we are bad boys

Wang Mumu was so angry that he didn't care if he was scolded, because he was spoiled by us since he was a child, and his thick skin has an amazing resistance to some vicious words.

He is mainly angry about things that cannot be answered. In a society of free speech, if you call me infertile, then I must call you for having a child without an asshole. This is a very simple low-level human right.But on the Internet, Wang Mumu feels that his human rights have been exploited, and he is a weird person. If you don’t let him eat and drink, it’s fine, but if you don’t let him talk about the car, he will be babbling every day. Boom, he can indeed die...

After going upstairs in two steps, Wang Mumu pushed open the door of the financial office again. Before he could speak, Zhang Lu was wearing a maternity dress, with her belly puffed out, and she frowned and asked, "Is it true that you stole 200 yuan from the little nurse?"

"...Stole it!! What the hell!" Wang Mumu yelled angrily, went straight to the cabinet, pulled Zhang Lu's bag open, flipped it twice and asked, "Where's the u-shield?"

"What do you want a u-shield for??"

"I want to ask for an explanation for the mouth that has worked for me for more than [-] years!! I just want to ask, why not let it talk! Why did you eat garlic?!" Wang Mumu said excitedly, pointing to his mouth .

"...Just say what you say, what are you doing with the u-shield?" Zhang Lu asked with big eyes blinking.

"Old ladies, why are there so many?? Hurry up and give it to me!!"

"do not have!!"

"Why not!?? I earned all the money as a pimp!!!" Wang Mumu was furious.

"Go, quickly disappear in front of my eyes, I'm bothering you!" Zhang Lu glanced at him and sat on the stool.

"...Zhang Lu!! Are you more awesome??"

"Is it the first day you met your sister?"

"Do you believe that if I drink some rat poison, my son will be fatherless!?"

"Whoever is willing to be a father is not short of you!"

"Shret, you are fucking unreasonable!!" Wang Mumu's spirit collapsed slightly.

"Who are you scolding?? Elder sister, with snow-like skin, graceful and charming, proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and a voice like a yellow warbler, why do you call me unreasonable? A shrew??" Zhang Lu stood up abruptly.

"Oh, my mother! Pull it down quickly! You are the only one who plays piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!?? Last time the company held an annual meeting, you insisted that you want to play a fucking piano!! I wonder how big your hands are!! Go up As soon as I played it, the four toilet cleaners suddenly had a heart attack!! Holding my hand in the hospital, I said, Mumu, your wife is so awesome, a song "Fairy Tale" popped up the song of thousands of troops Momentum...the one who sang, just turned a corner, and performed the song "Borrowing 500 Years from the Sky"...!"

"I'm fighting with you!!!" Zhang Lu burst into embarrassment, her pretty face flushed, she grabbed the pen holder on the table and rushed out.

"You...don't come here...!"

"Pong!"

The pen holder violently hit Wang Mumu's triangular eyes, and Wang Mumu flew up and down with both hands, waving them with great joy, baring his teeth and shouting: "You are always fucking chaotic...!"

"You've been teasing me for the past few days!! I'm going to beat you to death!!" Zhang Lu scratched her head, and took a look from a distance, and it was the living Mei Chaofeng.

"I'll tell you... If it wasn't for my second aunt who squatted too much on the fence, I would definitely divorce you!! I don't feel safe with you at all!" Wang Mumu said with tears in his eyes, and stretched out his hand Blocked Zhang Lu's arm.

And Zhang Lu was wearing crystal-soled flat shoes, her feet slipped, she leaned back, and sat on the ground with a plop! !

"Okay, why didn't I throw you to death!!" Wang Mumu froze for a moment, stroked his messy parted hairstyle, and said viciously.

"...You're cheap!! I'll be home in a while!" Zhang Lu obviously didn't enjoy the beating, so she said aggrievedly, and was about to get up while leaning on the ground.But as soon as he sat up, Pu Tong fell to the ground again, and suddenly reached out his hand to cover his lower abdomen.

"Pretend! Pretend again!"

"...Don't make trouble, my husband, I have a stomachache...help me!!" Zhang Lu stretched out her hand to grab the corner of Wang Mumu's clothes and said, with beads of sweat dripping from her white forehead.

"...seriously??"

"Don't be inked, hurry up!!" Zhang Lu urged again.

Wang Mumu took a closer look, Zhang Lu didn't look like she was pretending, she bent down suddenly, checked her body roughly, and found no blood stains, she was relieved briefly, and said with a panicked expression: "Daughter-in-law, don't be afraid!! Let's go to the hospital right away!"

"...Are you still angry with me?" Zhang Lu looked at the anxious Wang Mumu and asked with curled lips.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry!!" Wang Mumu hurriedly replied, and slowly raised Zhang Lu's arm.But Zhang Lu seemed to be in more pain. Wang Mumu was so frightened that he didn't dare to move any more. He called out to the finance minister and said, "Big girl?? See the f*cking excitement?? Call!!"

"...Oh, oh!!" The elated finance immediately reflected, first dialed Dakang's phone number, and then dialed 1.

And I, Dakang, and Gao Dong were chatting. After hearing the call, we rushed down immediately, and then we didn't wait for the ambulance, picked up Zhang Lu, and drove straight to the hospital.

After working for a long time, the doctor checked his body, frowned and said, "Who is the family member?? I have been pregnant for such a long time, and I haven't had any serious trouble yet!!"

"Brother, you are right to criticize, but how is my daughter-in-law?" Wang Mumu asked anxiously, sweating.

"It's okay, stretch it a bit, how long will your daughter-in-law have to give birth?"

"Less than two months!"

"... At this time, we should pay more attention. It is recommended to choose a good hospital and prepare for the delivery!" The doctor said lightly.

"Okay, okay, thank you!!" Wang Mumu finally breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that it was all right.

"Pong!"

I stretched out my leg and kicked Wang Mumu, and said irritably, "You're just going to have trouble with old women this day, what a shame!"

"... Hehe!" Wang Mumu bared his big teeth and scratched his head and smiled.

Standing at the door, chatting for a while, Zhang Lu went into the ward to rest, we discussed it, and started calling to find the maternity hospital. After all, Wang Mumu's son is my son, and his wife is my wife. Take care, who will take care of it? ?

We worked until the evening, we ate a meal, and then watched Zhang Lu transfer to a more authoritative maternity hospital. Since then, Wang Mumu has embarked on the road of confinement...

......

On the other side, Kaiserli, Zhouzhou and Binbin began to yell at Wang Mumu, saying that this person has no credibility at all, and that he was taking a u-shield, but actually ran away along the urine...

And the big V on the mandarin duck bed on the screen started endlessly, and the more he scolded, the more ugly he sounded, and he didn't know what he was trying to do, anyway, Kaka was just scolding.

"Hey, that grandson, why don't you talk anymore? 109, come on, you're a soldier, keep up!!" The screen scrolled slowly.