we are bad boys

In the office, there was chaos, tea was scattered all over the floor, and the bloody battle caused by the family conflicts of Zhang Lu, Wang Mumu and Chenchen officially kicked off.

Dakang and I, as well as the little nurse, were fighting at first.But inexplicably, I don't know who the fuck was, after being scratched twice, I completely participated in an extremely bloody fight! ! !

"Wang Mumu, come out for me, I'm going to cut you to death today!!!!" Zhang Lu stood beside the desk, brushing the grass-like hair of Sassoon with all her teeth and claws. Scoop shoes, pointing at Wang Mumu Xing and scolding slightly.

"I won't fucking go out, I'm so mad!!!" Wang Mumu had at least five shoe prints on his face, but he seemed quite happy, squatting under the desk, baring his teeth and saying cheerfully.

"...Believe it or not, I hit Dongfanghong with my stomach??" Zhang Lu became impatient, and gestured with her small hands.

"You bump into whatever you like!!! It's not mine anyway!!!" Wang Mumu squatted under the desk in humiliation, holding the knight sword across his chest, and didn't move it.

"...Why are you so sure it's not yours?" I elegantly used my saliva to stroke the hairs on my nose and asked curiously.

"...Anyway, the fuck is not mine!!" Wang Mumu said hesitantly.

"...Bastard!! You're afraid of spending money raising a child, aren't you? Okay, I'll kill you, I'll raise it myself!!!" Zhang Lu stretched out her little white feet, and took off the platinum anklet on her ankle , kicked Wang Mumu fiercely.

"...I can't, I really can't see it anymore, let me admit it...Mumu, this child is definitely yours...!!" Chenchen covered her eyes, unable to bear it. Said under the purpose.

"Why are you so sure??" Dakang and his wife, who were watching the battle from a distance, asked at the same time.

"...Lulu and I... actually have a way!!!" Chenchen lowered her head shyly and said.

"Bah! Don't you take advantage of it? Are you expensive enough?? Go away, get impatient, I'll scratch you into shredded potatoes......!" Zhang Lu looked at Chen Chen angrily, mercilessly scolded.

"Lu...isn't it time for you to touch my thigh?"

"Snapped!!!"

A shoe sole hit Chenchen's face!

"Yes, damn it!!!" I blurted out.

"It's really not Chenchen??? Then who the hell is it? Could it be that because of this, I have to pay some money???" Wang Mumu raised his head with tears in his eyes At first glance, the top of the head is green... as if you are in a rapeseed field...

"***, Wang Mumu, you are so anxious to death, can you tell me what is your basis, this child is not yours?" I couldn't control my curiosity, I was so anxious that I almost got prostatitis up.

"...I fucking didn't take off my pants except for urinating last month!!!" Wang Mumu said angrily.

"Zhang Lu, you...!" I pointed at Zhang Lu in shock, speechless for a long time.

"Wang Mumu, tell me one more thing!!! On the second day of last month, you drank too much with Zhan Kui and threw up all over, who...who gave you a bath??" Zhang Lu asked with her pretty face flushed and gritted her silver teeth.

"...Huh...take a shower?? You...you...you didn't get my consent, so you...frivolous me??" I have always admired Wang Mumu's language, he has always I can put very nasty things in a very euphemistic way...

"...Hey, the case is finally fucking solved!!" Dakang yawned and said something boring.

"Husband, this is...strong...!"

"Forget it, it's all right, three years from now!!" Dakang gritted his teeth and replied.

"Daughter-in-law, is the baby mine??" Wang Mumu became agitated immediately, and quickly rushed out from under the desk.

"...I can't even remember!!" Zhang Lu slapped Wang Mumu away, and said with a glance at him.

"**!!! There are heirs to my royal family!!! Daughter-in-law, put on your hooves quickly, don't be barefoot, it's cold in the ground!! Did you go to the hospital for an examination??? Do you have to book a hospital now?? Go Maria...it's over before it even started, it's painless!!!" Wang Mumu touched Zhang Lu's lower abdomen incoherently and said excitedly.

"Stupid, it's painless, then it's a fucking abortion!!" Chenchen said speechlessly.

"...Go away, I'm bothering you!" Zhang Lu waved her hands impatiently, and sat on the sofa. Wang Mumu put on her shoes without hesitation.

"Mu, Helu, let's go home!!" I looked at them with a smile, and bared my teeth.

"...No need to go back! Let's talk after birth!!" Before Wang Mumu could speak, Zhang Lu interrupted abruptly, dangling her little feet.

When Wang Mumu heard this, he was taken aback for a moment, stretched out his hand to hold Zhang Lu's little hand tightly, changed the subject with a smile, and said, "I'm going to treat you tonight!!! Royal Swallow and Abalone Chi, please at least fifteen tables!!! Less than 100 people, No banquet!! Fuck, this year I spent 50 on the ceremony, I really have to go back and look for it!!"

Zhang Lu held Mumu's big hands with both hands, and leaned her head on his shoulder, with a smile on her red lips, her eyes stared at Mumu, without saying a word.

Sometimes, loving this thing is really great.Great enough to smash gossip, break through the pressure from the family, and ignore wealth and poverty.

Just like that without hesitation, holding hands and accompanying...

Wang Mumu has been out of shape for more than 20 years, and finally with Zhang Lu, his feet are on the ground.He is very happy, really happy, not only having a child, but more importantly, having experienced Qiao Mimi in the youthful campus, Xue Nini who has gradually matured, and after a period of abusive relationships to death, he has found his true ability. The woman who walks slowly after walking with him...

At this moment, they are happy, very happy.

Our group of brothers, from birth to now, have not fucking learned it, sighing without illness, tossing in school, and even more tossing out of school.

When we passed through the green years, passed through the thorny jungle, looked up, and ushered in the bald cliff...

Maybe we should really stop and walk slowly...

After the extremely exaggerated frolic, the office returned to calm again.We have the joy of Wang Mumu having a child in our hearts, but the burdened body is really too tired! ! ! !

ps: After finishing this chapter at 6:32 in the morning, I feel a little bit emotional, ignore me, let me be alone, wearing stockings, and sit on the windowsill for a while...just sit for a while...choose a channel calls me....