we are bad boys

At home, in the living room, Jichangzi and Zhang Xi, Dakang, Tianyang, Leilei, Chenchen, six people are playing cs, those who use notebooks use notebooks, and those who use desktops use desktops, cigarette ashes and cigarette butts are everywhere, shouting endlessly .

"Tianyang, in the dog's hole, squat down, squat down!!**, you're shaking your broken head!!" Wang Mumu yelled loudly.

"I'm tall!!" Tianyang was a little aggrieved.

"...Pull the grenade!!"

"I just threw it away...!"

"Where did you throw it?" Ji Changzi asked.

"Outside the map!" Tianyang replied.

"Throw that and fuck!" Dakang asked strangely.

"Sky blue!!" Tianyang said without hesitation.

"Rest for 5 minutes and kick him!!"

These guys beat the chicken heads and white faces. They don't understand how to play, so they start beating directly, similar to Tianyang's hemiplegia, almost playing two games, and being kicked once, but I am quite envious of him, I I would rather get kicked in the ass than wait on these mothers on the sofa.

"Fei, pour me a glass of water, the baby seems to be thirsty and kicked me!" Zhang Meng said gracefully, shining with the brilliance of motherhood.

"Hi!" I bowed and poured water.

"Xiao Fei, bring me an ice cream by the way, 3q, this heating is great...it's so hot!" The little nurse fiddled with her mobile phone, looked at the photo of her and Dakang stupidly, and said something to me.

"Hi!" After I got to the water, I turned a corner and went to the refrigerator.

"What a broken TV, you're still a nobleman, I'm still called a nobleman, Xiaofei took the remote control and changed the channel for my sister, I want to watch Blue Life and Death!!" Linlin put on a mask on her pretty face and occupied a sofa by herself , lying on it, rubbing his little hands, applying night cream, and shouting while watching TV boredly.

"Okay!" I picked up the remote control and was about to switch channels.

"Today's finale, I've been watching it for a month now...!" Yaoyao was wearing a pure white T-shirt and denim shorts, her legs were crossed, her little white feet were exposed, and she was drinking her freshly squeezed Orange juice, said something slowly.

"... Linlin, why don't you wait a little longer!" Holding the remote control, I almost pleaded.

Linlin turned her head, glanced at Yaoyao, who was calm and breezy, and said with a small mouth, "I don't want to wait...!"

"Sister Yao...look...!" I turned my head to look at Yaoyao.

"Crack!!" Yaoyao casually stretched out her white arms, took out the same large nail clippers from her bag, and said to me: "Bitch Fei, how many times have you been abused because you call me sister Yao? How come you have no memory?"

"...Aren't you about to become a monk?? You must have Buddha nature, can we be more generous?"

"no!"

"The Buddha will be angry if you are like this...!" I reminded me.

"Stab him to death, my sister is the Buddha...!"

"Can I influence you?"

"Get out, don't disturb me, it's the key point...!" Yaoyao said, dangling her beautiful legs, dragging her chin, blinking her big eyes, staring at the TV, and ignored me.

"Meng Fei!! I want to watch Blue Love!!! Immediately!! Immediately!!!" Linlin kicked her legs and shouted sarcastically.

Zhang Meng frowned and was about to speak, but the little nurse directly stuffed a lychee into his mouth. My fucking head was about to explode. I jumped up, stood up, grabbed my clothes, and rushed outside.

"What are you doing?" the four women asked at the same time.

"Fuck, go buy a TV!!!" I cursed and walked outside.

The four girls were speechless for a moment.

"Hey, how many days do you think it will take for Xiao Fei to die?" Dakang asked cheaply.

"Three days!! If he doesn't die in three days, Master Mu will worship him as his teacher! Go to the ****!" Wang Mumu nodded solemnly.

"According to my experience of being angry for many years, at most one day, you don't know. My family, Zhang Meng, has more things to do than his mother's chairman every day. My mother's mother has three nannies. I don't count sex time every day, and I have to sleep at midnight. , Fuck, I have the urge to have my butt cut off and be her sister!" Leilei, the desperado, said bitterly.

"Why do I have the idea that I don't want to get married?" Zhang Xi lit a cigarette, and looked at my back in fear.

"If you don't get married, we'll live together!" Tianyang said with blinking eyes.

"You fucking fucked me!!" Zhang Xi cursed angrily.

"Drink water, drink water!" Chicken intestines said sweating wildly.

"I can't stay in this room anymore. Women like men, and men fucking like men. After all, they look like me. Such a fucking handsome person, no one cares about him. Pack up and go to the fucking Pentagon." , wait for Osama bin Laden to go!" Chenchen cursed angrily.

……

Since we only have five rooms, there is not enough space, so one room is given to Zhang Meng and Yao Yao, one room is given to Lin Lin, and the other room is given to Dakang and the little nurse. The rest is me, Mu Mu, Chicken intestines, Leilei lives in one room, Zhang Xi, Tianyang, Chenchen lives in one room.

After I bought sanitary napkins for Linlin, filled Yaoyao with bath water, and taught Zhang Meng, and finally got permission to go to sleep, I went back to the room and threw myself on the bed, Wang Mumu gave a ghostly cry , kicked me away with a bang.

"What are you doing jb, I'll take a break, why are you kicking me!"

"Didn't you fucking see my body??? Do you understand doing yoga?? It's just for the feet, the neck is adjusted, and Kaka is the one that jumps with one leg...!" Wang Mumu was pressed by me, and his crotch ripped. opened……

"Mu, don't break the egg, let him rest for a while, you see that he is as tired as a grandson, why don't you feel sorry for him!" Leilei came out naked after taking a shower without even putting on any clothes.

"Bah, shameless!" Ji Changzi turned his head shyly.

"Intestinal Ang, if you keep being mean to me, I'll treat you well! You'll have a big mouth, and you'll know you're a boss!" Leilei frowned, and was about to walk over to Chicken Intestines .

"Brother Lei, don't hit me!! I was wrong!! I was so wrong! When you look anxious, I'm so fucking hard!! If you don't believe me, take a look!!" Jichangzi is most afraid of Leilei, because when Leilei is fighting It's not serious or serious, it's like a real fight with jb, whoever fights with him is very easy to get hurt.

"Brothers, we have a meeting, I have to give these two girls away!" I remembered that when I was in school, whenever I encountered anything, I liked to analyze it with them.

"I really can't analyze this matter. Yaoyao knows Taekwondo, and with my b physique, it's Guan Yu beheading Yan Liang. In the first round, Linlin is even more fierce. Let me go in tomorrow. You fucking love to find me!" Who is looking for whom!!" When Wang Mumu heard this, his body was not beautiful anymore, so he directly covered himself with the quilt, pouted his buttocks, and lay down directly.

"Xiaofei...Yaoyao actually, has always been... to you!" Leilei touched the scar on his face, sat on the bed tentatively, and said something.

"Go away, you are not a good fucking bird, traitor!"

"Fei, why don't we analyze and analyze!" Jichangzi asked me, blinking his eyes.

"You...you'd better get on it while you're cool, I don't even understand it at all, you analyze jb with me!" I gave him a blank look, took the quilt, and lay down on the sofa directly.

After a while, these people all fell asleep. I had something on my mind, and I couldn't fall asleep even after tossing and turning...

On the other side, Yaoyao was wearing a nightgown and walked to the balcony, the cold north wind in winter blowing her beautiful hair fluttering.

"Crack!!" The little fair hand lit the cigarette on the red lips, the red lips moved slightly, spit out lightly, and sighed. Sitting on the rocking chair with curled legs, he said slowly: "I Should I really come?..."