we are bad boys

In the Delicious Delicious Room, I, Mu Mu, and Xiao Hai finished ordering and waited for more than 20 minutes, but Shi Wei hadn't arrived yet. I drank tea, leaned on the stool, smiled, and said lightly: "Hehe ...Brother Shit is quite emotional!!"

"What am I talking about? The price has dropped before the fucking talk, fuck...!" Wang Mumu was also very angry.

"Then shall we wait?" Xiaohai blinked and asked Mumu.

"If I were Li Ka-shing, I would definitely stand at the door and take a piss before leaving. The problem is that I am a fucking nobleman, or a side branch...!" Wang Mumu sighed and said helplessly.

After they finished talking, I glanced at my watch and said with a smile still: "Wait for another 5 minutes, we will return the favor to him, if he still doesn't come, let's change the place, change the person, change the dishes on the table, and have the same meal!!"

"Reliable!! I don't believe it, without him, the daylily wouldn't be a banquet?? Fuck!" Wang Mumu said again.

"Boom!!"

While we were talking, the door was suddenly pushed open, before anyone entered the room, a hearty voice came in: "Fei, Mumu, I'm so sorry!! Go to the station to pick up my nephew, there's a traffic jam on the way ! A little late!!”

After speaking, Shi Wei strode in, and I stood up with a smile, and said casually: "It's okay, I'll just sit everywhere, come on, sit down!"

"Come on, come on, gourd ladle!!! Brother Fei, Brother Mu, Brother Hai!!!" Shi Wei pulled a burly, dark-skinned youth wearing a set of fake Adidas, and pointed at the three of us with a smile. people introduced.

"Brother Fei, Brother Mu, Brother Hai, hello!" The young man nodded at me a little embarrassedly, wanting to extend his hand, but after thinking about it, he still bowed.

"My sister's child, little nephew, named Liu Gensheng, nicknamed Hulupiao!" Shi Wei smiled and patted Hulupiao's head, and said slowly.

"Sit down, Brother Shi!" Xiaohai took a step forward, pulled the stool, and greeted Shi Wei, but just as he moved, I gently tugged at the corner of his clothes.

"Hehe, okay, big nephew, you can sit whatever you want, I'll tell your little uncle!!" Wang Mumu also glared at Xiaohai, then gently pulled the gourd away, and said to Shi Wei: "Old shit, is it a friend or not?" ?”

"That must be done! Iron buddies!!" Shi Wei said with a smile without hesitation.

"Really an iron buddy??"

"Fuck, you actually questioned my innocence, waiter, bring me a kitchen knife, Guan Gong moved in at the door, I'm going to be a goddamn sworn brother!!" Shi Wei was stunned for a moment, rolled up his sleeves, and after a pause, he stopped for a while. Seconds, with a roar, and then shouted towards the door.

I looked at Shi Wei with a smile, patted Xiao Hai on the shoulder vigorously, and said softly: "Look carefully, what is life like a play, what is a film king!"

Xiao Hai glanced at me in a daze, with a little puzzlement in his eyes.On the other side, before Shi Wei finished shouting, Wang Mumu grabbed Shi Wei's arm, and shouted with incomparable sincerity: "Brother!!!"

"No, fuck, you fucking dragged me again, I jumped off the building!!! I have to bleed three catties of blood today, so you can take a good look at what color it is!!" Shi Wei struggled to say.

"Old shit! What are you doing!! The eldest nephew is still here!!" Wang Mumu persuaded again earnestly.

"Fuck! Then don't let it go today?" Shi Wei asked with raised eyebrows.

"Can't let it go!!"

"Let's eat then!" Shi Wei put down his sleeves.

"Wait, shit, you're late!!" Wang Mumu didn't let go, and said something abruptly.

"Blood can't be drained, I'm late, what's the matter??" Shi Wei was stunned for a moment, and quickly replied.

"Drink, can you drink?"

"****, nephew, pour me wine!!!" Shi Wei said without hesitation.

"Peng!" I kicked Xiaohai's stool secretly. Xiaohai was stunned for a moment, then stood up immediately, picked up the Moutai on the table, opened it, grabbed the exquisite small cups that were less than one or two packs, and was about to pour wine.

"Pong!"

I held my chin, kicked the pedal casually again, Xiao Hai was taken aback again, then passed the delicate cup without stopping, and grabbed it for the teacup.

"I always feel like something is missing, waiter!!! Give me two more dishes!!!" Before Xiaohai could grab it, I yelled again.After listening, Xiao Hai closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, grabbed a large metal bowl, and then paused.I looked at him and shouted to the outside with a smile: "Waiter, don't add more, two dishes are enough, and there are no outsiders, too much waste!!!"

"Gudong Gudong!!" Xiaohai started to pour the wine after listening to it, and the bowl of wine was filled in an instant.

"Fuck! Why are you giving these to Brother Shi? It's worth at least [-] taels!!! Don't drink the old shit, it will be so uncomfortable after drinking it!" Wang Mumu scolded Xiaohai, and said something caring to Shi Wei.

Shi Wei looked at the bowl on the table, then at me who was chatting with the gourd ladle, and at Xiaohai who was holding the wine bottle. He was stunned for a long time, gritted his teeth, and immediately said to Wang Mumu angrily: "Blood Don't let it go, don't let you drink alcohol, don't take me, Shi Wei, as an iron buddy???"

"...I can't stop you??" Wang Mumu asked weakly.

"Don't let me drink, let's break up!!"

"Fuck!! Such a good friend, I will regret it for the rest of my life, drink it!!!" Wang Mumu let go of his hand and said something very distressed.

Shi Wei looked at the bowl and licked his lips. Without saying a word, he picked it up, put it to his mouth without pausing, and started to drink.I clearly saw that when he drank the third or fourth sip, his face turned hot and red, and his drinking speed slowed down obviously, but he held on and did it without stopping.

"Boom!!"

Shi Wei put down the bowl, wiped his mouth, and said boldly: "How about it, you can drink well, if you don't calm down, I'll make another bowl!!"

Shi Wei's words were originally meant to click on Wang Mumu, but Xiaohai, who had been made crazy by my feet, held the wine bottle without hesitation, and filled it up again...

"Fuck... Brother Hai... the gastroenterology department of the hospital, is there any relative in your family?" Shi Wei blinked and glanced at the bowl, but he didn't move, just asked with a smile.

Wang Mumu was stunned, and looked at Xiao Hai speechlessly. After pouring the wine, Xiao Hai also reacted, his face obviously a little regretful, and the atmosphere in the room was a little awkward for a while.

"Hai! You made a mistake. The wine in this bowl should be divided like this!!" I stood up with a smile, took another bowl, put it next to the bowl full of wine, and then held it firmly He picked up the wine bowl, poured half of it into another bowl, and then said to Shi Wei: "Can you drink it, Brother Shi?"

"Is there any reason?" Shi Wei asked with a smile.

"Do you have to say one?" I asked back.

"There is a reason, this wine is not spicy anymore!"

"Then wish us a happy cooperation!!"

"OK!!"

"Done!"

"bump!"

The two of us hit the bowls, drank our necks up, and then sat down to discuss the details.