we are bad boys

At this time, I am like the goalkeeper in Shaolin football, and the campus f4 is like the devil team, with wind blowing under my feet, and the ball hits my crotch.

But at the very least, they will have a golden bell jar, iron cloth shirt or something, besides my father's three legs, there is also a bladder full of sperm.

To be honest, I didn’t feel too angry when Cao Deshuang and his bad friend kicked me with the ball like this. After all, Mr. Cao Deshuang was deducted a lot of bonuses because of me in my class, but many opportunities to change shifts lay with him. In front of us, he never gave up on us. He is not a handsome guy, but he is definitely a good teacher. It's just that we don't live up to expectations.

Young master, I am young and strong, so what if I get kicked?No matter how you say it, Mr. Cao Deshuang has to vent his anger, or he will choke his bladder, and his wife will have to kill my whole family!

"Meng Fei, you are a bitch, so weak...!"

A clear and clear voice resounded through the stadium, and my face was dulled by being scolded. After so many years of calling my brother a sissy, this is absolutely unbearable. I am called a sissy by a macho man with a dragon in his crotch Cannon, shame!Shame and anger! .

I stood up abruptly, followed the voice, and saw Wang Yunyao, her face flushed with cold, sticking out her white and tender middle finger, with a look of contempt on me.

Seeing that the goddess in my heart showed a disdainful attitude towards me, my brother immediately changed, as if he was struggling with an ant's vigorous pills. To paraphrase a sentence from a fantasy novel, it is full of fighting spirit and amazing power.

Someone once said: "Girlfriend farts are sweet, and no matter how much parents say, they are always nagging!" This sentence is so fucking incisive. Most boys are relatively cheap when they are in love. Yes, I am the best of this kind of people, not ordinary cheap, not ordinary coquettish.

"what!"

I'm wearing a coat full of blood, running forward like a gorilla, don't mention Dora, I feel like Beckham, Zidane, nigga Ronaldinho The complex, that is not the general vigorous.

Cao Deshuang kicked a flying ball towards me, I didn't hesitate at all, my body was extremely vigorous, I jumped up and blocked the football with my body, of course I didn't jump up, the ball hit my face.

In fact, I am still very talented in playing football. I can’t say how amazing I play, but it is definitely better than those idiots in the national team. I made a sliding step, with my back facing forward, and I tapped the football lightly with my heel. The football instantly jumped from Cao Deshuang’s The crotch got through.

Immediately afterwards, he turned around, raised his leg, and kicked towards the goal. The football crossed the arc, accurately passed the goal, and landed on the ground.

"Brother Fei! Mighty!"

"Brother Fei, come one more!"

"..."

After watching the excitement, I smiled calmly, held back the sharp pain in my leg, and cursed secretly, this ball is so hard, Cao Deshuang and the others are military boots, and I am wearing ordinary sports shoes. It's shit luck that I didn't break my leg.

"That's a good kick!" Cao Deshuang walked over angrily, obviously full of dissatisfaction with my counterattack.

"Show your ugliness!..." I said low-key.

"Okay! I'm tired today, let's stop here and smoke a cigarette!" Cao Deshuang wiped the sweat from his forehead, took out a box of Zhonghua from his pocket, and handed me one.

"Teacher, don't be joking. Smoking is harmful to your health. I don't smoke..." Although I said so, I still grabbed the cigarette with my hand.

"Don't play with me, the toilet is like fire every day, you think I don't know?" Cao Deshuang said with a smile.

"Hehe, it's really not me, it's all those grandchildren. I tried to stop them, but I was beaten by them!" I explained awkwardly, putting the cigarette on my ear.

"You little bastards, be quiet and don't cause trouble. The school took the fight in the sports meeting yesterday very seriously. Don't blame me for not reminding you. If you make trouble again, the school will have to expel you. You are about to graduate. , How about a diploma, you understand what I mean!" Cao Deshuang said to me in a low voice.

"Thank you teacher, we know what we know!" I said very sincerely.

Cao Deshuang and his three bad friends slowly left the stadium under the praise of countless sycophants.

"Yaoyao!" I yelled at Wang Yunyao and ran over.

"Don't call me so close, I don't know you very well!" Wang Yunyao was as tough as ever.

"Then let's call you Sister Yao!" I said teasingly.

"Fuck you, old man. I'm fine. I'm going home!" Wang Yunyao said, walking towards the school gate.

I followed and asked aloud, "Why don't you live on campus?"

Wang Yunyao lowered her head and kicked Bai Xue with her little feet, "I don't live in the dormitory, I rent a house not far from the school!"

When I heard that she was renting a house by herself, I felt a surge of excitement. Damn, she is so understanding. If I want to hook up with her, I will save a lot of rent.

"I'll send you back!" I said meanly, Wang Yunyao glanced at me, and said very directly: "You have nothing to do with whether you send me or not, I don't want to date now!"

"Don't be so absolute, I don't believe it, you don't want men when you're free!" After I finished speaking, I regretted it again, and I found that I have been very sloppy recently, and I can't chatter a bit.

Sure enough, after hearing this sentence, Wang Yunyao raised her leg and kicked me, and said contemptuously, "I don't even think about you! I found out that you are so vulgar!"

"Your school is pretty good, why do you want to transfer to our crappy school?" I quickly changed the subject.

"If you want to switch, just switch, why are there so many!" Yaoyao said indifferently.

We chatted all the way like this, strolling under the street lights, I walked very slowly, just to be alone with her for a while, and she obviously had something on her mind, when chatting with me, I could see that she was quite Absently.

I told her jokes endlessly, trying to make her happy. When she smiled, I felt so happy.

Many years later, I asked her what was her impression of me that day, and she said: "You were like a dog skin plaster at that time, very annoying, I had no sense at all, I was in such a bad mood at the time, and you were still nagging Talking on and on, a bit like Tang Seng!"

After she finished saying this, I shamelessly lay on the bed and took revenge on her all night.

"Okay! I'm home, thank you" Wang Yunyao stood downstairs in a community and said to me.

"Aren't you going to invite me to the meeting?"

"No please!"

"Aren't you going to kiss me goodbye?"

"Are you going to go or not!"

"If you don't kiss your mouth, you can kiss your face!"

"Old lady, stab you to death!"

"I'm going, I'm going, goodbye!"