid and vivid display of the cruelty and splendor of the forum's pinch, it is popular on the forum.It has become a necessary conventional weapon for those who walk in the forum.Where netizens pinch and scold each other, they are all euphemistically called "slapping bricks".

There are sayings on the Internet, and there are also sayings on the rivers and lakes.

In the eyes of gangsters, the status of bricks can be compared with peerless artifacts such as go-getters, moxie, and dragon swords. Because of their simple workmanship, they can be found everywhere, and they don’t need to be carried with them, so they can be used locally. The most frequently used weapon has far more influence than the watermelon knife.

In the rivers and lakes, there are countless heroic achievements about Banzhuan.

Who was smashed in the head with a brick, and who was murdered with a brick, in short, there are countless legends every day for the gangsters to talk about.

Of course, people didn't expect that even black ghosts, who have experienced many battles, would be defeated by the bricks. Everyone couldn't help but feel sad, and secretly listed the bricks as the first-class weapon as a key unit of defense. .

"Tian Hong, are you okay?" Seeing that Tian Hong was still in a frozen posture, the big head hurried over and shook.

"fine."

Tian Hong blinked, finally got used to the light, shook his head, glanced at the black ghost on the ground, and relaxed his tense nerves.

Only Tian Hong knew the danger just now. The moment he bit the wax pill, what he didn't expect was that the wax pill with a big head also had a function due to the corrosion of stomach acid. At that moment, Tian Hong's eyes were blinded, and he He could only rely on his memory to complete a series of movements of bending down and bowing his head to pick up bricks, and then smashed a brick at the black ghost.

Fortunately, the bitten wax pellet still had an effect, making the nigger feel like a lightning strike.

It can be said that Tian Hong's luck is very good. The nigger's tyrannical body actually resisted the black appendix without moving. Anyway, if the nigger's fighting power is not lost, the consequences will be disastrous...

There is God's will in the dark, and the black ghost's domineering body has harmed himself. Perhaps, this is something he could never imagine in his dreams.

Suddenly, there was a siren sound outside.

"Brothers, thank you for your support today. From now on, the big head will have to honor the brothers. The mountain will not turn around. If anyone comes to my big head for something, the big head feels unambiguous. What happened today will also be credited to everyone. .Okay, the police are here, and everyone is scattered. In a few days, after Datou recovers from his injuries, he will contact everyone. In a word, as long as Datou has meat to eat, he will definitely not let the brothers eat soup!"

A group of gangsters hurriedly dispersed with shame on their faces.

However, after going through this incident, many gangsters were completely devoted to the big head, which the big head didn't expect.

"Big head, my sister still has a room inside, let's hide for a while...hehe..." The three of them walked in with their arms, and Xiaohua suddenly laughed.

"Hmm... Huahua, what are you laughing at?" Datou was baring his teeth in pain, and asked angrily.

"I know, you have meat to eat, and they don't know how to drink soup, because you will throw two bones for them to chew..." Xiaohua pulled the ear of the big head and said; "You bastard, when you talk , I know the little Jiujiu in your heart."

"Hey..." Datou smiled slyly.

"Say, do you also want to throw a few bones to my old lady?" Xiao Hua suddenly exerted force.

"Oh...you stinky bitch, your ears are for listening to sounds, not for teasing..." The big head screamed, broke free from Xiao Hua's hand, and ran away with his head in his arms.

Tian Hong looked at the big head covered in bruises and was still in the mood to fight, and a smile could not help but appear on the corner of his mouth. He remembered a difficult word he saw yesterday: Xiaoqiang.

Tian Hong found that Datou really looked like Xiaoqiang who couldn't be beaten to death.

Thinking of this, Tian Hong looked at Datou's forehead, and he couldn't help but heave a long sigh of relief. The faint black line on Datou's forehead had disappeared, which meant that Datou's bloody disaster was over, and he could live quietly. Studying in class and learning to play basketball.

Thinking of playing basketball, the blood in Tian Hong's veins boiled inexplicably...