we are bad boys

From Guan Yu's mouth, I know some things about Wang Wenbo. The evaluation of this person is only two words, and if I use four words, it is very good.

He can be said to be a typical representative of the gangsters. He made his debut relatively late in 00. Before the age of 24.5, he did everything, such as thieves, taking a bath in the bathtub, extorting money from high school students, etc. wait……

He started off a little differently from ordinary people, I don’t know about other places, but in the Northeast, serious professional bastards don’t bother to steal and rob, because stealing can’t make a lot of money, and it’s very annoying. Put away valuables. In detention centers and prisons, except for rape, thieves are the most beaten.

Of course, if you can steal a Mona Lisa's smile, or Qin Shihuang's chamber pot, then that's another matter...

Not to mention the robbing, it belongs to the kind of people who can't make a living, how much money can you rob, to paraphrase Wang Mumu's words: "Now fuck, whoever has some status, who still carries cash?" Why don’t you carry the entire bank card of the Rural Credit Cooperative!!”

Moreover, the robbery is not based on the amount of money involved and the value of the stolen goods, but on the nature of the crime. If it is not done well, and the nature is particularly bad, then it will collapse directly, and there is no technical content at all.

But Wang Wenbo, the project he started from, is even more contemptible than these two industries. At one point, he was despised by all the bastards in the city, and was even named, the sister of Furong among the bastards, and the scum of the rivers and lakes.

It is said that on a hot noon in 01, in a small restaurant less than seven square meters in a certain alley in Shenyang.

Walking in, there were four or five people, the leader was Wang Wenbo, and the rest of them seemed to be students who had just graduated from junior high school.

"Boss, do you have a fat intestine?" Wang Wenbo called when he entered the room.

"Oh, what a coincidence, the fat intestines of the freshly slaughtered pigs are fresh!" The boss wiped his hands, came out wearing a bloody apron, and said with a smile.

"Okay, the whole fat intestines, dried tofu with sharp peppers, two taels of white wine, and rice on the head!!" Wang Wenbo finished speaking openly, pointed to the stool, and signaled his companions to sit down.

"Okay! Wait a minute!" The boss smiled and nodded, and went into the house to cook.

Since this kind of small shop is almost always a husband-and-wife shop, if the boss wants to enter the house to cook, there will be no one to greet him in the lobby, and if the guests have any needs, they can just shout at the kitchen with white curtains.

"Here we come, fat intestines, dried tofu with sharp peppers!!" The boss ran out with two dishes and smiled.

Wang Wenbo touched the fake gold chain around his neck reservedly, stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a mouthful of fat sausage, and asked and answered, "Why does this fat sausage smell like shit?"

"Hehe, you're right, he's where shit comes out, so why not give you the smell of Chanel perfume?" The boss thought he was joking, so he said something casually.

"No, the smell is too strong, you can return the pot to me and put more garlic cloves in it, okay?" Wang Wenbo said after taking a sip of white wine, rinsing his mouth, and discussing.

"Uh... okay, but fat intestines taste like this, unless half a catty of lavender is poured in, it will be difficult to have an effect!" The boss picked up the plate and said.

"Go ahead, just put some garlic, I often eat it!" Wang Wenbo said very understandingly.

The boss nodded helplessly, entered the kitchen again, and began to shoot garlic cloves.

Taking advantage of this time, Wang Wenbo scanned around, seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he gave his younger brother Wang Wenbei a look, and flew over.

At this time, Wang Wenbei had just graduated from junior high school for less than two years, but he was not so bad. Seeing Wang Wenbo's eyes, he took out the medicine bottle in his pocket, twisted the cap, and poured it into his hands. Xiaoqiang, crawled out of the bottle.

As soon as Wang Wenbo saw that he was not happy, he immediately cursed in a low voice: "You are a fucking idiot!! Why didn't you bring it here all the time???"

"Brother!! Our family's cockroaches are fucking extinct!!! There are really none!! It's all your mother's work!! Now it's autumn, and it's too late to breed!! I still follow, Xiao Guo's family On the pot, it took more than two hours to trap successfully!!" Wang Wenbei said rather displeased.

"Fuck, more than 5000, all gone???"

"It's not gone, the resource consumption is too fast!!" Wang Wenbei said with a sigh.

"That's all right, I blamed you, hurry up and follow the plan!!" After Wang Wenbo finished speaking, he grabbed a cockroach with his hand anxiously.

"Brother, can we kill with chopsticks today??? I've been fucking feeling lately that my third rib is always itchy, won't I grow two more hands??? You said we can't mutate Right??" Wang Wenbei asked bluntly.

"It's okay, it's okay, eat it, it really grows, brother will send you to the museum, earn more than this!!"

"Brother, you really are not a human!!"

"Brother is doing it for your own good...!"

The two people were talking, and brought the lively cockroach to their mouths, closed their eyes, panted heavily, and bit down.

puff...

A yellow liquid flowed out from the corner of his mouth... The cockroach was chopped into two pieces...

As for the two children who were working with Wang Wenbo for the first time, they stared blankly at the two of them, and swallowed their saliva, causing countless goose bumps all over their bodies! ! !

Your mother is so cruel! ! !

"Brother, put some chili oil on it, or you won't be able to swallow it for a while!!" Wang Wenbo said casually, quickly stretched out two fingers, grabbed the other half of the cockroach outside the teeth, and threw it in. Dried tofu with hot chili on a plate.

"No, I can't watch it. I raised these cockroaches. They have feelings. I'll just swallow them later!!" Wang Wenbei said, and threw the other half of the cockroaches into the plate.

"Boss!! Come out!! How the hell is this fried dish!! Why is there some game in it?? Look at this cockroach!! It's thicker than my thigh!! Who knows if there is an infectious disease!!" Wang Wenbo patted table, and started cursing.

After a while, all the customers gathered, and the proprietress who cooked the dishes and cleared the tables also ran over.

"Why are there cockroaches??" the boss asked suspiciously.

"You are unhygienic!!! I'm going to the epidemic prevention station to complain to you!! Check my mouth for me right away!!!" Wang Wenbo cursed loudly and opened his mouth.

The boss looked inside, couldn't bear to look down, half of the cockroach was dead...

"You spit it out!!" The boss frowned and said.

"I got my teeth stuck, why do I spit?? Is it possible that I still used my tongue to pick him up, I am such a clean person, you let me do this???" Wang Wenbo asked angrily.

"Then open your mouth, I'll get it for you!!" The boss stretched out his finger and pointed it into Wang Wenbo's mouth.

"vomit!!"

As soon as his finger touched Wang Wenbo's tongue, he pretended to retch, took a step back, closed his mouth, opened it again, and the cockroach was gone. . . . . .

"What do you mean?? Destroy the corpse???" Wang Wenbei, who also swallowed half a cockroach, cursed in horror.

"My fucking stomach hurts!!" Wang Wenbo clutched his stomach, looking like he was about to die.

"Brother, go inside and talk, okay?" The boss blinked and said, looking at the two with his hands behind his back.

"What are you talking about?? If you don't lose money, I'll go to the epidemic prevention station and sue you!!" Wang Wenbo kept biting this point, cursing, but followed the boss over.