we are bad boys

"Mumu, what do you think is that?" Chenchen fought very bravely, but she had another fatal weakness, which was cowardice, and she was very afraid of ghosts. She used to watch horror movies and was so scared that she didn't dare to go to the toilet all night. When he sat on the toilet again, he felt someone touch his big white butt...

Wang Mumu looked in the direction Chenchen pointed, and saw a big red carpet laid on a road, which was very eye-catching at night. This is the road for the drum band to carry dead bodies...

"****, I finally found the jb, that's right, it's here, and there's a fucking red carpet, it's quite jb and romantic!!" Wang Mumu was a bit of a fool, and ran over in a hurry, Chenchen grabbed His clothes, following behind him, walking catwalk.

"Look at your timidity, aren't you a man!!" Wang Mumu pulled Chenchen's hand unwillingly, and the two walked along the red carpet to the end, only to find that it was a big iron gate, locked , cannot be opened at all.

"Mu Muang, this place is kind of evil, why is there paper ashes from burnt paper!!" Chenchen said with her legs trembling, pointing to the paper ashes floating in the air.

"Maybe, someone is dead in the village. They floated over. There's nothing to make a fuss about. Hurry up and look for the door!" After Wang Mumu finished speaking, he began to search around. Don't say you really found the door. This door is very small. There is a guard room at the door, but there is no one in it.

"Mu Muang, let's call Leilei...don't go fucking in, it's dark, it's scary!!" Chenchen was already crying.

"Can you stop jb ink, it costs [-] cents to make a phone call, the fuck is here, so don't waste the phone bill, hurry up!!" Wang Mumu urged Chenchen, regarding money as his life.

The two walked in the corridor with the help of a weak 50-degree light bulb. The sound of leather shoes kept echoing in the corridor. It sounded scary. , Sendai Hall...

"Leilei, you said it was in the VIP room on the second floor, right? Go upstairs!!" Wang Mumuhu hurriedly found a staircase and walked up. *How scary.

"Brother, I beg you, I'm dying, don't go in, okay, why don't you let Leilei come out and pick us up, okay?" Chen Chen dragged Wang Mumu to prevent him from leaving.

"I really regret bringing you here, okay, I'll give him a call!!" Wang Mumu took out the fighter jet in his mobile phone, the super invincible n93.

"What are you doing?" At this moment, an old voice suddenly appeared, and the voice echoed in the corridor.

A classic scene appeared. Chenchen and Wang Mumu followed the sound and saw an old man in his 60s holding a flashlight, looking at them. Pale and frightening.

"Who are you... ah... a security guard?" Wang Mumu looked at the old man, also a little scared, and asked boldly.

"Who are you? What are you doing here?" Seeing Wang Mumu's attire, the old man was also quite frightened. He took a step back and asked cautiously.

"I'm here to eat, where is the VIP room on the second floor?" Wang Mumu looked at the old man with ignorant eyes.

"This is a crematorium!!" The old man was also sick. When he said this, the corner of his mouth twitched. With his hoarse voice, it was not generally scary.

"Damn it, fuck you, ghost!!!" Chenchen went crazy in an instant, throwing off her two long legs, and ran wildly, her crotch was wet.

But Wang Mumu is not afraid of gods and ghosts, he didn't get used to the old man at all, and shouted in a broken voice: "You are a ghost and you are paralyzed!!" After speaking, he swung his fist and rushed to beat the old man.

The old man's temper was not as bad as usual, and he started fighting with Wang Mumu, shouting at the same time: "F*ck you ancestor, you stole things from the dead, and I will practice it for you tonight!!"

Chenchen's crotch was wet and she ran desperately all the way. The wet crotch was instantly frozen and stiff. While running, there was a "click" friction sound from the crotch.

Two hours later, I received a call from Wang Mumu, in which the police said: "Hello, do you have a classmate named Wang Mumu!"

"Yeah, what's wrong?" I asked suspiciously.

"He broke into the crematorium at night and injured the old man on night shift. Now he is here with us. Come here and pay the fine and take him away!!"

"how much?"

"They want 1000, it's not serious, you can be private!"

"What if you don't have money?"

"If you don't pay, you will be detained for [-] days!"

"Then you detain him!" I hung up the phone angrily, this idiot is really worrying, if you don't let him go, he has to go, and even if he goes, he will be called, isn't this a waste of money? I stayed on the bed for more than ten minutes, thinking about whoever borrowed the money, as long as I call Brother Xu, the problem will definitely be solved, but I am really embarrassed to call Wang Yunyao, because I just borrowed money .

"By the way, it's all caused by this idiot, Leilei, let him solve it!" I thought for a while, called Leilei, and told him what happened. Thinking that Wang Mumu had really gone, he discussed with Zhang Meng and Qiao Mimi, pooled 800 yuan, and we went to the police station together.

Outside the interrogation room, we saw Wang Mumu through the glass, and saw that his pomade had melted, locks of hair stuck to his face, his eye sockets were also blue, his clothes were torn into strips, and he stared blankly at Wang Mumu. Front.

After we paid the money, we bailed him out. As soon as we walked out of the police station, when Wang Mumu saw Leilei, his eyes lit up and he gritted his teeth and said, "Yang Lei, there must be one of us today, and we will go to the Second Cremation for dinner." go!"

"I'm just fucking joking with you, who knows that you're an idiot, if you really went, won't you call me?" Leilei cursed while running.

I didn't have time to talk to them, because Chenchen was lost, I didn't know where to go, and I wasn't with Wang Mumu, so I had no choice but to dial Chenchen's phone, the phone rang for more than ten seconds, and finally connected.

"Where the hell are you?"

"I don't even know the fuck, I'm scared to death, Wang Mumu is dead, he's messing with ghosts, he's dead, it's all my fault, he must be dead, I'm not good, I ran away , I'm really afraid of ghosts, I'm sorry...!!" Chenchen said with a loud voice, crying.

"It's okay, he was killed by a ghost, look at you, is there any street sign next to you!!"

"Wang Mumu is okay!" Chenchen asked after hearing that my tone was joking, so she stabilized her mood.

"It's okay, that's the crematorium, he got into a fight with the old man on duty, we're together, see if there's any street sign next to it, I'll pick you up!!"

"Oh, wait!!" After three or four minutes, Chenchen roared, "I'm fucking on the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, and I'm fucking running for more than 4 miles!!!"

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ps: Explosively updated today's Chapter 2