we are bad boys

Tianyang walked out of the house while putting on his clothes, glanced at the four cars parked quietly in a row, thought for a while, didn't go over, and prepared to go out and take a taxi.

"Whoa!!"

Upstairs, Dakang was wearing shorts and shirtless, poking his head out from the balcony and shouting, "Little brother, where are you going?"

"Brother Kang, are you in menopause?? I sold it to you?? You still have a little freedom!!" Tianyang scratched his head and said something broken.

"Why doesn't this kid not understand? You're so stupid, I'm not afraid that you'll be cheated! Fuck...you go out and help me cheer up!!" Dakang shouted again.

"...Go by yourself!" Tianyang stood downstairs and said in ink, a little reluctant to go.

"Tomorrow morning, I have to honor my ancestors and go to the airport to see someone off. The gas station is quite far away!! I have to go around! Don't stain the ink! I threw the key down!! Catch it, fuck!"

"Throw it away, who the hell told me to mess with you!!" Tianyang yelled helplessly, caught the key dropped by Dakang, and ran towards Dakang's x6.

"You must come back at six o'clock tomorrow morning!!" Dakang asked worriedly.

"...Got it... Fuck, you might as well drive your own car!! Hey!" Tianyang started the x6, said something gruffly, kicked the accelerator, and drove away.

In the middle of the night, there was no car to be seen for hundreds of meters on the road. Tianyang drove very fast, made a circle, went to the gas station, and paid more than 500 yuan to fill up the gas tank very sadly.Only then did he realize that the gas station was far away, and it was true that Bao Gongkang wanted to cheat him with 500 yuan...

After a vicious curse, Tianyang drove to the train station and entered the pick-up gate, it was already [-]:[-].With a creak, the car stopped. Tianyang opened his eyes and looked around. Just as he was about to call back the call just now, Brother Xiao Ma came out of the kiosk with his travel bag.

"Boom!!"

Tianyang quickly pushed open the car door, a tiger jumped out of the car, ran over very excitedly, stretched out his arms from behind, hugged Brother Xiao Ma's body, and shouted in an extremely excited tone: "Brother Xiao Ma !!!”

"****, you strangled me to death, pay attention to my hair style, hair style!!" Brother Ma bared his teeth and said.

"Question: Ten men are naked and cross a river together...just give a bottle of mineral water, how can we ensure that the penis does not get wet?? This question is so tricky...how about giving it to me? Husband called and asked??... No, he has never been like this before... Besides, he is going to sleep at this point... Hey, how can I not get wet?? It suffocates me...!" The old woman in the kiosk took a book to make a quick brain teaser, guessing painfully, when she suddenly raised her head, she froze for a moment.

"**...So that's how we cross the river...!" The old ladies looked at Tianyang and Brother Xiao Ma in front of each other, and they suddenly had an epiphany, and they couldn't help sighing: "Art comes from life! !!"

"Come on, let me see how my buddy is doing!!" Brother Xiao Ma put down his luggage, struggled to open Tianyang's arm, and turned his head to look Tianyang up and down.

"Hey!" Tianyang smiled innocently, scratching his head a little embarrassedly.

"Tsk tsk... this little leather jacket... little leather shoes, what brand are they? Septwolves??" Brother Xiao Ma asked, tugging at Tianyang's leather jacket.

"no no!!"

"what is that?"

"Dolce & Gabbana...!"

"Which class? How much is it?"

"...I don't belong to any class. What are you doing here? It doesn't cost much!" Tianyang said vaguely, picked up the travel bag for Xiao Ma, and asked happily: "What are you thinking about?" Are you here?"

"Nowadays in the mountains there is an emphasis on the contracting system. The forests are all contracted to individuals. Individuals are not allowed to cut them down. Almost all the forest rangers have been disbanded. If you want to continue working, you have to go deep. Besides, there is nothing in the mountains now. The whole roe deer is caught. I have to squat for a few years!! I really can't get along, come to the city to find something to do!!" Brother Ma replied helplessly.

"Oh, okay, if we can't continue, we'll stay in Shenyang, let's go, let's go eat some food!!" Tianyang was stunned for a moment, walked to the back of x6, and opened the trunk casually.

"**!! BMW?? Dude...Are you a fool??" Brother Xiao Ma was stunned for a long time, then let out a ghostly cry, and said something incoherent.

Tianyang shook his head helplessly, he didn't want to drive, he was afraid that brother Ma would do this.Friends are together, the position status has changed, some things... are not so pure...

"No, my brother's car!!" Tianyang replied casually.

"...You said to open it, just open it??"

"He was nice to me!!" For some reason, as soon as Tianyang said this, he just remembered the more than 500 yuan he just died tragically.

"Crack!!" Brother Xiao Ma patted the roof of the car, and said enviously: "Tsk tsk...BMW...Our county magistrate just drove a Bora...Hey, I haven't seen you in a few years, my buddy is better than you It's too far!!"

"What are we talking about!! Until then, you will be my brother!! Tianyang will still be the same Tianyang as before!! Let's go, let's eat!" Tianyang put his arms around Brother Xiao Ma's neck, and said with a very serious face said a word.

"Okay, it hasn't changed! Haha!!" Brother Xiaoma laughed.

"That must be dripped!!"

With that said, the two of them smiled and got into the car. Tianyang looked at the time, and most restaurants had already closed.He thought for a while, then dialed Delicious World, a manager he knew, and said straight to the point: "Dude, give me a table, I'll go over now!!"

"I'm sorry...Brother, you are really embarrassing me, all the girls in the kiln shop are off work...Where can I go to give you the whole table!!" The manager said in a broken voice.

"No way, I'll pass by later and smash the glass of your house...!"

"Fuck...then you come!"

"Hehe, thank you!" Tianyang said with a smile, and drove straight to the delicious food in the world.

In the car, Brother Xiao Ma looked at Tianyang who was driving the car and was smiling on the phone. His right hand holding 300 yuan was stuck in his trouser pocket, and he pulled it out weakly. He turned his head and looked out the window, dazed.

"What's wrong? Brother Ma?" Tianyang hung up the phone and asked with a smile.

"Oh...it's nothing jb!! This night scene is beautiful!!" Brother Xiaoma also smiled and replied.

"Hehe...To be honest, I haven't read much!!" Tianyang was silent for a while, frowned, and said something slowly.

This city is here, but Tianyang has never stopped to look around?