we are bad boys

Zhou Zhou and Wang Mumu spent a long time chatting in the room. At that time, when we played computers, we only played legends, hacked people, played cs, and swept the crotch. In recent years, the Internet has developed too fast, and we rarely go online. Well, even Chairman Wang, who is at the forefront of fashion, has completely belonged to the elimination group if he doesn't pay attention.

Things like chat rooms, in our impression, are still community things like bbs, but as soon as Zhou Zhou explained, Wang Mumu immediately became interested. Yes, he has always been more enthusiastic about spiritual infidelity.

The two drank tea, sat next to the computer, and chatted for more than an hour. Wang Mumu basically mastered the functions of the chat room.

"Hey, Zhou Zhou, the girl you said to us, all go up here, twist it twice, and then make an address on the bottom, how much money will I get, come here to spend money?" Wang Mumu sipped his tea and had a moment Asked without a match.

"The problem is that you can't write the address if you want to write the address, you have to spend the wallet channel!!"

"How much???"

"Maybe, some are expensive and some are cheap, maybe 800 yuan a month!" As a senior tourist, Zhou Zhou thought that this game should be entirely for the purpose of improving his performance, so he didn't think about it at all, so he didn't know In-line price.

"You go out, I'll study him!" Wang Mumu waved his hand irritably, indicating that Zhou Zhou can get out of here.

"...Oh!" Zhou Zhou nodded, picked up the paper on the table, turned around and was about to go out.

"...What are you doing?" Wang Mumu raised his head and asked.

"Shit! What a drop!"

"Put it down, there's paper in the toilet, I've got a cold, I'll wipe my snot off later!" Wang Mumu said casually.

"Hehe!" Zhou Zhou glanced at Mu Mu with a mean smile, put down the paper and nodded, "Wipe it, wipe it, this thing is like the tip of a gun, the more you polish it, the brighter it will be!"

After finishing speaking, Zhou Zhou walked away in a steady step. When he reached the door, Wang Mumu shouted: "Lock the door for me!"

"Well, good!" Zhou Zhou agreed, then walked out, seemingly pressed the door lock, but in fact it was the thumb on it, touched it, after going out, directly dialed Zhang Lu's phone, and said straight to the point: "Sister Lu, come to my office in five minutes after Master Mu calls you!"

"Oh, good, I just finished, I'll go down right away!"

"I wish sister Lu to have a baby early!"

"Get out, don't be poor!"

......

On the other side, at Liu Di’s house, we had a quick drink. Liu Di wore a floral apron and cleaned up the living room. I took a shower, and I wore a lady’s pink slippers from the bathroom, with half of my heels protruding. Baji walked out.

"Look, I always come here, and you didn't say to prepare a man's slippers, pinch your feet!" I wiped my hair, glanced at Liu Di's dressing table, picked up a bottle of Dior's moisturizing water, and clicked on it. The face was slapped.

"I owe you a day? What kind of place do I take this place?? A hotel??" Liu Di pursed her mouth. Just now, she drank quite nicely, but now she had another convulsion for no reason.

"...Stop it!!!" I replied casually, after I wiped off my moisturizer, I ran to the bedroom and said, "Didi, I fell asleep!!"

"You don't have a home?? A wild child?? Go home and sleep! What's the matter with sleeping here all the time!" Liu Di rushed out with the stir-fried dish.

"...It's not that I haven't slept!"

"In the past, you had something to do, so I didn't say anything when you slept here. Now you stay here all night, what do Mumu and the others think?" Liu Di pursed her lips and blinked her eyelashes, blocking me I said something in front of me.

"...We didn't do anything, what do they think!!" I frowned, and continued to ask: "Why are you dripping today?? Did you bleed again? Well, I'll do it Lou will buy it for you, Xiao Mianmian will go...!"

"Don't talk nonsense! Go home quickly!"

"Did you fall in love with Wang Mumu?!" I asked suspiciously.

"I fell in love with him??? Are you kidding me? Do you think my house has a triangle??" Liu Di blocked the door, her pretty face flushed, and she said indignantly.

"Then why do you care what he thinks?" I asked suspiciously.

"...I don't care what a group of people think!!! Meng Fei, what the hell are we doing?? Broken shoes?? Or are you keeping me??" Liu Di's small mouth smelled of red wine, With a little blush on the base of her white and tender ears, she asked me excitedly.

"...It turns out that you think so much, Didi, I am willing to come to you because when I walk in this door and chat with you, I will be very relaxed and not tired. I always believe in you It's the same feeling..." I tried to explain.

"You fart!! I like you!! Otherwise, who has nothing to do and would like to listen to you talking about those bloody shit!!" Liu Di said excitedly, clenching her small fist. ready to move.

"...Then I'll go!" I was silent for a while, turned around and was about to leave.

"Peng!!"

Bian Chan violently drew an arc in the air, and slapped me firmly on the back of the head. I didn't even look back, and ran for the door with big strides.

"Meng Fei! Do you think that I have no temper!! Why are you so selfish!! When you encounter problems, you will always be like a tortoise!! When will you face me!!" Liu Di's hands flew up and down , and scratched my head hard.

After several rounds, I was cornered, covered my head, blocked with my right hand and said, "What are you doing!! Why are you still fighting with the underworld!! Do you still want to sell shoes? , do you believe it??"

"I'll let you fuck, let you fuck!! You kill me too!!" I was completely stunned by the flat delivery. Liu Di, who has always been very intellectual, did not know why this time, and his eyes looked a bit like him Mom Leilei.

"Peng!!"

I punched the bastard, opened the flat, took a step forward, hugged Liu Di's body tightly, discussed and said: "Stop making trouble, okay, it's midnight, ancestor!!"

"Get out of here!" Liu Di squinted her eyes, puffed her fans, and stared at me viciously.

"Where am I going?? The pockmarked face is living in my bedroom these days!"

"Where do you fall in love!! I'm not your mother, whose son will die or not!" Liu Di spoke so vulgarly for the first time.

"...Are you chatting with me about society?"

"Go away, or not to go away??"

"Are you going too far?? Brother Fei, it's time to practice boxing...!"

"Crack, crunch!" Liu Di looked at me, grinding her silver teeth, opened her mouth abruptly, and bit my shoulder viciously, the wound that didn't bleed just now split open, and I jumped up in pain , struggled to get Liu Di away, opened the anti-theft door, pushed it and rushed out.

"Shret!! Just like you!! It's fucking right not to have sex with you!!" I shouted with one bare foot, wrapped in a bath towel, and staring at my eyes.

"...Who cares about you!! From now on, don't come here!!"

"I'll be your son again!!"

"roll!!"

"Give me the shoes!!"

"Whoosh!!"

Liu Di grabbed the slippers, threw them out vigorously, and shouted: "Get out, get out, never appear in my sight!!"

"Snapped!"

The shoes hit my face, and Liu Di slammed the door behind her.

In the house, Liu Di curled up on the ground, put down her flat, her arms hugged her knees, her chin rested on it, her big eyes blinked like that, dry eyes, no tears, just like in a fairy tale, The girl who sells matches, under the glowing chandelier, reveals a heartbreaking sadness, so pitiful......

Outside the door, I was wrapped in a bathrobe, and every step I took became heavier and heavier. When I reached the elevator entrance, I suddenly raised my arms, slapped myself suddenly, and said viciously: "You are not a fucking man!!"

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