we are bad boys

Early the next morning, the kitchen was a mess.

"Chairman Wang, what kind of horse did you make?? Put a spoonful of stuffing in a catty of noodles, how big is your mouth to eat it!" Linlin said sarcastically, blinking her eyes, her face covered in flour.

"Are you embarrassed to say me?? If you hadn't rolled Pi'er like a fucking pancake, would I have been pinching a dumpling for a whole day?" Wang Mumu said angrily.

"You won't put more traps!!" Linlin puffed up her chest confidently, wiped the flour on her face, picked up the rolling pin, and said.

"Okay, you two don't cause trouble, just stay where it's cool!" the little nurse said while stirring and waving her hands upset.

"Look at my daughter-in-law's little hands. Come and kiss me!" Dakang was wearing an apron, holding a machete, and slammed a chicken on the head, pursing his lips and running towards the little nurse's hand. .

"Oh, my back is sore and my legs are cramping when I'm idle!! Ai, lie back and go on!" Zhang Meng walked in with a big belly, holding a wine glass, wandered around, and went out again by herself.

"Brother Lei, your wife should be beaten up!! It's too shameful! If you say a word, I'll scratch her!" The chicken intestines were the ones who beat and cut.

"Peng!!" Leilei slapped him on the head with a spoon, cursing rather unwillingly: "Go away, cut it off, I will compare it later, each piece is slightly different in size, and pull a hair...! "

"Leilei, let me tell you something, the crotch of the chicken intestines, participated in the Black Forest Development Program... I heard that the competition was initiated by Wang Mumu. Zhang Xi and Tianyang both participated. No.1 has a bonus. Although we are brothers, But don't waste the chicken intestines to make money!!" Chenchen scratched the scales of the fish, making her face covered in blood, and bared her teeth.

"I have not participated in this plan for a long time!! This is the king, the chicken, the couple cheated money together, mother's wood master, every day put chemical fertilizers in the chicken brother's crotch!!! Who can fix it!!" Zhang Xi stripped Garlic, said cursingly.

"...I heard that washing with Rejoice every day also gave birth to...!" Tian Yangshen said mysteriously.

"Have you washed it?" Zhang Xi asked strangely.

"Well, I also mixed two catties of soybean oil!!" Tianyang said naively.

"Peng!!" I kicked his ass, and said viciously: "****, more than 200 yuan and ten catties of soybean oil, you have dumped it in your crotch???"

"I'll use salad drops next time, okay?"

"Get out!!" I cursed, brushed the couplets with paste, and shouted into the house: "Who will help me paste the couplets???"

"Brother Fei, do you think I can do it?" Yaoyao asked me with a smile, wearing white cotton boots, a down jacket, and a woolen hat, with a pretty face flushed from the cold, and carrying a lot of seafood.

I froze for a moment, scratched my head, and said with an embarrassed smile, "It's cold outside the door!"

"It's cold, just give me your clothes...!"

"Oh, I'm getting goosebumps all over my body... I'm going too!! I'm going to get dressed!" Linlin said angrily, her little feet were wearing slippers, and she was about to run out.

"Peng!!" Wang Mumu tugged at her and said, "Don't go, you roll the skin so well, I've never seen it before, who can roll it so well, don't go, I need you !"

"Really??" Linlin asked, blinking her big eyes.

"I'm a fucking liar, I'm a liar... If I lie... I won't be able to get married for the rest of my life!!" Wang Mumu said shamelessly.

Taking advantage of the two of them talking about each other, Yaoyao stretched out her little hand to grab mine, took the couplet on the table, and ran out directly.

The two of us ran outside the door, closed the door, Yaoyao let go of my hand, looked at me for a long time, and said suddenly: "I've been four years, I don't know what it's like to celebrate the New Year...!"

After listening to it, I was taken aback and understood the meaning of her words, because I was the one who accompanied her in the last happy New Year's Eve, in front of Bruce's gate, setting off bright fireworks...

"Ha ha……!"

"What are you giggling about?"

"...you are beautiful!"

"You're right, come and help my sister, I'll post it!" Yaoyao gave me a blank look, stretched out her finger, pointed to the door, and said.

After she finished speaking, she snatched the couplet. I looked at her, stretched out my palm tremblingly, and slapped it on her waist.

Yaoyao's body trembled and she didn't speak. I gritted my teeth, closed my eyes, and lifted his 90-jin body with all my strength, and sent him up.

"Don't sway!!...I'm afraid!!" Yaoyao instructed tremblingly on my head.

"Where's the agreed-upon athlete??" I said speechlessly.

"Sister...afraid of heights...you hold on to me!!"

"it is good!"

"Crack!" I stretched out my hand to hold his upturned butt...

"You're too high!!" Yaoyao stared at me and said.

"Excessive fart, it's not...!" I said halfway, but I still didn't finish after thinking about it.

"Cut, it's still the same as before... Put one on, turn it to the left!" Yaoyao rolled her eyes and pointed to the other end.

I was reminiscing about the past, and subconsciously took a step to the left.

"Snapped……!"

Yaoyao's forehead slammed into the door frame, and there was a groan of pain, and then her body leaned back. I reacted, stepped back, and supported her.

"Peng!!"

Yaoyao hit me directly, but fortunately the corridor was not big, I leaned against the wall and did not fall down, Yaoyao was in my arms, her pretty face was smeared with paste, her forehead was red.

"You want to kiss...me?" Yaoyao blinked her big eyes, stared at me for a long time, let out a breath, and said slowly.

I smelled the faint fragrance from her body and mouth, a very familiar smell, stretched out my palm to touch her smooth smiling face, and said in a daze for a long time: "Are you still so perverted??"

"Bitch Fei, are you a man?"

"If you say yes, yes, if you say no, then no!" I let go of her body, and gently held her cold red hand in the palm of my hand. I breathed lightly with my mouth, and rubbed it vigorously. Asked: "Is it still cold?"

Yaoyao looked at me, with tears streaming out of her big eyes, she shook her head slowly...

"Female man, you are still so fragile, cry!" I smiled and wiped her tears, and said slowly.

"Female man, also... woman!" Yaoyao said in a low tone.

"...Come downstairs with me to hang something in the car!" I was stunned for a moment, and said slowly.

"it is good!"

Just as I was about to let go of Yaoyao's hand, I found that she was holding my hand hard, the tears on her eyelashes were still wet, I couldn't bear it, so I smiled and said: "I'll let you take advantage of it..."

"puff!"

Yaoyao was amused by me, scratched my nose, held hands with me, and walked downstairs.

Downstairs, it was snowing heavily.

We walked on the snow, looked at the snowflakes falling from the sky, and forgot the past and the future.

For a while, we didn't think about anything, we held up the snowflakes, squeezed them into snow balls, and kept throwing each other.

On the snow...running, frolicking...